爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
% n2 G* |" a2 I4 Z( p8 f) D: X性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- \5 Z$ _" }% a4 B, k6 C! L* F习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ V- m$ v9 |2 ?; ^1 ~/ s苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; R9 \; V. I, ~( S择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

. s; `* Y* O) X' p2 i子不学：If you don't study hard,
! \4 N* i$ F8 n* G断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 S$ Q1 [0 A: b+ T7 n父之过 It is all your fault.
; }5 G6 J& J' q2 _- h" h6 j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* t2 s& v0 k2 C" K师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; q6 T/ }" I1 `  [子不学 You may refuse to study this
" V2 m9 w9 y" y  j* L非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
0 W% S( z- {' E+ m; r$ m老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; d4 c; I% c7 {8 x# l+ w不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 X, Q! d2 L6 d) m人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ R1 w, a5 @; }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
. h( N2 W$ F9 Z/ r$ Q) {Faint!!!!!!!!!!!