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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
$ S4 {# J6 S0 Y$ j% PSnape: Who is it?
0 h3 ]: ]8 h* B1 J* D* O# bVoldemort: You-know-who!
! P2 i& `$ S9 {6 _3 T8 @Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 8 Z( x5 Y9 u+ J* z9 s, c0 Y
Voldemort: You-know-who! 7 ]9 f" u! N1 i3 `! |4 W2 b- q
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? & d4 W ~8 B+ O* n
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
5 N0 e6 U! e7 T V$ b& F. ]4 ASnape: Sauron???
% G e" M; y( w3 BVoldemort: The other one... , k0 j; s" ?$ i- T* R! W
Snape: Darth Vader???
0 Q4 N, ~& U0 X2 fVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ( r, e# t* U6 Z" z
Snape: Hermione????
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& `4 J( a1 Q l) J: U2 IVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
/ g3 {4 K; G" [( P' E4 cSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
( V1 y* ^, m! y7 FVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! " S) g1 U5 B" y' B: } S+ j
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
7 I) ]" r! p/ d7 rVoldemort: Your twin brother!
, a `( r4 c0 d4 P U. t) k( F @Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! . f8 F8 ~! G2 E& G8 y3 ]+ e
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 1 o3 w* u& G% a
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 9 l* c' g9 ~9 j
Harry: Your cauldron. ) M; R5 z' }# p. W# z% b7 W7 f
Severus: What's a cauldron? . {) T) C' r* E
Harry: Dunno. 2 ]" H" i$ m1 S% c! F4 }% ~
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
# ]# z% M+ {6 HHarry: Yeah. , u. x0 k/ _) l- b
Severus: You first.
! B0 p4 |8 i. M0 z8 Q+ VHarry: It's delicious. + O3 U4 @! a P- l
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!" L) `6 ^, [1 R, }
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