& t! f6 W. f. ?# M话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。 $ e1 ~+ {% v. z$ Z( |Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? ) Q0 G' X. A4 y$ Z5 LPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting! 3 t0 d- b+ Y* |* H3 m: ?+ p1 RChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist? 3 b- p' ^1 L' J% I' r4 [# A+ APeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!, m! `6 d% h0 d0 ^7 J0 \
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?" n. a0 D2 T- t5 X8 o/ a
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America! $ A7 ^# ~/ {! s! h6 x/ X% I- t( S; ^Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!2 H9 ]) A, w/ ~! Y5 l! \) ^
People: They dissolved it themselves! 6 y: R$ P4 q2 d% E6 kChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism? 1 N- J* \# Q5 c) c: p. a9 ]2 FPeople: We’re the imperialism now?! L8 L- G* \3 U. }1 Q
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?9 @$ k! Y+ J4 M
people: It’s in America now! $ k& @* W- K/ Y) C. a6 {, i F* b# w+ M; y8 W6 q" L