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. ~+ R$ [# [# i4 F& S, _/ }Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 5 O0 x; P2 I- ~: J5 ^
Snape: Who is it?
. A3 \' t, V8 x m2 I0 YVoldemort: You-know-who!
& \' H6 \+ A4 [( O+ B2 gSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
1 Q. v4 `& J" [3 W7 {Voldemort: You-know-who!
' C% }( d/ y6 j+ vSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? / S( B% r* \. e5 J& ~' N9 B- A! G/ K
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
' w0 Y# B) P/ [; i: {) p+ YSnape: Sauron??? % Z7 Z7 a- |3 i1 }! v- v
Voldemort: The other one...
* x7 P; T8 B) L" J2 Q% `' Q+ qSnape: Darth Vader??? , p- f2 c/ n3 @$ w5 w
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! , Y% v7 N- }! `) J+ C1 I# w
Snape: Hermione???? 4 V% i2 u0 r8 i4 r* d
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 Y* m# d, i1 \- [" m+ S# a" u* mSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! % C0 m9 T, z+ x, `- t! Q) i$ y
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! / |# H4 N3 O" G# V/ ?1 b
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
) A) h' U. K9 d- M9 v4 o6 z+ YVoldemort: Your twin brother! 4 ]* S; H3 V" [. z
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 9 b' ?" _' x/ J+ O2 A
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 0 E2 }4 J9 S: D" B, g
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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' U! C* i& Q5 x7 SSeverus: What's that?
2 v) e# R; J, H$ \' D& L& n$ ?Harry: Your cauldron. , X# m1 u* I2 ?' I
Severus: What's a cauldron?
9 \0 X6 a2 v( `. WHarry: Dunno. 6 y1 \: l) a) Q9 W8 t7 o& o
Severus: Looks like something to eat. + K9 [; x. p% j- q( D4 H
Harry: Yeah. # d) a- R7 J; ~( @$ A& p- W n& |
Severus: You first.
! J9 \' T: S$ l8 s, w- r' [& YHarry: It's delicious.
: M' z6 V2 j0 XSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!* ~6 n7 c/ g, T' q% ?, x
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