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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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$ N+ O4 v! p, {- l8 ~$ s" zQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Answer: smiles
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Why?
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3 g# b- q* i0 ~  p3 zBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America0 {( e: ]; R' v% _! N4 q' z
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
, M4 ~7 t$ {# M( F7 s, }! V9 wMaria: This is it.
' ~9 e! o. C7 a5 F( PTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
, X0 w+ T6 Q  ^8 Y: m/ S- JClass: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.1 M, }+ P9 s! g/ ~& w: k0 k  ]
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."3 B; p% G" ^9 t2 a9 [
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
4 ]) {+ v( h; h( |7 d: A- ~( s9 ?"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋- x) q/ J1 r% {+ k7 `8 L
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:' u; |( Y* D2 P( \
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine." }3 b: j; l: S
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Officer: You were speeding.) |- W" ?; O7 X! v; r
Man: No, I wasn't.1 u0 y/ F0 \& O! E2 g
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.+ [& g$ D0 ^- `2 Y8 S" V! ~! \2 p) N
Man: But I wasn't speeding.: H* t* a1 ?+ \$ g+ f2 h5 e
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Officer: Yes, you would.! ~8 ~- t; {' N5 k/ z
Man: What if I just thought that you were?* \' q/ J3 X) p' @- @: w9 s
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
( C, t3 m  ^: d2 |Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.2 p" k/ B% Q2 I$ z
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
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B: Well then, buy one.7 x. a8 k( A6 e0 X' ]2 r
A: Can't afford one.
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A: That sounds good.! q+ l1 a( P9 k/ u2 ?, e
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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A: I don't have bread.
0 Y+ ?9 g( N+ {$ NB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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A man is talking to God.
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"+ \4 n4 {2 b. b, B7 _- L
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
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God: "To me it's a penny."4 i7 ^) |$ }, V4 @- ~- B4 o
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"! ]) f9 S7 ?& @
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".4 s, a8 F% D2 {5 _
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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A: A blackboard.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
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尘肺???????????
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补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):
$ D- e9 F. L8 X) GI did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45 0 D' G$ H8 b0 X0 {
9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
. V1 C1 Q; i: T( i( I5 \; }& d, M他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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" k( m* v9 m2 M- E# QTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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以I开头造句:& m. _; R4 }# q# T2 v6 c
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

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"I" is the ninth letter
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