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酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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4 b/ J6 ?5 ]6 z  @6 m/ W2. Always toast before doing a shot. 8 T, u! s/ l% W) w" F3 \3 @
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- v( P1 j/ {/ W0 G, I3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4 [( E4 H: g/ V9 n# G
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.- c6 o% m+ |7 T  i, T& O3 b
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$ `* M/ J* X+ \/ S- E' h5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.8 g. X/ b* G: f# l" ]/ V! R& c6 P: ?

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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4 q5 j% b/ T" u5 P9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.' b' G' T/ O: D! g

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.2 V- s; |0 R3 \+ l

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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' o& {$ z* Z/ N+ l13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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3 H1 B, g3 U( [9 J14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.6 Q/ l; o/ c& B0 @) J

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; T( [  [9 F* {5 O" h7 M15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.4 [9 }& A) b& R% `) A
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.  S7 j# H* ~5 F. J) r3 R

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7 X# W9 B( T( i; l5 b6 P7 d6 p+ W, i20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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' Z% Z/ L, ~: U$ G22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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$ |; J8 {4 P9 a23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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