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+ {- S M3 C" v6 i4 l g9 H8 G) r( @话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
( G3 ^% X% _: s" n d1 vChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
- A7 u9 U% T4 \9 n( y3 tPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!: S& d# Q) o1 I4 F9 N' u6 V; h
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?: P- q, t D/ O$ i
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
R4 B, _7 v9 a( u! H* f; t* q2 HChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
Z% b8 O, {+ x: C( FPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!. T3 D, E7 a+ {& ^& r: E l4 L
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!! m1 A+ C+ a$ j# K
People: They dissolved it themselves!
& z7 ?! ?& b* f! dChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
+ O3 Z5 f4 |, qPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
% u; \9 S$ H' q+ v7 p+ hChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?+ R: Z7 Q8 Y' X3 {; ^" W* U0 ^+ h
people: It’s in America now!6 m$ ?5 a, ^3 B8 Y
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来个对照% U: _' P1 U9 F
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
7 y8 F% M4 \0 |5 H( y我们：都吃多了，减肥呢6 V1 _# N2 a* o3 s
毛：资本家还存在吗+ I" g' p7 G! Z6 m
我们：生意都做到外国去了
% E+ p) Q3 c0 [9 }1 `1 a4 A6 D毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗' N: x$ _4 F( {& k! O% z( C
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了, I# x4 }9 S6 R% r* j( l1 Q2 T
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗' W; r' l4 {' q$ Z+ `: J
我们：他们自己解体了% C0 [; x0 i+ ?4 V6 r& ?+ f' [
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗' i3 [" J' o! n
我们：我们自己就是了, [% g$ \# g8 i. g
毛：那我的文革呐& g- h2 a8 J2 ^, o% Q/ m/ W: K
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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