 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.2 z7 U$ D4 g) ~% y& _# _
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$ Z5 {) c* K/ r! W% U8 }# TThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.4 z9 i* q8 ]# q ^$ q. h) L
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' ~+ \$ p! g: L5 z- {Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.* z L. s5 K8 k; L
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go./ {0 |" M' }( q/ x
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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& @. s( o6 {2 Q# ]+ sCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.! d, [; i$ {9 h7 a7 O
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut- C- E" }+ ?3 n! x) A2 T( L
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" P% _& g0 w' }, @6 x# Y) T( `Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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