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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
1 |7 K. h* ~* C7 k 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 4 h# c w- c1 X& i, J* T
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2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. / f, _6 N" x5 ~6 a; Q; {1 F; S
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. % }# |/ p" }- }( `5 d; A5 [
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3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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a' ?* v" s C" ]0 M 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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+ V% y! k# M% T6 D# y4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 0 _7 ~' e, O( h4 ~7 T0 a' v
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 5 h- F0 @, v$ R3 V5 |9 a& S) Q8 `
( [7 r' i- R# A! X, F6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. / q5 n$ N" {* v* x$ a- u$ p8 [
+ H5 X6 v& b7 O1 v2 B' y- d( Q 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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" ^2 G, O& N A1 F! f; P) e! T7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / B, e0 Q4 {9 j; p' H8 ]/ r
1 ^" m+ z+ X. Z' ?. v 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ' T( R2 {* C( v9 Z. w! w, l
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8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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- U3 u- m& S8 I3 v: ? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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