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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
' w* I4 V2 L* C/ _9 Y孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( _7 q( V" O$ M6 g
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
. h8 w) l/ h! @Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
6 A; I2 `" N- lConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 6 T9 ~4 U# e c" X2 j- O8 q
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
& ~1 Q' \4 f" [2 s3 [/ f4 f1 P3 nConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
& ]' z' X; ? N/ b" ^) ^Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
1 m. j9 E" _3 ? f- w1 uConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ' u, |1 f$ w2 D% @5 n
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it - t: i) G3 W. @+ I; t" h& z
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants w, R$ ^2 a7 {7 g' V
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ( q+ [2 g& y' J
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 9 d, t1 B7 h- @, g* b# p5 a
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on # e! V5 C7 I' ]2 J- X
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 3 j+ _' q7 o/ b1 T% s- m
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week + T; @3 Z# E4 T N' @9 [ Z
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
8 w- V' i" X6 F7 [7 qConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts : A& J4 n9 g5 M- d4 J
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
' f& Z( c# Y4 Y3 A3 RConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted % `2 v# b0 x4 c7 Y
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
+ ~5 R3 f# X7 u' G" b9 r- x9 aConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
; D$ T1 X+ p+ o7 G# QConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel * n* S9 `& y; R3 M/ o( D8 Z
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
) q3 I( K: o8 {Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot N0 p9 e! v* Y4 c+ H( X" O7 G ~
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy - }2 O8 y$ w0 _* a. w
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
' B/ l0 S$ O' N, F: [Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy H1 ?. o4 w* N" k6 R S) X! A
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
* _$ v4 H" A: w$ Y9 b1 R. gConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean % }, z2 X+ G/ C3 }- w
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok $ A+ x" ]- S$ M, W
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 4 D7 N% R& }: M! ^, Z
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
! R% }% A8 c7 G; X7 `% t( o* zConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
J6 \3 B+ b$ a3 i7 p' h4 nConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts + U% T2 |5 G! T3 D
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders , ^9 E1 z; j$ r5 u8 Q2 D
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 z2 u9 ^! `1 ?1 R
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face " L' X8 o4 L9 G- x" f/ k
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
8 |+ t/ @6 C; R- _Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew . n) g# ~7 X8 P, Y6 X( x2 u o6 I
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 0 H0 z6 y; t" c
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
+ a% N; h% C9 l" dConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
: j, ~% _! W6 tConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
- V, j+ ~" i# n$ i* UConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 2 r" ]% x' L& B. x# T
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
9 `) v Y3 m5 u) ]- y' p/ {1 X% _Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
# `3 P0 k' v6 |8 B3 T. zConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
. @) N, B U |# ^2 h) lConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
9 r+ A- @0 b( @/ |7 ?Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
0 @, m0 q7 `# z \* _Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ' s" u- s7 s& a' f- ~1 b
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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