酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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/ R8 F- m1 i$ y3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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3 j+ E+ y" }. F2 F" {1 y4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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8 N. d, m- b9 S0 p; @9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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0 s, C  A+ n3 U; t6 F7 [& d10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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, d/ y" S( {& _% C11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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; p# M# z8 ^& R' [+ i  |+ v12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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0 s# ~1 L; D- n13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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" l3 z3 \" v4 ?( e5 F15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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9 ~( k6 ?0 ]7 x2 f1 e0 y2 M16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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! {3 c2 [& r- R8 X$ j17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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( n3 U4 _$ b9 E; Z! E9 W4 ?18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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; i3 N0 p7 Q2 X3 R19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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% G( i3 i: L) S24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.