酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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6 `. C+ C/ G$ S! b1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


1 l4 Q/ d: Q9 T: N3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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) w* N% i" C. h6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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  Z  e* A" I$ W2 A* x( Z* e7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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0 U" z' U" |9 C3 C6 q$ {10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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$ y! U; \9 W4 d  r12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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' z) K6 S- D" G, G7 S13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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% ?+ d$ X/ {% b5 M19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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/ I7 u8 g1 ^- E20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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: B% k& n+ Z, `% |22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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; s$ n8 `6 R/ U23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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4 U* Z, B1 p, y2 e" @25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.