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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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! h( ^% |% c2 q7 q8 V   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 x) T. K' h8 _) E1 I) X1 L
  
2 Q4 C# q5 `( d  K5 [0 Y' {. K   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 L1 W$ S7 k  E6 n1 c* i( s   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ' q' M0 d  \9 Z% d" H
  
" z. U6 ~1 R: V8 h   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
- G" o) s/ N2 q) O5 c# F   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * j) e9 @3 M+ B- M+ o
  
' k9 m  ]: p) Q, ?( p" ]   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - y4 j; Z+ y6 ^5 g
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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  p% v: e! s' X" F6 ~' H   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- S3 L) F/ o; c) o% Z5 x   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 4 i6 X1 u! X: Z, B1 h8 N7 F
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 1 D0 w* {; D) u! J6 w3 H: _
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: ]* r  X( T& H3 h   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). / ?4 I" j: m3 Q& G! L# K, {
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. - h1 r! L$ r% f7 K
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ q- d$ u; _6 K7 z, o( c   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, }" M! s$ A1 n; [   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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4 R6 s' r) m9 Y, h6 z   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
) F$ l$ R% Z, t* @$ G, G   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. # t: @  L5 m: [& X% @9 z  l& M1 M  n' @
  
+ R/ ~2 L: z; P   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
1 T2 n/ x: o8 B' H+ K- K, y2 d8 V   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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) ]* k% \9 m/ ?4 Y   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 ?# t6 O: G! I3 g% d) Z   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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! C3 m* q0 p  N6 y' g! U   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ( b$ ^1 e+ ]5 K
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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* Z1 d$ q5 a7 l7 Y1 k2 p. C   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " & J) j+ u1 o# g6 n" D1 P
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * _9 ]1 }( \2 Y( \: [5 _; X4 }
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 * H4 O7 u7 X" E7 f4 ?& S7 v' m
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 1 H2 W+ Y2 U2 r, J; m( w
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 ]+ R" A3 q) a! }   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 4 T& d9 w: w5 r, M& E  x6 N2 v3 F( u
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. + z* R) r$ L0 p$ a+ p
  
1 I9 D) K- g( n0 s5 i2 a4 Y   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. / Q9 N  G5 |; V) e" F
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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