 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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; c: b+ o& z/ E9 N- N3 [This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.9 K2 F: O9 E0 W/ n- n3 ]3 E
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.& A/ i O3 i1 @" D* r- r
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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0 s! O2 j2 h9 ^It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.% J# Z, R/ o9 C0 F- {0 e8 e# w0 p2 u
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 3 [* e1 L& a6 f& Y
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" |1 c7 B4 ^/ z% X" }7 k4 PFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.8 e0 K2 X. A+ m8 U2 u: U
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& x" W9 p6 G" l, [6 \" KYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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: h1 @+ C" w: o0 `. UWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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