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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!# A& `( S6 N& ~$ `1 e
2 J- s* A& I6 ^ A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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/ M* I, U" {* @" u A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.# L$ [0 r) ~3 u9 L
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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( P, L# n$ j& _/ x; \' X' ? "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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' n2 \/ I0 u: h, A "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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3 D' I- [$ ?" B n z. h; ` "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.") H- ~6 a7 i3 O( _, y, k' m
s5 _7 o! h2 @8 ^ What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.". v; b, Y# ?1 B; w
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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2 B' M7 R! g8 E: b "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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