酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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- e5 E( R, Z/ H2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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$ N. M* ^; T; ^4. Change your toast at least once a month.


9 }& h. f+ L/ G4 d) I0 r# G5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


2 L1 g$ c2 }4 Y7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9 t& O0 Q  N: O8 o9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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% p, R' o) g3 v10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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* F# E& B  v8 {% `* X6 A+ v11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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1 Q8 ]  g7 O/ o2 c7 f8 z1 f9 M/ D13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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! T+ j  D1 g  ^16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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, W' G9 B- G  n" D& R6 B% E19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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% n+ D, H0 K) ~1 r9 E1 A8 }20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


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. k2 }, y7 _% V) v23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


* G% u& v; @  n24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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$ `0 Q! F- V- w6 h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.