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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's], u! b0 r, e) ^ U8 ?0 z" E% V
6 [$ o/ I4 I7 q. {/ ] I3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.. k- o+ s% x9 e5 N: ^
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ' x5 _# O6 ?% z
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a + m. H3 G) r& X1 C% c
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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6 G! k+ @- q9 D7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.; q N4 x4 U6 I/ S# N5 |! s, L8 ^
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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$ t# y4 A( ?4 F' ?9 }9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton); f' N9 S$ {- z& i
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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1 J" B( x+ u0 H11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 2 L0 E% u1 w' Q8 a
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.: m5 v4 x" }0 P6 q; D0 K
/ Y: D- R( N+ e; P1 G6 K0 Z5 s13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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( j2 Q% m9 z: Z14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your $ @+ c3 y) x; O* v5 u; l
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