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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。- _3 Z. K) t) w" S4 F0 |
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?4 Z: j X- v8 X6 N
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
0 N9 b- C! ^4 \ IConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
3 Z) [5 t! k6 s7 I* V! n- |Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
0 T/ @6 S7 @" [; b9 Y" \Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ]- c ]; i) U+ _: P
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
; _: b% C# r8 M1 ^4 EConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 5 d+ ~4 m* Y' \$ x' ~2 E5 ^
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
; l+ m% O ?6 EConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it - y8 g+ G# q! a, v2 G7 u( D
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
, v c! I! O2 B4 a! A2 d; ZConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
$ U& } ^" g2 V/ b' Z/ IConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly % J$ U7 C: N$ e
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
0 o) V. q$ @) `" ~4 B8 kConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
; K( z: d S& D6 Z5 [Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
' a8 I! d' N- Z% l) JConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' {7 i$ l& g7 [. O4 c
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 8 S: @1 C9 n5 D9 W; Q
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired + V) \% p6 X) f7 ?
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
. l+ l, u4 u5 ~, C8 p: M1 M8 RConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
5 ^. v+ v3 r; D6 T* R3 j, kConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
+ X; e; O, c: |9 Q$ ~) ^& J, gConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
2 J" f0 @7 {7 i" h& q. ?Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ! e- K1 O/ Q% L) s- `
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
9 u& \" e3 v" {1 s5 _9 GConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ; j/ _; `6 a4 `
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts % K2 |+ b- o0 Z: A/ F+ H
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 3 n; j4 S" U; [2 H
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
( j# q2 q; p9 A4 W2 e, q3 ^; f1 Q6 v. MConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
) Q" H) {" r- l+ Z. v; \Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
7 i) A2 o+ U6 j8 \9 Q+ W6 m" N: \Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 1 B6 a& X; `" a) m5 K# N
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab , x# w# v; U5 h, n1 o! h
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 5 C9 P. {- y( Z- K4 N; U
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
4 I$ |6 F& l# |! M/ j, t6 FConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 8 Q6 Q* ~) q& s" \* z
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
l8 V, T. u' W* _4 K# T5 qConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face . \" ]: Q3 p3 E8 L" O* `" H t
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
8 S6 ^7 v b1 ]3 j1 TConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
( R Y- W; a; qConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
4 w: C4 y: c0 F- p( k4 C# L; RConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
7 @& `! q+ _9 L$ TConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
. H/ ?% r6 p! g. u, l& k8 Z* aConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 0 O8 J4 v' x) S. p2 ?
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
% J7 O9 z% j# E0 p8 `0 @( aConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
3 F7 o( y7 c% V* d- a# BConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
: U* i9 l; i% A, ]9 ^( p# ] [6 vConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit # G9 f' ^" ^( s6 R
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth - X8 i- \' Z. _8 \" Y& X
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
4 S9 Y" d2 v1 [" t. V' eConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 1 J* E4 r( |, y7 o
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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