 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 5 K/ f7 s: R/ ]- N; I9 k
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.7 o, W5 p. m- d% V% Z- {$ ^! ^
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.1 c) e* H: R" K; p. u
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 h9 v' D& N3 o G+ L1 G5 }
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# u/ ?! i; R {" J4 PIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.: q4 g r! A+ K" h& x; _. e7 s
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.) l+ f0 @9 y4 }! s" r
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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# ^/ N5 P& l% p9 ]- LFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'% ]1 D9 r/ F- {' a4 C/ H5 [
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7 }8 Y/ i, z# mThat's when she shot him.8 P! \# C/ ?" B* r
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6 R" `5 Z0 m/ A* ZYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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