 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. . R* @3 F v/ ?
# ~6 x7 [$ r6 R* fIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.& u0 q/ V1 S/ Q5 Z7 Y4 F' g
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' G3 m( w) e! [' n, g GThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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0 q# A+ O" ~! A# A& s1 c; O4 UArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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, Y' W- e0 u8 v( V7 [During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.% g3 p& s6 N, a
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.. |9 L& \% \7 T
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' m' i _ f: l& H1 m4 N% o: s3 ACalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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" o; J' m8 i" m' GShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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$ F% g- J& ]9 `2 o0 nYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 4 Z/ C( _/ { H8 N
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说:支持有恒心读书的人
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