酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

4 f* K9 A/ ~! Y9 A+ M+ j) ?2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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$ q1 {# J4 P# D. H0 s4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


& e2 a! x6 K& R8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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8 t, y& q* o* r6 {# v) F" u3 M9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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) E5 W* ~5 ?. _  N. s+ g4 |10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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0 G# t& ^' l* g2 u4 W1 v" U12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


6 w5 \, W) m1 Z14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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6 Z: U0 n0 @0 ]15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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9 O1 d( f1 r8 i4 [- p- m# V17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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' z. \3 f9 x: Y, [7 n6 O( C: R18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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; C5 a! Q9 C+ {) L# g21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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4 D- ^" S  m8 Y! w, Q22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.