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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。0 Q4 q) c2 k9 }2 b4 j8 k
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
, ~5 A7 Q# O- R3 C; APeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!2 E% G/ |( ?# @9 e/ }3 B
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
! N5 y( `0 `7 H, bPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
+ f0 w; s2 O; SChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
\# [8 ~- G% n9 g! o. a' |People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!; I( w6 P5 V% g% r9 K7 J
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!/ i; H. a C0 M% Y2 ?
People: They dissolved it themselves!3 B8 `/ j* M" F& f! g, T( k$ r* s
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
/ Q' Z, b4 ^; w4 O' l/ ~People: We’re the imperialism now?# Q4 ?: }: v( G- Q
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
) G, r! K; ^0 h1 |+ s1 y' Opeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
- @. R) A+ h4 X: Z) d+ `$ R毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
2 s8 G. E- n2 M% `3 F. l+ a我们：都吃多了，减肥呢 y5 T$ b) j- P9 ]' y
毛：资本家还存在吗
2 P* x" ]' i& E* E我们：生意都做到外国去了
7 ^0 H9 ~& L( f6 p; u" S3 P2 p- j毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗3 n" D+ e/ P3 N8 i5 Q8 ^. p- M
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
; L5 T+ z8 C/ d1 R毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗7 V- i" S$ E4 I# l9 E
我们：他们自己解体了+ N# a1 p3 P" o) }
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗9 s& D6 u; s+ {$ B5 I/ p
我们：我们自己就是了
9 k' W+ \. q' ?0 }毛：那我的文革呐1 L* L( t( D, n; u# ]/ U
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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