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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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2 w, l( P2 @; M' a4 I8 zIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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! c5 v8 o9 P4 A9 w5 ~( q+ {This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.- M( L( k  O2 L$ i: h
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6 A; g1 K3 y8 T7 C2 I1 O& C7 f: iArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.! \' f! W+ D, f

) F& F/ ~( i+ B4 L$ q4 LDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.! \! D8 P9 \" ]% N2 k
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.# n; h* B& |1 p! z# d/ f
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7 h) v% x& [( Y# K- JCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.% e( k1 J& S' }+ \( u$ I5 D

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) o% p0 @$ [! A6 UShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.* }. Z5 T, d* k/ m, W% y

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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut0 K! C  l9 L3 j# S8 T+ Y4 r5 I
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: J+ D, x: V( w' j5 C" c5 NWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 4 M+ t' u* [8 X5 N: q1 Z7 R
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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52
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) J: ]# a* I0 [$ c3 |: b% R不可能,正在看呢~
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鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到0 p1 Z7 z" v+ u5 K3 ?3 Y2 x
这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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