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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 4 ~6 ]+ P$ ?" Z- \+ W3 k$ W+ @0 y7 W
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 6 F/ [% ^1 y$ i6 t
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. , u/ s6 }' {3 i$ C0 P: I4 N) `
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. % C" M1 ~. h$ Y1 n7 l
  
2 f0 e6 V% h8 j2 u6 [$ x$ \   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. / r0 x0 j1 }- B
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. % K. T! I* P. y0 H7 M" C5 A) N1 ^; J
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 I% |2 I2 ?+ l
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & {. V6 `1 D' @' z- N, z( S
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * _& }; Q% T7 j4 S7 m) X1 q* r" J  C
  
3 \- d; U) J* B  r( o+ E: U5 v   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
/ h, X' G  _# P& S. y, n: v2 s   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. , H4 f+ X, S5 K& E/ L" F# s
  
" B) ?  J9 s  C0 l) p2 Y1 n$ F   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ; g! G, k* N# D/ u1 A8 M
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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1 A1 K( q4 M1 r: F$ ]' u0 s   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. : D! |5 Y9 ?, J" M
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! ]( D3 E* [  E( |   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 Z: [6 N. L6 W- b   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. / X$ N9 \/ L: I. M4 S9 }. V
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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1 k; _/ y& M$ g# Z# m% T   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 [% F( Y. G7 x7 ~   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ' d& y/ J# |8 p0 @5 \
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 G, e* E* @8 Y$ w
  
6 Z9 |* V7 v" O/ Y   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " " }2 n0 t1 {  }
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 8 P6 h5 L- s! I  s" j

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ V; P) a' g6 x5 i' K" D
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 A1 o# {6 w% n2 v* n
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
, }: w0 D$ z+ }$ o! _$ I. @3 v% B+ W   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 ?' @" G4 c: m/ L" K4 z" R$ W# o
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
: s# @: L3 N1 B) A* I* K   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 8 F  D, n9 U1 w$ ^
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
# H- e. u# F) C' X   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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