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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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( k8 B& \) w+ q: b9 b/ G1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
# i; k1 p& y5 s, `( Q2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.3 [1 A& V Q/ |. B
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
- E C8 T9 l X- b4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.5 }, ]. @* ^! t2 z5 {! O. k
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
$ x& ?4 a& ?/ A; F3 a2 d6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.0 F) R& W. J9 ^
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.! N0 ^1 J! [- P. ^
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. $ j% ~! @9 ?5 y% p4 y/ {
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