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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
! }7 {( S, x( W" y! r$ ?孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! p. ^8 E3 z+ H1 d+ z1 X AConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 1 D5 b* y. Y. B( M# K2 @
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 6 ~# T( E# ?. V) _4 T2 A* u
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk + M3 }# e) \/ H* z# g+ e% v
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
) S5 Z$ ~- V6 }( WConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left # O# x% I# n9 h9 x3 V: n, c
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house % I2 u5 g! G3 V, q! p5 t" e
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night : Z. t" ~% J) H6 ~ n
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
& R- p/ x; u8 h, u5 y& r* x3 DConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
" l I& W0 O4 ~6 R! J! H' y/ G* j6 L7 VConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient $ x) T( S3 o3 i3 x! p" ]! j
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
5 u) u2 a8 K6 d* s8 p" TConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
?3 F1 b" g8 n, Q5 t4 x" TConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
7 ^6 y9 p1 M" I, {! }Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
2 v( `& f5 a& X8 KConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
8 t7 w7 E9 a, rConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
: u& m' f [6 F7 ?' z& f, mConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
+ o Z5 e1 ^0 a/ jConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted , [6 L3 G6 D) T) Y! ~6 B3 h$ g
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist + ?# |4 o, v: e$ A/ G
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ) ?3 K2 W7 u1 y; D' c
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
7 ` \) w+ x! u5 Q1 O9 @! @# TConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck / z0 v2 p4 W) R4 A
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
1 `9 \2 c9 n7 ^+ eConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
: O7 l I4 Q5 O" x/ pConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts / m T/ e9 w! m; X0 j
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
- A+ w: Z6 R( \* cConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
" T2 B( T. Z0 ]9 zConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean & @) B7 r6 `, q0 n* k
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ; a- Q8 m" P9 i2 v* A
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 4 e( Q9 ?; l, B" T8 k6 l, Y
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
6 e: D4 P8 ~$ I- ?Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 1 ?4 b4 F9 t/ y4 u" {0 u! t
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 1 U. F6 y, a6 _0 I# c6 P* v
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
8 s n1 x5 i, J! Q' A& mConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement % {; `* ]' d* y3 W" q9 j
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face : j. }9 s, Z! u, [; Q/ d* r
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
/ `$ \$ j; u% _Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 6 Q# k- q# H# Q9 t7 j) |0 ^
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up . F! C% @6 T9 @, U: `3 g0 p
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
0 d% y2 E! @, G% ~/ K4 [Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
0 O% W8 Q% Z4 e( X( g+ X/ y3 i, ^Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
. {( r/ ~: W9 h$ W; Y; s- g$ HConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
6 }0 a$ l' t; C+ `, p$ V7 zConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
v" o& u- [7 n& BConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 8 {: H8 x' ^1 H* z( l4 g& z6 |; k
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
3 P# w6 S( O" I" y. U* U) F, FConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
+ h2 R- P4 t; X/ j2 R3 X- o$ U- PConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag . N) w. ]4 h. t7 w. S
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
# G! C) L% i. X1 R" @5 c& x! r! nConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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