毛主席问答英文版，

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/ L( h$ l) z- v- Y  O话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
9 L3 J6 s: d4 U/ iChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
: `% r8 d6 o$ Z* F, Z6 l* nChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
4 h) u6 R$ O3 i! `* [Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
0 J6 v: ~) H" @4 o9 J0 NChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
; n# b: H  R. w" m  u! L( yPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
' w8 r& |3 b; Ypeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
5 S2 m, R& l6 S$ [  R我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
3 i; S2 S  Z8 u毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 `' I: @: ?3 I6 r6 N- P毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
# ~- l. W( F8 h: r毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) D, T$ ]1 A0 L. q+ O1 H我们：他们自己解体了
8 i9 e2 e- Z8 H, d! L4 d毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
' `8 n+ j+ r" q毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了