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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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Me: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"3 s) u! p) \9 ~0 \2 C
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She: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"4 T# ?" I0 Y# N( X+ B8 M
5 @3 l0 [% k8 g1 S; Z; \: F) d15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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