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: B% a0 ~5 A- A6 w话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。2 ^: |5 ^3 N2 l& X b
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
( ~0 ]% E" Y# K, A9 Q& |People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 s# L i) ~2 E" I& ]" e5 cChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
' N z5 r7 G: l$ f+ x8 B9 BPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!! U) H7 X. i% h, B/ s8 w
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
3 S% x/ x# @1 A( ]6 dPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
8 U0 W% K/ G7 V' HChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# T; i0 T D" |4 `0 l5 V3 H; MPeople: They dissolved it themselves!' g# G5 b4 ]/ M: D
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
4 P$ n, |) N1 @& I- HPeople: We’re the imperialism now?/ Y; k7 R0 k; J) f- ]1 s: }% f
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?% N4 B7 r8 _; b( i7 ^& N
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照$ r1 t& H! K/ \. e. E0 Y( v
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
- {! r1 m2 J1 ?# ?# A8 g" x$ ]0 j4 T我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
/ y% l" Z7 I( k8 A毛：资本家还存在吗+ D+ Y; S; L' z$ R/ P
我们：生意都做到外国去了( N; D8 V3 E* q( x8 s
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗1 w3 F# j2 `8 P# c: F! ?: A
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了3 p3 G$ c7 K+ C$ e M
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
" q0 `" x( K* C我们：他们自己解体了4 }) K. C/ F6 F+ _$ R
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗) o3 V9 j+ z- {3 _
我们：我们自己就是了0 M. s+ p$ L6 D% ^
毛：那我的文革呐
- ]; L. Z6 W+ T我们：闹到美国去了 |
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