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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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3 {$ _- I2 S# t* t2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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4 D9 [% U- s" h3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.: X; S$ k8 e: C+ F* Z0 ] m
+ X. X: N- j5 Z4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. " g9 N3 A* }. o8 @/ @4 E' N8 P
+ k# J+ T1 v( @ M7 z5. You use a down comforter in the summer. & g' m; J& B6 [2 {% `: c3 s- Y
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 3 f) U1 ~8 D2 b# A* |/ _
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]2 X+ B: |0 u$ X* C9 x7 H4 }
" D* x5 a. S7 Y7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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( i5 a y( d: e- d+ d. j8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)) `9 c& d: X; u% [- [
. q3 @$ R b- P$ W* Y% F6 J/ N10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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9 ]# J( o( S1 _+ l7 n11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, * q& q p; A! N4 `( r$ r
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 2 U1 H; K* d0 C$ W5 `
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.- h& |, ~: b0 ^. F! D( E* c" f
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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