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* t# S. z' T( K c( n I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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- t3 \, A n, O2 |8 N0 I; d I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!! C& Y: ^7 l$ Y' q
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.; Q* o5 j3 ]% ~$ H' `" }
4 s5 q+ r" i( b8 ~ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." . B& S5 M. X1 C4 }# C. y! ]
* v4 ]. y7 K D$ }% S b Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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, U* H* n3 U$ ~ Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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+ R$ F& S) D* x6 l4 c( ~ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.9 B4 A" I0 h& Y0 H/ J
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."9 V, U8 B! q/ U, B! J
9 S0 W, E+ g4 [ U8 k "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.$ B3 H m4 }5 u! q7 p5 }2 d; o# ]
: k4 c1 |" e' d3 ?! K What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?6 g, Y2 y5 h- \
2 ~5 A3 n: q3 K5 d# j "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"9 ~5 F* E/ }( t( I4 a: ~7 f
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass? b5 Q2 m3 \5 e, R. K
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."2 x$ n7 p" k$ |
& W: g' Q" N7 G4 H- s2 n "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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