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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life.
" ~- [. ~) S8 y0 A0 @1 A" M性本善: Sex is good.
8 x$ q) Q2 A8 I7 F性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
' l4 j) W! |0 l/ ]- @# ~习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 q# d; |9 @" E0 p" ~
苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.
* f8 L. f8 v1 l% E5 J" r) ~3 f性乃迁: Sex will leave you..
' }! s& @# _" l- v教之道: The way of learning it
1 n" z' x2 K4 t! a贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person. - ^$ i8 u1 L$ K1 J  b9 a
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng - Y5 Q, X9 w8 q1 a9 v/ g. {; Z
择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ' ^4 @" C- g6 c5 B0 |! ?
子不学: If you don’t study hard,
$ i) D8 T  R5 P" p- a9 X8 p断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
3 C3 ]7 [& N6 r( q9 [* f5 R) O窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ( ]7 _- j% T4 h# |1 u
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 \* m7 c  X" _4 K
教五子 All his five son took it ! e/ c# z9 [/ @, U& m
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
4 J& T3 z1 |# G% S, B7 x养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
* W8 \& h6 x. t5 A! c0 ]7 N父之过 It is all your fault.
; B1 F3 W# a# F; t/ u& ~: X! j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 v2 i9 G9 O# Y% f2 w师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
" ^& u8 C" z1 v& K8 E% m子不学 You may refuse to study this * k3 P2 W* B5 w- M6 o2 X$ W& Q, @
非所宜 But that is a real mistake 2 U0 `$ Q/ w7 O! N$ j% e
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
" ]3 m. M8 ~, E( ^老何为 You will lose your ability when aged 3 N9 b8 ]2 J! D* Z
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick, 6 V% K& w  C2 e7 `& z3 T
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
0 |  I/ H6 K- t3 n; b人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
$ N8 G  F6 j* z1 b, ~4 e  ~7 C不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表% b7 |$ R; h  I! i: M% T
人之初: At the beginning of life.
4 z9 J3 g# |- P: z2 X* G# A性本善: Sex is good. & V3 A# q% I9 L3 e; {
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. " S5 M8 h# o6 W2 h7 R9 d
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.   L( u; Y& y4 T
苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...
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服了!
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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~* d* x0 f, N* |( r  C$ @0 I# d
顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
9 X9 Y8 }: {! M) ]# R7 {6 ~春泥是我的好導師。
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7 S* e) a$ x, n# T别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表0 P2 ?+ k2 v! j5 N& G

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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两?
# k) Q" U; N4 z- n1 k0 k春泥翻释水平很高啊!3 C" J, n5 k4 E& B
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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless
/ l2 Z* A! ?4 a# e* h这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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