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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)( A3 T0 L4 j8 G! y/ K5 O
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.4 U0 a6 N9 k, J$ s' P/ m' }
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
: L' L! c4 V( F, X; ^3 @" |0 q3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.1 f% ]9 Q- e4 y1 z$ X
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
% P- C* _) X7 G. |5 I7 S; ~% m1 k5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
0 l9 D" l0 \+ X/ f8 X6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
) w. S2 |, I" f" M& f1 ]$ w {% Q0 ]7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
6 ~! H4 [! U! k( x8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 6 N. _6 R9 ]4 M, u. ~, q
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More if I have time .. : }% e, ~% D/ ?7 X" ]6 |5 [
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