毛主席问答英文版，

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) h8 L5 v: ~' l: {) w% ]- R话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
: E- m1 P  m: @% f) OChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
  g  ^, w4 Z3 b' Z. I+ V! RPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
, }2 n( ~5 p; b7 A6 [" a. Y3 o# |Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
( X$ B7 |3 a- l+ LChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
  _- J9 W4 `: \People: We’re the imperialism now?
  ^1 A/ m( P7 `( ^2 r  ^' X" U4 |$ BChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
; O3 u# z* Z  b9 f+ O3 ~. Vpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
  Q- P! O! A1 j  \% G: ]2 q我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
: y8 |) o1 K: \# Q毛：资本家还存在吗
2 n$ i7 L" L. ], E0 M我们：生意都做到外国去了
) j: Y5 }7 ^" P. N1 t' Q毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
% `- k" L+ ]6 ~, t我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
8 U* L2 c9 e0 u; |2 O! L/ [  f毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
4 a# h$ R0 I( p1 w; c# _) m- K我们：他们自己解体了
# H; ~& k* U1 g& s# M9 Z6 p+ T- @毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
# a8 q, f: y7 [* {& ]2 e毛：那我的文革呐
) j' o( Q/ y4 [$ J# ?3 u4 v我们：闹到美国去了