酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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, c3 L1 G0 t6 C- Z3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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9 q" k8 ]& d: b( `. ]+ O) v% O5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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6 g5 d! i9 u1 S( j7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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0 K- g1 b. @, E- T: S- z6 B: N10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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# y' W) p- @# k9 h3 e. O) j# A2 T12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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9 D* P% f% G0 E6 `! g" t, l( d4 l: r14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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. W: n; ~. y/ _' X+ ^0 k" ]15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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/ W- m  M: v$ k9 j+ m16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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% T3 g2 e2 S% W" Q17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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7 k5 G6 N# i# c) Q% W; V2 C18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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  D3 F# }2 P3 z2 a" w5 @( a20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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  r# Y5 p' B# u0 e2 B" y1 @23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.