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3 P( _$ l' Y8 K( ^9 B0 X' z7 e话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。/ x2 H8 W( X% {, {2 m3 G$ C7 O
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 r; `9 P! W7 ?' C* bPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 |8 |3 ^) j2 o' t+ ?9 sChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
# f9 E1 a# K2 e8 LPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!1 f; j! q4 Y1 I; k) i8 b
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?( h* ?- _7 n( a' ]5 f: c3 G
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
! k# N8 a9 b0 |$ QChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
1 F' `' `. N+ qPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
" A# O+ I; v3 y) _/ z# HChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
( [3 I, M: P0 f/ Q1 L+ Z1 u) ?People: We’re the imperialism now?: `) a6 H2 F; q: {& a
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?, z$ r2 }# l$ z9 J' i
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照! b6 P$ r! S' O9 a. g8 J7 J
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗) C9 g* L `- A Y) O; w
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢( o s X S* f, S7 c9 d/ z
毛：资本家还存在吗
- b/ F: j: y% E! u" X! Y我们：生意都做到外国去了
0 n0 m: X) ]( d) c毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
3 @' H8 F: m; d, @. S( _我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
! ~8 Z, C% I' Y) @/ x毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) g1 Z" V: p$ ?7 N( @我们：他们自己解体了6 ]6 i7 p7 {# u
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗- e$ U: q/ E; B: ]) c5 \% J1 |" n
我们：我们自己就是了0 U) \% K; m5 K f
毛：那我的文革呐$ W* ?2 Z6 c. |0 R! C8 \& Y$ ?
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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