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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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0 j1 }0 B- C# m1 `! M4 t1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.0 t- G, Z6 M- I# D5 Y: d% v
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
1 q* C5 J; v+ U7 c" T3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.% C; l- p9 [5 @8 w3 S. T! u
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.3 u% t2 I+ i0 J% q; k ?6 r
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.0 Y) K4 X* W0 s3 E% \
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
1 w9 j. ^. v9 d+ N7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
8 Z7 t4 |7 D. l8 v# F8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 9 }) E" W; v" ~% K; P3 E
f' Z. w: {" L" r4 ]More if I have time .. 3 N* B% R, E* D& x0 U! z$ n
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