酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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* A) j% L2 [8 x: E1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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* E( \. j  U4 U$ }/ r$ d' ?3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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$ W* q, e+ k! f/ K+ w4. Change your toast at least once a month.


3 J  [! U! _% x7 @5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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7 k; ~$ A/ a. ?! i. W# C8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


1 p& ~& C0 |* W4 x2 Z1 o9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


1 W4 N6 l; n" B1 Y  d10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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% f# t- h, D6 k# t/ `$ ]: b11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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. Y( E7 ]# @( \& L/ q) \, \) M12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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! X2 V+ {( f- `! d  t4 z13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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+ Y" @1 T) g, ^! h+ L14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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2 K* ?' S0 `3 c, k- v8 t, m; t, i15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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/ c  ]- a! d$ {# Y5 J16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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. Z6 j1 O! e( n" I5 e  [. X) X- l1 H19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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$ t7 w5 v& @0 P% k22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


) l; s  b2 r. E# ^4 K# x+ R' c( \23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


& s" g7 o; N, B: D& G. ^3 s24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.