爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
& |  T3 _" m' S. B. t5 H  ?: i4 K性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- c1 @& K  z8 f  p$ g# y习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
% j1 [9 B, J* e9 Z苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
; ?1 N0 ~) [, ^0 r7 d贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

$ o9 [. x/ |  Q昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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" t' ^- B, k' C$ n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
- A+ K/ ?0 E8 ^5 r4 I% L. k; r名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
6 w- ?, E: P+ W+ I5 e) ]9 p8 Y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 C5 B4 l- p. A- l9 n$ j师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

: N0 A' F& h1 P! h2 Q8 J子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 S( i$ P$ l2 s' ^非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; J8 U( k5 b9 x& D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

. J, T2 W7 Y( c% a2 F: D玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 Y8 A- j/ @( I! \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
! a2 u/ W! z9 w; j& `% cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!