老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
% T4 |& j. H5 \  i8 J0 Q9 Z6 [习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
. ~: u# g( N3 n! c* @苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
* @. I$ f) G# S9 `/ h* B教之道： The way of learning it
& G  C8 `8 _% S) S! l! l+ V3 O- Y贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
& Q* O& W0 L7 |/ G. ?昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! S, N  x. A; U! Y! o& g择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
2 R5 t# r7 v6 o5 E7 b" x名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
  D0 {3 l  E- [# a8 D. Q: P养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
& y  ^; @4 _) M6 Q+ M( C父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
4 w+ ?3 S% ^# x# b+ K子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
' P2 I  v4 u1 l- z) f- d! H" N6 D3 P老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
$ U7 }# I7 ?+ e. r2 v+ X/ l玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
* J9 X" ~& a9 L# E- g  v5 t不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
) d4 D, X% K- m8 ?) k: r人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
) I5 Y, m6 {- {8 a/ c1 R% c! I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
. \3 z! d! ~: z& Q6 J2 I3 r! E性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 b" J! Z! A; b* V' H6 x  {1 ?- n苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

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kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
9 {! q' ]& Z' ^, j* I& P春泥是我的好導師。

* k+ ~& @" r/ A( ?" U$ h1 ~( w别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
9 k* G: q* J8 j% q) j: Y8 ?9 N* e

0 {* z( y" v( c% N别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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# `. ]# r5 `/ }  o  K2 S6 @- }此地无银三百两？
; R2 O0 s3 i8 p. }1 \6 y春泥翻释水平很高啊！

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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless