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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?# e! t7 H: }, f; \+ p. z; h
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?& Y4 [. X8 s1 V1 e# e: z j8 h
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?& G( H1 w) Y5 A9 {5 ~0 t
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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6 F# K( ]2 f7 e, A$ mQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?; A. N0 Q3 K5 f7 P* @. ^
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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6 O& }* P! X3 X, b9 X3 ]; eQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?7 y/ E7 |( h( M8 x2 N& g% i
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
g6 T4 h: x* {& o! k5 n% \注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
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; J# \# l3 T5 R: h5 j& x9 KQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
F8 z$ Z( a$ u yA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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/ b V4 x, a* }4 \" y a9 N+ }! BQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
) s4 ~5 u6 ?2 p M0 p; d. t2 kA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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( x4 ]1 d, |$ N7 O/ w( w3 [/ nQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?1 u9 {/ v5 H$ G" G$ B0 f3 ~, H
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.% _) }8 |! ~, n
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
; s* i3 e6 d; XA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。* @4 V; Q4 j/ i* I4 n
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2 d7 r! y$ x/ K7 x5 W6 x W3 pQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?" [$ n$ N/ [2 i5 j/ B5 P F
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.3 g" @/ I+ g& b% h
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?! H' ?/ e' H5 g. C0 L+ ^3 y
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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