毛主席问答英文版，

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& t! f6 W. f. ?# M话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
$ e1 ~+ {% v. z$ Z( |Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
) Q0 G' X. A4 y$ Z5 LPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
3 t0 d- b+ Y* |* H3 m: ?+ p1 RChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
3 b- p' ^1 L' J% I' r4 [# A+ APeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
$ A7 ^# ~/ {! s! h6 x/ X% I- t( S; ^Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
6 y: R$ P4 q2 d% E6 kChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
1 N- J* \# Q5 c) c: p. a9 ]2 FPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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9 Y7 a# `6 m5 K( l6 q0 H! b来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
/ l* x0 H! a3 z3 f我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
2 c2 E# O  Q( f我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
. |& Z( v5 q: T- T# U. b+ D+ ~6 V毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
9 E# E: W+ |8 K( J* q0 d; u- l3 ?! Q我们：他们自己解体了
$ L- Q) |4 t* L) S/ z6 R9 g( [毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
6 d$ {' ~: E0 I# X1 P: D我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
( e! x0 r* A  b) T) I6 B3 w我们：闹到美国去了