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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. $ i% `, h6 ^. {2 T7 w4 W8 t) g, \
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 i; O$ X) Z+ H( J9 J7 y/ p; F- n
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - V% b6 C& |0 K$ o
3 Q$ H" J, P! }% Q2 y6 n 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 3 t6 x2 m8 {; e9 y G
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 h& a- Y/ ?0 Z3 d( Z5 r
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ' e R, s B3 U
: E9 D0 J( n6 H/ z2 u6 l4 ~, Y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 A: C* X4 j! K) R- u7 ^
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 9 P/ t3 c' _; X; L7 j; y/ v, ?3 U: z
# C6 {8 `! y ~9 T, @8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. . }& i$ J) V2 _+ E" t+ p4 z; |/ O2 J
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. l a5 y7 s# c% e7 `
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 z$ J/ C% T3 B, y9 Y
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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