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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life.
/ r2 L+ M- i9 X+ p  d性本善: Sex is good. 5 z7 p( k+ h; f8 E
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
1 ~  r1 N6 b  ^3 [  Z: ^1 i4 Z* d习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. ' J+ S: f" c# }# w* c1 q2 m
苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.   b4 p" m+ z6 [2 C
性乃迁: Sex will leave you..
+ u& M1 x! c% ]! ^- _5 r+ a教之道: The way of learning it 8 }$ [4 n$ h. E( n7 n8 i
贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
+ S9 `3 l. g2 s  t# ~6 U昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 L% L% q$ F8 |择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
5 }7 q  y' k9 r9 J( z% `子不学: If you don’t study hard, ; C$ \8 h7 N' U) r4 i+ u
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless. ! H! j5 e/ h+ Y, |' \. a# a+ y
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- ?# E7 y, y# C) V有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine ! v3 i1 }+ m3 o+ s3 b2 }, n
教五子 All his five son took it ( G) p" \9 ~+ D) Y
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
9 g: j9 i+ R- Q养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, ; U8 h$ L* ~2 A, ~- z
父之过 It is all your fault.
. b) K& C& m2 S教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 6 l) i* e! F4 m5 m% n( C+ a, _
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
3 f) o9 `# ]+ H2 M( P; R5 }$ h! T# @! a子不学 You may refuse to study this
" R" l1 p: N* k% w非所宜 But that is a real mistake
2 H5 i% j$ {5 {1 `2 q幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood, 6 z. B5 G( n  X: S% N" N9 o
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged   _7 a  o- n- {0 b- S/ C" w
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
2 c2 O2 y4 A; }4 x不成器 It won’t become hard and strong. " f/ ^. e9 l: W$ K- d
人不学 If you don’t learn sex, * S0 z* M) I, Q3 u# J# E
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
4 n3 W! A+ ^' e4 F" c) k( Y5 V人之初: At the beginning of life. * N/ ?" S& `9 `7 `' R* P1 l+ V
性本善: Sex is good.
, c3 n, _# c; d% ^性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. 5 O5 }$ e8 b6 V8 j( _% ~
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 J' D% f* U( u' b苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...
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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~
8 v# r! d3 q$ ]3 D5 ?/ r6 l顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
5 }$ @* I9 A! D" T0 z6 @4 ~春泥是我的好導師。

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3 Q  {+ q2 N/ ~* J别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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# M- `9 |; f8 D此地无银三百两?
9 t# c1 `& z+ x! l  ]春泥翻释水平很高啊!+ ^+ j# k$ k, W& D, b+ [

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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless
% ?; I# _+ `5 {) Y这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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