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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
# x( s9 n5 v! E C孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
5 {& a) a# H3 e: xConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone # w1 h5 d) E/ X
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
! U$ X$ f) y% b. a, Q# L1 pConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
$ Q9 N$ {& \ D/ f0 y6 ^- p0 ?" aConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it : Q Q6 T* q; K& d
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 2 u- ?) ~2 @( B" }+ Y; U' Y D, \
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 8 U( S! h1 R: z8 p2 }/ i
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 9 [ ~. t, K( k' K
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it # o5 K9 S; J6 c% ^0 M1 w- [: `0 T
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
3 A8 C+ K2 N( g; s6 W7 uConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient / R2 a1 Y# E# X& b
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 6 u2 o# }2 u/ u, d: G
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
' E5 p* y$ X) v6 p Y7 H! EConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
5 P5 L8 v8 k5 Z8 v0 Q. @% `/ Y5 cConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ) k# c6 |$ r% S; }
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 0 T/ X( h6 e. b3 L) i
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
! V% T2 a9 U4 Q3 ^Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired ! L' e- G/ ]- \: \7 p# @
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted / x! h5 P% g' _
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
9 C( C* o" |+ N9 U. AConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 0 j, h# h5 c6 ^
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / p, p1 B$ r. K; }; v. k. Q3 [
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
; P4 Z+ H0 s' `+ xConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 2 D; o0 j: N+ ^1 c* q* y
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
. w/ d( a! n: O8 I# lConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
, U0 H' W8 ]3 ?# S! Y9 H" L1 rConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
2 v1 D `# \. Y" ^) o8 OConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
) { _; R$ W+ X% p2 t8 ^Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean : k; h- k9 r0 x/ K1 }3 r1 Y% l
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ' D* i7 @$ O& L" I
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
+ R! u* N B( M& Y5 }Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
$ n' M1 I7 r; D7 E7 MConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
- a; G: f- ?) ~: I! kConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ^( j8 E8 p( d/ }8 c: p! L
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
+ V* _2 K; f; G1 g' N& nConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
* ]7 P* E2 O. i9 d, V/ OConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
4 W: e$ h$ m. ?+ K, E5 d FConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 3 u* M+ ? L3 q' G( l0 U! \, h
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
3 G: q0 J7 f0 `+ ?. rConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ( E; P: n C3 h, c
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion . R* ~- L& j* |8 _8 p# t
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
7 [. _7 i5 f9 W6 F. o) ~4 ~Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ! R6 I# Y; u5 w8 v
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ . Q: B3 G4 Z0 h1 S# }
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ) ?1 ?" c7 r% G7 i9 Z# D& j
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 3 w( e. O, K# Z4 B* f! x% y8 c
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 7 R+ `2 n5 A. r1 P( E9 x& x
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 0 p9 z1 I$ a; u: Q6 y7 F
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
( T0 x7 I) L: I& }: d: w. GConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
! C4 x9 ?% h; \5 O) _: B2 @Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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