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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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- d5 w$ m+ {: L+ D# vQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language? 9 h9 [$ f  C/ P5 \) \! g
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; l7 E9 u: j+ E( NBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. " g% l% I; E$ N; n! m: }, s
Maria: This is it. + P8 ~5 ?# ^& t0 Q7 D
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? - ?7 [2 M: {; g/ `& ^- P
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
4 ]" d1 u* E5 y! h"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
- ^8 Q* {: P/ D: A" uThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. 1 s( a* t; b9 T) d( o. l
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋+ Z* f; ~- o& V% k, G% f
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:+ U8 V$ Q) Q$ W% x) r; s
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
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Officer: You were speeding.  }3 h- x9 O+ F0 l
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.. L3 \, p8 t' W8 }; w5 F
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?+ ~! @  X. m" A; H
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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8 A/ j, {4 i' {, W+ N"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
- B+ i% b5 A6 p' i"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!  E8 q8 `1 ^3 G3 M) K$ U
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
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A: I don't have one.& e* L- N9 B1 T5 E% H. ~
B: Well then, buy one.
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A: That sounds good.
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B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
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B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
  V2 E% N4 |/ t1 oGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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) _9 n1 z+ J- N8 j(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 8 E  [1 X0 }* P
Student: I is the...
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Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑 2 X2 b7 o& d" P! n( J4 q. O
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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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A: A blackboard.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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Riddles of Alphabet
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A: I. (eye)
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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3 j3 T1 z0 j+ T: T" W0 i- {I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
+ [: q$ [( `- k5 B0 e3 e! j4 c9 X; z他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

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"I" is the ninth letter
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