毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
: a' U) s8 o7 LChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
% O6 R' P% n& _9 c. i) E  {& bChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
1 E5 M1 c; V/ O0 zChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
3 G& B, d( M+ ?People: They dissolved it themselves!
  `  o1 `1 |) M  D( k9 fChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!


来个对照
0 \3 M7 a! t8 m9 u4 U2 p毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
  H8 h( u) f9 z  _我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
$ ?6 c1 c1 ?! G  x, a我们：他们自己解体了
. |2 _0 u- b4 ], Z7 B毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
3 p3 w; C3 Y4 B4 H+ e0 }毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了