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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]" {3 Y% ~' O7 E. p( |
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. + D. |4 d* g( l- \" {1 N
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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5 e3 Y8 }$ d; n8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.3 L8 j9 G# m, c: R; A
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)8 C8 d6 D! [0 Q
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, + B2 x# {! R0 M* V7 E$ O
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 3 f/ R2 I3 r* @, w8 j1 w5 R
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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. a. C& I ]' P% R$ v5 n0 Z12. Gopher = speedbump.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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