新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
1 |7 K. h* ~* C7 k　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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  a' ?* v" s  C" ]0 M　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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+ V% y! k# M% T6 D# y4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

( [7 r' i- R# A! X, F6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

+ H5 X6 v& b7 O1 v2 B' y- d( Q　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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" ^2 G, O& N  A1 F! f; P) e! T7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

1 ^" m+ z+ X. Z' ?. v　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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- U3 u- m& S8 I3 v: ?　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?