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9 Z6 C: K: J8 m* d" h6 r I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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4 f! Y2 |2 w' t* L6 s A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!* y) g3 \+ Z' N" t
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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6 [1 ]! z& O3 c$ T2 M9 L( B) x So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ; i4 e, M/ n" W- _
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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4 G* V- F/ C$ M/ C Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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4 k! @* f q9 S( R% @ k "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."/ ^0 @6 r& X# b- Y7 M; P- j' I
5 p6 W+ O+ {: Z5 K( k "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.7 |: E( R5 k' ^7 t0 B
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?6 ]! h" D0 ]$ Q4 r
- M) ?# c s0 x! w4 o- z- T( \3 g "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?". R. U" J9 E' A& i' O
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."; L7 c; ?: T8 {8 J
0 |& e" ]* r# e3 P+ T% [ What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."6 O- t; K2 ~/ L p8 T o3 L
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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