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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 [. X8 u% h% F; j: d3 T
7 A1 B& p3 ~ q$ V4 z One should love animals. They are so tasty. . [7 \1 P0 {+ N" P0 g
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 Y+ |9 i9 q: X5 C4 v2 y8 { 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. % a2 `7 @+ K$ k G0 a
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ) @+ }5 x0 W, Z: W+ Q
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - Y" c4 A1 l- v; V! n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 4 Q1 B& p/ ~5 l% r
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. . { ~; n8 [# k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ V, O u( P. T1 d9 F
9 q8 C/ Q# D6 e! H; L2 B( { G" k" D, ? Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. N. R b! K3 S1 }3 c8 J7 V- X
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 }; _! V% o; N
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. $ g% b% H9 \! d# n7 k4 S7 @
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. & }' ^. y+ Y; }
- f1 `4 h/ Y2 ^/ {; Q0 c1 } Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 h0 u! H$ k, B5 e0 N: T: i 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 5 |" x& R1 ^) N1 d
, N6 c: O7 L- L0 {' |7 z! P0 V Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. & z5 C; u# Z u5 P3 o+ Z: N- o" H+ X
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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% Z3 n f; V8 E1 @ "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( d! s( l( h( a) }. n: ~: L( p "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 7 l2 T3 q/ H4 w" ~" X$ z( B
) T! q7 k2 w, k* w& O There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. . C1 W. S# |3 B4 w8 Q
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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; W# b6 p: Z& S" U4 j( @6 @ "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 7 e( @. [! c, K. h' m
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 G4 K) c* F d! l 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 3 L x0 @9 y g- t& k
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9 v* Z: S b& R God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
% [8 ?6 o4 ^& D* J: y" O$ Y/ {* m 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. ]) z% }/ W! d8 x3 U7 [9 l/ n When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
* W- t1 R4 p4 f1 {& C2 H 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" h' ^# f- C; i A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 8 G, q$ ~- W# i! h X* H
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ) {2 o. R4 c' M9 p" G, d; y: v
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: \$ s9 m- i' m 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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