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) h8 L5 v: ~' l: {) w% ]- R话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。
: E- m1 P m: @% f) OChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? \$ p% Q) o; e/ y
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!2 G" t" i3 z) k$ e- L
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
g ^, w4 Z3 b' Z. I+ V! RPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!' v$ F: \- b7 D& i& @% `$ l
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?# x6 R `3 Z* K; R+ t. _
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
, }2 n( ~5 p; b7 A6 [" a. Y3 o# |Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!! D: z7 f2 o% V9 I, e" k
People: They dissolved it themselves!
( X$ B7 |3 a- l+ LChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
_- J9 W4 `: \People: We’re the imperialism now?
^1 A/ m( P7 `( ^2 r ^' X" U4 |$ BChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
; O3 u# z* Z b9 f+ O3 ~. Vpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照" j: ]( m2 {+ t) j1 S2 ]9 x
毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
Q- P! O! A1 j \% G: ]2 q我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
: y8 |) o1 K: \# Q毛:资本家还存在吗
2 n$ i7 L" L. ], E0 M我们:生意都做到外国去了
) j: Y5 }7 ^" P. N1 t' Q毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗
% `- k" L+ ]6 ~, t我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了
8 U* L2 c9 e0 u; |2 O! L/ [ f毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
4 a# h$ R0 I( p1 w; c# _) m- K我们:他们自己解体了
# H; ~& k* U1 g& s# M9 Z6 p+ T- @毛:帝国主义打倒了吗8 J# [, g9 W9 H7 k* c' \8 n2 l9 B
我们:我们自己就是了
# a8 q, f: y7 [* {& ]2 e毛:那我的文革呐
) j' o( Q/ y4 [$ J# ?3 u4 v我们:闹到美国去了 |
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