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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. / U/ }3 L. H! Y, ?
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ' c3 _/ f' H: D* x! S/ u' q$ G1 {
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( L$ f& p F5 K1 w0 j$ B
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. M3 |2 M0 \- e/ a/ x5 Y" _
. w7 t' H2 c! n, T, k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 7 b! E Y+ H* ~! j
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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0 J# [% ]/ U. g- u 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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! R9 _3 D0 i8 n% i 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. . a: g! z# I3 G# o# g; f
7 V9 Y' D/ ?3 v. m0 I# ^; x/ \6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - O: `$ X2 F' j, z
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. + r9 w! o3 Z" A
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 T8 w2 [ F8 H. S
; w: |( {6 d( E, B- | 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : N6 P( ^ L1 f+ y. Y+ k
: s2 h! Y7 A* r" B8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. - p" N$ c7 S: i. h/ g
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. . p, ~# r8 b0 J* P1 z
: U( F) X2 D1 U% Y9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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