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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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; M6 @' Z+ n. l5 C# |3 z   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. $ [4 R% o3 g: D) s- h: P6 W
  
$ ^& c3 M& C' n4 ^* b1 `   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
% c7 i# |1 j- g& R7 |8 i  M   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6 b; Y/ H  n& y, w' Q, x3 M   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. + j- U% }9 R' H" ^+ i: `5 }
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " X  \+ k/ \8 d6 K* v0 Z
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 2 j, [3 m! c5 T8 U9 y8 m
  
5 X; V% P5 o+ |, z# z$ F   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- Z& h( k) O5 q  `. g3 H' Q4 J. i+ d   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 0 j7 z; I5 h' E, N/ P
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % F! j! F/ s- \- L! p+ I
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 6 \7 U8 y- k% k: C) ^) ]6 t# Z
  
3 a) p7 z0 S9 g9 G   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
' K: F- n8 N7 _* H# W0 O) y   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 b" o* P4 V- [
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 U2 |. {# f) K/ X7 w7 }  i
  
* {" V" @. x8 H! L( K; |5 J   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( f  d" V6 v- t8 s   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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. N  e- x. ^$ ~$ J, S& M" P& T! K& W- Z   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 0 V% y  Y7 O! K
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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$ t  y; t' C1 O   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% d4 j5 N% j6 n- e& |* R% b   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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4 Z. e6 c8 n4 D   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 X8 d% V) x6 z3 R7 r* g& P   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. + B1 F" A% _! H0 z: F9 }' p
  
& x" G0 R6 c0 c; Z* {   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ }  v6 k) B( T. e" z   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 5 o0 b4 G/ W9 H0 T4 u) V1 o& t
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ g* f) Q2 R% z6 Y% T   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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4 a2 K4 r% L/ A0 G+ I0 k4 v   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 8 a5 z8 I& [! w% C
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 T7 ~  V, J# Y/ d! A' c   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! / j) h  f% g, i3 p9 q
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 N4 S. `# B, a6 g: u- ^* H   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ( [$ u8 D5 L  ^4 m: ~. O
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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