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发表于 2019-5-10 10:48
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Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train??
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Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?”
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In most schools gum is not allowed. If a teacher sees you chewing gum he or she will ask you to spit it out (even though there are some researched benefits of chewing gum).
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Another name for a train is a choo choo and that sounds the same as chew- chew, probably because of the sound of the train whistle.
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This joke is funny because it plays with the words “choo choo” and “chew, chew.” |
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