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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
* J8 D% J2 b4 l$ f/ }: \6 J# @3 h孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
( J0 s9 p3 ~, E! i0 T6 L; EConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
" |' P. C" N5 d8 N& B0 D* X& n* PConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
Y0 i# \4 o/ E i/ V$ Y: jConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
1 j0 J( z" G, ?# d8 _/ G# wConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 9 a- d- g" I5 U
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
5 \7 j: C% u- H/ O+ F; n' Z* zConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 8 q# o8 y5 X' C5 j5 l- z1 {
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
. h0 u8 j4 R BConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
! f5 z' D# @" H. V: G7 FConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
, B$ d6 q$ G% l% }: TConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
8 o6 s2 W. N2 e6 ?: `6 @8 mConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly . n, _: O! z% ]
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ( }9 f4 B- a" c1 X5 ~5 @# v5 j# ?
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
2 n% w6 L; b$ t) F' ?Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week & i4 B+ @6 [; {3 \
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent / X" D8 g% Z; E
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts D. q+ i2 i, W- V% ]4 a1 ?
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
' V$ {' q* }* b0 H5 ^# O4 dConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
( w8 Y% e. z- Q% B1 ~9 Q$ e! yConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 9 q0 e: ]- u. y( J+ M, S2 Z
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
( X# e' G! l0 I! y% }4 mConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
" v% h& o+ Z* m: W& pConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck . v0 m* q$ H$ f$ n1 c# _* H
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot + b& r. L l' I2 `
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
7 Z/ J7 Y9 V5 r& RConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 5 I; n7 W3 {% }; a
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
1 n) W+ U+ @4 }, zConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 2 _& @; | M5 z: R1 Q4 u" U& u2 N! h' [
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean & X8 }, F$ ]6 q4 f" q& F: j
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
0 F- z* u; c$ s0 h% D4 P4 @' X( s9 qConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand $ a/ N' o, _; R# n) v
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
$ L5 `% h3 a4 \" z+ TConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better " M! O& s1 x7 d! N
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
* @( c# y& v) ~ K7 F, u+ D5 gConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
) y+ E2 g7 M3 W2 q' ]( NConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
9 N/ H4 v+ q" d% \) ^: `, q2 u zConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
2 C+ T9 H3 c7 L) D) e5 q/ w6 VConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
/ b0 u0 s! F4 s) h. {/ K+ O5 LConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 4 N" g4 P+ ]1 ~ k3 f
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
5 I# }( h: l0 w, y3 WConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
. {" x7 ]6 _3 W! [% w6 a, Y% tConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic * B, w% P$ j% p+ f1 i$ f8 _5 c2 [
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny $ I1 v- q: _$ c' @
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
5 `5 k N; t w" PConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ( l' `3 m/ Y& J! W
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
3 [& e& l0 ?& \1 S1 T% c. m- OConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 0 D( O4 F) O7 Z( c% S
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
c9 k; U, B( WConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag : i/ |; W+ ^) L7 n) l3 D1 N
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 2 o; p. L& o* v2 T9 m9 ^
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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