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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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$ X0 r- W) R; H' aSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
- n; B" e5 f- Y6 Q8 zSnape: Who is it?
2 ]; I9 Y" {7 L9 z9 N9 ~3 sVoldemort: You-know-who! 4 f% {) d$ u, m' _7 M% Z
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
+ h8 M) f4 L: e; g: s5 jVoldemort: You-know-who! 0 _' f9 b8 c# I. H# q' V: [
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
4 @! E8 V1 C' k! |  _6 ~3 pVoldemort: The dark Lord!
% I8 D3 H* n5 H: rSnape: Sauron??? - e6 |; H. T9 R  O; u3 k! [
Voldemort: The other one...
% {- n1 V2 s7 a% g! B4 TSnape: Darth Vader???
0 U5 R& a+ D# O" b, s: M* A# ?Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! / h$ k, w1 F7 y  S" G8 e+ [9 [  T! c. |
Snape: Hermione???? 8 `5 Q2 y3 w1 d" r: ~

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# ~) n' `( O7 ~1 [: c' JVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
# _- i+ R( p( c4 b' E- r6 V2 e) HSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
# ]& j# c( r2 rVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!   O7 j1 D3 I( Q: T$ t/ P  a: d
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
9 O2 @, r% V6 x- ~: h& HVoldemort: Your twin brother! " H+ h- V# a5 F- u7 v3 v6 p
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 0 ~2 ]* o; x; j( a
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
! H1 a0 `+ u8 iSnape: Okay, no problem!7 ]: Y" P. v' m! ~
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* d$ g3 j* m0 q6 LSeverus: What's that?
, E0 A5 \; P0 IHarry: Your cauldron.
1 c3 U+ O* Q9 R# F- M3 P0 E7 \Severus: What's a cauldron? , O5 s/ H" E; _, K, y" t/ r1 H. l+ Z
Harry: Dunno.
, e+ P( D$ N3 S: W; h$ R: QSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
3 A2 m" x0 q) W+ |; G" ^4 ?' G) qHarry: Yeah.
" d: f+ C( Q* gSeverus: You first. $ w% W7 e6 N+ t# p1 X/ a$ \
Harry: It's delicious. " s7 M3 E& p1 W
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!" z0 @% d( p/ O" ~  W9 }2 _
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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