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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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# X$ b- C0 W% U3 a) W7 F8 j6 JQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language? * W  G3 A9 s8 ]

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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. * i2 e% v% a9 {/ p
Maria: This is it. 6 P* l9 f7 Z: {. U
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 5 P- e7 S7 n/ x  _8 b" O* @! Y
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗) n' p* R9 H' V! E6 l% \

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- W& M, l! }* M6 O- ~2 t/ SA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.6 l9 P6 z. k! N& s% h8 Z( [" B& Q
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."' z. l' @5 H5 i' }
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. 9 a( S1 f9 e) c9 u3 |( ~/ t
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
& g- o7 y/ q, j: G/ PYou CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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Officer: You were speeding.9 H" v6 _8 _2 Z' q7 E( b4 ~
Man: No, I wasn't.
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Man: But I wasn't speeding.) \, Z) q, ~$ Y- C- e7 g1 H7 P
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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4 V6 i+ [( d$ [2 j1 qOfficer: Yes, you would.
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.2 ~( y* l& O/ q. Y6 H4 R
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 2 B0 h6 `$ `  i( h9 F( {! H/ h# X
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
6 L1 k" t; |% [7 c"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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B: Well then, buy one.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.% |! L3 u2 x) Y+ s1 _! C0 @
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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God: "To me it's a penny."
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God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. 0 A4 K5 [' t/ A  L

3 ]! ?- E- Z" C" [(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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6 W, d( B5 @! o% L5 w1 }Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
  Y* B8 g1 S) @, S. v: B, s. CStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑 " t' C; V$ D: M& R" G
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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CANDYMAN 发表于 2012-5-5 16:20
3 d- Z' P' F% l0 apneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

$ p. q: p# ?- A3 i& a% a2 Sgreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45
8 i/ S) |' K5 o9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

  _  _0 ^! Q9 U以I开头造句:5 _" x/ e' V2 w$ J" b) E$ M- f
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45
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$ h0 q# S" d5 s' ^Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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以I开头造句:" ^1 v7 r# {) t, E% z
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I/ \8 c& S+ @3 z& D# S7 o
"I" is the ninth letter
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