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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]/ s' H& N8 j0 V! M& y0 u
: h' q/ }) Y0 d( p: W3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. ; a- e+ c7 M2 d/ J
7 \$ h N- |% m* p7 I3 X5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a . u( z7 b" G" E9 m3 h
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.5 |0 b8 \2 n* g0 R( [
' P% W; E& T6 I* j1 `% _8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.$ g8 s$ s0 ^6 i. @
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)# l- w, z, ~" ?, t% O
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.: a0 O9 P; {! V. w F
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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& R9 ?6 ]2 t% A14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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