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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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" Q+ b! G, v& G5 S A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!. A) k9 ]3 ]0 j" r# t1 J8 Y' g! e
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea./ {; q, K: \/ `8 L8 U) q, o
! C0 X+ ~& ~8 o8 E" i So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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' ?+ |. b* ~! U7 Z5 ]3 i Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"" Y- v s* A2 t9 u
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.- g0 O" F2 H! v7 x% U9 D/ S& _
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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" A+ {' }; A: }9 Q q; O; W8 i, K "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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2 [$ V2 x2 D8 v" F "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said./ N4 }" k8 f/ N! {3 g0 t0 n, i* ~8 M6 e
9 y3 ?5 s" m6 L w, `' N" j What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?, e7 K0 L% T( |9 [. \- [: r, T
# P: X$ y$ ~3 g. _6 g5 ^/ O "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"* k: E6 W) h1 \& ?2 s2 E2 o
% ?/ `* l/ _- N5 m7 U# F What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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7 l, S* k8 x4 J; v7 E; N "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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# `$ P z% l. l9 ] What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."! g5 V$ f+ {% E2 l1 E" n
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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