酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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4 b/ J6 ?5 ]6 z  @6 m/ W2. Always toast before doing a shot.


- v( P1 j/ {/ W0 G, I3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.


$ `* M/ J* X+ \/ S- E' h5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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# o( t8 f; P. g. X1 J- P7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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4 q5 j% b/ T" u5 P9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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' o& {$ z* Z/ N+ l13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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3 H1 B, g3 U( [9 J14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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; T( [  [9 F* {5 O" h7 M15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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' v% Z+ s0 l! j' N9 H17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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8 D; k/ m' v. j: t' s" ~% p19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


7 X# W9 B( T( i; l5 b6 P7 d6 p+ W, i20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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' Z% Z/ L, ~: U$ G22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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$ |; J8 {4 P9 a23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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; j- y# T8 t  r" }- E25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.