酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


/ c& G; `  D* z, I1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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" L( o( {7 j- W2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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& X2 ^) V; B. D* D2 v6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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+ [3 ^3 U( P$ ^$ x" }8 E9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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7 `2 w' H8 A) C7 I; v11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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1 q7 x9 m6 ?( u6 m  C6 v4 ]12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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  a3 q3 ^. s: q3 _) P0 n/ f4 U13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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+ F; P  k& t$ X' Y% o; F7 }16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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9 I; D* x5 c) }: A" M17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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6 L  F! w9 D, t. c: \19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


0 |) J6 Z: b) V) |( ~6 g# b) p20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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7 r8 x# n1 m" }- m' V21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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+ G' t+ k5 Z( C3 {# _22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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: O; r+ F. k) p3 W' ]1 O6 V25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.