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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。' V# n, |7 c9 ~- ?0 n1 [* O
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?" b# H u! X, p0 S2 h" z( I B1 N1 @* w
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone & l( L5 d8 n k$ l+ ]. X& { A" g
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
! g, w L: @) j+ s& ?7 a% OConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
* c$ ^: S% {8 HConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
6 W0 B. }- b R8 j V0 V$ aConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left & K. c+ b: @, J+ O4 W9 m
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
% m& G( V3 ]# ~Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
?, Q5 `/ P' q# {6 ]- o/ w) uConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 v7 @9 Y& P3 o+ b2 x, ^& Q5 F! H
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants : h/ ]% D) Z9 t* w# J# e- A
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
1 p% j' G9 k* E7 GConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
( N* s$ p% q5 q& UConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
5 C8 C" D' Y5 m2 m7 J3 uConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
% D4 ?) R! I+ Z. hConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 0 J4 w( a* n x+ H& [
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ; I/ L0 Y u$ s- q7 y3 [9 T
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
7 C0 {" B5 |8 p" o* P3 jConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired $ `; W# D! \. c6 A+ _
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
5 q7 J( L( b3 ~5 VConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist : |" f+ u. C% Y$ B+ {: x4 }7 j
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
& E. @2 b% g; \+ L% l7 zConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / F; \- H7 f: z8 c
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
0 @) s$ F5 }( C3 D+ v9 JConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 9 D- c/ J2 O: C% Y
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
% n7 |/ [- |6 h$ LConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
# ^7 Y7 ]( c$ _( f. ?9 pConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
; c6 I- `- J1 a8 O5 t; pConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people " A: d6 m3 H n2 q# A
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 8 V5 E2 X Y) i( N0 P4 ^
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok # Q) o$ v* i1 H2 ], I8 j1 c2 ^
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand , W7 v2 U2 g3 s
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 6 L$ j8 q4 F: X# g4 H' A8 C
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
1 K5 V( L) B& GConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
, k2 B+ [" o: v. eConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
# Q; }* {4 Y; U5 S8 FConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement % {) U- {. A) y+ t# D
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
) U' M# a3 S' CConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
$ a" X3 d4 s' e* G# e) _4 r2 AConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 7 i+ s7 n5 J% s
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
, ?0 Z6 p( z6 ?) }- Z4 HConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
( d" _: o6 n, a* w. t! }- g1 vConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
6 X; a2 Z& X3 e- P# I: sConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
) L! L- y0 p- y# q7 \+ I, S8 }Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
: ^3 g: b. Z9 gConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 4 Y1 u4 b3 F1 A% C* V. M+ j, \
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
5 w0 c7 Q& O# BConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
& e. d t+ N& }; r; ^7 AConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
: d* ?! Z0 }1 zConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag v0 t }2 L4 Z, A4 |. g
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face / `3 W% @, z. Q1 X% F4 l$ Z
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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