酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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+ x$ y, P+ Y. i' f' R0 p" L3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


  m! W* X/ A. z6 ~0 b. H7 Y5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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* ^2 |, K) M, f4 N% y/ L8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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: E9 t  H! O5 C  Q. k% k% M9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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) h5 u% L! ^6 b, d2 @( N) _/ e11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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6 o. @/ Y, F6 @7 k, L( a13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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7 [! J5 a" z/ H& |# d15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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6 j7 s* h2 O2 W. N5 ]18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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& f3 v, j+ b  _19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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( G8 E' {+ M2 h0 T! L* U22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.