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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. , p5 X6 A, a2 b$ m, U2 V+ V5 |
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. * M: A. g' X* T8 J% N# M
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * ?! j2 F" m7 X F
* w% L" H) ?* y- x# _3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 0 r# ^$ I! s' R7 J6 O! @, n+ A
5 C+ m( J. G% J 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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2 I, Q9 T# d+ w% N4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , n6 g+ a8 B9 ?! U3 T
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. / q U' B7 }2 h) X4 J
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) U2 s' x! x. U9 I$ P0 J
* N! L# N1 `9 \# z6 x2 z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 X) r3 j' B1 ^! C: |
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % i9 j6 h3 M) Y K+ }+ z
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 A8 W+ W+ ~1 ?( G
# X9 T& V% |2 D, I$ k6 d* R" @ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. . g: g$ q. v3 F+ `6 }& R
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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' ~6 B2 h$ q+ a+ X, r8 V& ^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. ~2 n% `( O3 _9 l* o9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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