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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. # f; E( ~6 d& A7 k7 e
性本善:Sex is good.
# s! z2 U$ _4 \性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ r( Y. U5 `! ~习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. & u* \6 D$ f6 U" T! \  o" X4 C
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 p7 H" I- \/ J8 |2 c% ]性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
& }5 u( D1 y4 ]( i3 r贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  |/ Q9 _# ^/ P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ) y4 L( d9 t! A
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
3 \: w' {& p7 l: z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 h& U8 e. W0 _2 B* p( B有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 O' X! u7 p1 ?1 H1 V1 z% ?/ Q
教五子 All his five son took it , ]4 ~% C( d1 S7 U3 y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 8 R- J( }" M8 l

8 ]! N4 m/ P5 I" g养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   K9 \2 k* b8 K) e7 q" w9 d8 e
父之过 It is all your fault. % J- O$ H) {( a  J6 R6 W  P
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 k) v( n' p' c& K- b8 q: k- A) x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - q2 L3 T, e8 W( G- ~9 A5 Z. D

' ^! }$ }2 {1 N" v, Y& ^子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 ]% S. [" f) Q# E' a
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" P6 D* |, S6 F; \0 \; F幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 {  I6 Z# l/ U2 Q; C3 f, ?% @1 M3 H
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 J; x! u/ d) A0 h8 \3 V" j

& W( u3 b# y  f- R. F1 D! O玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, % H  D' H, r* K+ [% f( b/ P
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( u+ P/ z; e' f+ `' z* C
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : }: z  r# V2 h
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!3 e6 g6 H7 }3 x; s/ F4 D, j
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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