 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. . Y+ I j8 i/ W1 K6 k
! @& B2 R. Y4 f3 P7 @In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.& y: e! N& f& @: t5 g
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4 t) u' b" n/ K p4 ^, _% O* M2 ZThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.* j- E K7 `; `
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/ E' D: y+ S: {Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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+ a2 K E" K; z3 wIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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2 K6 {: s& @- T+ S# ^; x6 eCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.6 D- x4 k( s* p5 Q W$ i
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 6 z% x/ q% p1 l8 L
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'; E0 F* R2 `. V4 o2 d" C# Z* K# n
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That's when she shot him.
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4 Z9 J* V9 q/ F hYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut& T) ~! V8 I* c. }# z+ d
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 5 |- |" o. ~* i4 r
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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