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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.. Y+ _" K# i0 R1 t! S* H
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." : Z! e/ \3 i0 F0 J7 R
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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6 G* F# E% U) P Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought. P1 i' e: u$ B, {
/ ?4 Z7 R# Y8 L6 ] Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.1 U' [5 t! F' Q1 _: u2 ~+ H" J) f
2 J% S h* T6 I, u "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.". ] M" H3 L1 t
$ r! B& e5 T5 @ "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?4 ~" z3 p% e1 {# Y
+ y; l: _ d+ I, x( [- T "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."& P g1 P: W7 s
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?' g+ C4 o% H9 k1 B h
7 B3 ~8 Q9 v( `% y8 r$ z8 }* V On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten." B: a4 @3 y T* P# t9 ]- ^
7 h# @" E2 t$ x7 A7 v T Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."1 C0 I7 e U, \; l; o" Q, s3 T3 {
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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