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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!$ k( x6 e# P) F/ `
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!: V: B- X, L' V4 |
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.& [& T* w2 V+ A( N/ e% _. J- a
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ' H0 T+ Q6 v8 k( _4 K/ |2 n# l; }4 a
8 A; m4 R0 Q; G& W Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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( q/ r$ g9 U" i" I: ~" h8 O" e* l" k Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.! k6 U( m) k# L+ c
- w4 G: M3 Y; e1 k Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.7 q! j( f- W1 f, N
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?* f6 T+ P% H& q' }
9 ^" |" j/ Z) n2 c2 r0 N+ L+ @ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?" r) Y6 R* B6 C1 ?9 p" {( h
2 \9 U8 _2 e5 V& P What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."6 x8 E9 l# s: f0 r0 I1 R
) Y( I! o! [2 f8 j What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?" ?2 N* M% l T3 I
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."& g# g$ X p" ^. D4 N) w
* E$ c& i! q& a" e' U6 c Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."4 e+ `7 y D! D4 Y2 u
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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