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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. " m" f( z% Q$ H0 p
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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3 I9 u6 E; x) w2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. " V. G( r2 k4 V/ B/ h9 [) r' N
+ \% j) u, q/ R# ]0 m3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 W4 X" J( w# J- X- J) @
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , ]0 C- h7 r8 a7 C
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 ^+ V" x( g+ E5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 j, b6 w0 g: N6 q9 z) P
" I6 T& H# n3 [! y6 r& P 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ q' C; l, _5 x7 m" U$ K2 r8 p
! k. w# L, v! B: I4 b$ L H6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 5 p8 T( Y: C: V
9 t. x0 F; D5 y% J' r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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& j& b: s- X W" u8 k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ) q" o) X( O# b, |+ R$ D
! \7 I5 ^7 J$ y f r8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ! D6 t! `+ z0 N* }
W8 ~5 c* F1 [5 v 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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$ W8 C' Q* V( W$ {' z9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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' j' @. g* K k7 M! \2 j5 q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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