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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ( P$ }1 t: o7 z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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) A6 C5 K* j5 b J, r- r4 N2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 1 R' u1 p0 Y& ^" ~9 \# G# r* U
m% H& Y! q* ?+ r# { 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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$ ` y( z; B$ \6 E, ?7 H6 x 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 5 y! ?" C/ m% l
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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+ m( M9 s% X# G 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. # E# Q7 ]. Y1 [2 E/ N( G: H+ `4 ]
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 2 s c" [9 ?8 p v" s1 }1 V
+ D! D. f/ _4 L* n# L 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' v8 y& v9 c( G0 E1 S7 `* r
5 ]* x' ^9 w7 a* V& j 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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, A, T+ X7 P8 Q7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ( r, s" I& O) }9 \) d
+ l# Q' X' L' F- M 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 ]7 ]' {1 i" j2 Y( |5 F1 e. T
, z9 ?) h- M- i1 L8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : n, C8 k) x E4 w# e
; T. X, k& I C' R: m* u7 L9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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# T5 ?. v# X9 b" q- E 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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