酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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9 S0 s- j. ]  C: p1 ]3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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! _% k* ^0 y1 {% o9 j4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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/ e, H5 `( j; X: L! j: v5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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1 S6 X2 v! M$ H9 A3 D& g6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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1 _! y' g- O. Z9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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1 q, e( d- o8 Z' V" [9 _  e' y10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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$ l* A7 }3 z' L* J, X0 c8 R11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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( e5 F$ W4 L: ?5 q* L" q15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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  C0 l, S" r: S% q, O24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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$ k0 C! G/ C6 Q& z" M25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.