酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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+ }" O4 `4 A1 G1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


6 L! V! W, I/ }# A( R4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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8 {8 n$ O4 w3 }7 t, ?$ J8 s6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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) Z5 u+ e+ c' [9 N0 G7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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! T- R) D( g1 v/ q8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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: K/ t$ [( P/ Y2 t: C0 g11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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3 N, g. l) R  G1 g8 T- `13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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  A6 `* y, ?* K% j14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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- ^* o2 r1 j2 Q17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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, w. r  g) h2 M% l8 W20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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8 ]' J3 G; v6 w7 q) l7 [. q23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


3 U. a6 A8 U+ v  _( u; w: @. T24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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7 Y" b) H5 D' H9 E25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.