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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. & J' y% m5 I* t: b- P) r* c- a
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' _. U4 L( [6 \: I' p( N! h
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 o7 A/ Y% P! J& U
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.   b+ C9 Q0 q: l3 H2 P) P
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 3 h6 d6 N% ]- u5 K, X: C
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 ^, Q$ g* s) a- e
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' ~7 L7 Z! r, u: h/ k' s
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 3 c" R) M0 P. ]0 o
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 Y* Z- x: R5 R# J$ E' n/ `   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ) W, c0 y% v7 O6 H
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 M& B- U) M$ Q; _: Q: a
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 5 Q$ k' m; Z4 g. B
  
' B8 s* |2 W: C$ f   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
. L+ _9 @  c2 f# c2 h; k" |   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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  t+ t4 N% `; ~# x   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ; a1 y0 @  R" m1 e
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 1 G+ n2 t) b% c" k( d0 K
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 g+ n/ K9 c5 u  l9 @5 I   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 6 m4 }, W& |0 ~' x  M0 [7 \
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 0 V3 d! u1 h; b0 a# I5 X* B( G! F
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 5 z) p+ C8 x8 \5 c  b
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( r$ O" E- R  H! ~* g1 M+ M4 X   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ; Y% Y! c% t! ~6 d6 E$ h7 E2 M
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " # M% j& L) r" X& p6 Z2 J5 X
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 9 O% z( l- g3 J# a3 U/ [4 L$ M

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ( a7 M5 r- P, g' J5 r$ O
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 $ |+ f. A6 ~/ ~" i+ k% c( L, G! y
  
3 }% D) o, ~- a$ a2 g' `   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 3 o/ Y4 N% J  D3 U. h
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ' X" x& _9 c; ?2 |( ]4 }3 r7 n9 J4 j
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 x, e  t: W0 Z6 q2 A7 V   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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