酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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( l' Q. O7 t+ w$ u9 n' W5 ~8 K% m2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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& @" b3 C1 [9 S8 t3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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! f) l0 M9 Z$ ]6 T, T: Q% t4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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: o2 H: M# w- l% f5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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7 _& i) T* S( Y: f' n! Q& G( u8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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! q4 a2 K* ~% R. Z- ~: q9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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  D! j1 \4 o: X7 Z3 x10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


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+ u1 L; E" j* P* l( y; h12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


3 N" ~, u& D$ x2 w, q13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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, w' E, [! I0 q% {: W0 x" T9 O4 q18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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% J: t6 g( O/ R  D, R5 v" P- M20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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5 j4 o. W, T3 s: {: q3 x$ d23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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& `" F9 j" Q, A24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.