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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& y) F' e6 w2 P) Q 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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* B5 h; k+ \/ U2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ @: K- E4 ^; M3 n. }* ~+ A V
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ ?$ h& P# P ~8 i r, q! j
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 3 n) b/ s; m/ `. F3 |3 ~
5 H' B( t: W+ f; M& Q" i4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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, ~" _" g1 M2 G% c 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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+ _) \7 I0 } ^! P/ g5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 p8 \6 @2 e7 y/ \
" } S h! ^4 Z# A$ P 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / M8 A' \6 H. b: A
; c4 E. I1 P' c+ L+ `6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 5 F/ a# X) Q. k9 o8 T
) Y& e. ? x3 o, J/ q! H* J" J7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # O7 Y, n0 P+ A: p8 @
8 e* A c7 c n3 X+ @2 u& \8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. : `, Z4 m. X/ X2 K( m
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 7 u6 q7 D9 G! a& s5 E+ U% R
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. : i/ W3 @; U) U9 |& \& n
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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