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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:0 Y5 I8 t4 U t5 N
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More pictures are here0 P9 t' j$ B4 T7 X! S0 h" m
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8 S% O; a* y+ N# [" @% yLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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; n0 N( ^% Y$ K6 QTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman: B0 g O2 }! m7 \: N1 @$ \
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
, E; x, f/ W8 O4 U1 t#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.' R. ~3 N( q* h
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. i4 r4 N& B! a% s# X% N5 Z
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
! Y6 _$ t7 t5 | U- {( y4 ~#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.( E5 x2 y+ E+ R* D) B
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.( F- P: p9 ]6 l @) A- b$ u
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
: O; b$ `. C. j& Q% R5 y#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?; d; z7 |/ T0 \! x# M8 m
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.$ C1 I( h+ n) Z2 W9 d
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5 m! g; q8 }' P7 E5 s1 M* AAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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