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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ) u9 N2 v" q$ V; z: ^5 V6 b
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. u, E. x2 c" \; n3 Z% D0 ^5 `
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 7 J" S5 U ?( B/ q0 W) T3 ^
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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- w" {' L+ K: @& Z0 N, B# E& U9 y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. / T* }/ c3 s+ O) z% ~
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 3 w O: n8 D/ d) }1 ^! j
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 2 N- z g$ d" }# ?+ l
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 6 U, Q# h$ q; e* s3 a
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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) [% E$ E+ _8 _+ b/ G) r 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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/ t9 a0 _1 V! E! D9 P8 P# g 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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