新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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4 m& Q& F( j5 g  |* n& V$ c7 S2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

, p3 J5 A3 C  D( |) Y　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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7 p8 ^6 N$ a  U* B+ \; ]5 p4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 A! q4 X* I, K( J! y) R2 z; |5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 t" s  y" t$ b% F4 \6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

' e1 W) ]% K- v4 `3 `7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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. \) k; T" K. Y$ D2 T2 [" _9 ]9 |　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

$ B5 s( O5 J! H　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?