新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
1 e, |5 Z7 W8 d; g; q　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

! h6 s1 R( c, d" u2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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3 G( a; ], w. s2 }$ |4 S5 N  p　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

& C' s- `2 D4 S; a) V1 Q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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- W* m& r3 F7 t( H　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

% a$ E3 W# k" i" n4 I4 e4 s$ a; u6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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. v* [" i5 @: `3 \* h+ p7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

9 |7 ~8 o! V/ T# F! F7 T　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

2 s( u1 m0 Q& l) e3 \9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 y. G2 M) Q  Z* g; f4 p　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?