美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

) s! T9 z+ l+ c0 _be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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; y4 z) y. g* ^; M" @$ ]对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

+ V5 j$ B+ v& ]Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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$ y- Y( k3 d5 Z3 A* |记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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5 c/ Y) Z0 Q- b+ U: R$ f3 NTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

All men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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) n$ ~& E1 j5 P# L- [/ m2 fSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。