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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 : Q1 `. B' V0 Z7 f3 X* g( x6 c g+ t
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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9 E2 F" U* z4 }0 [Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.) ^2 \7 N5 e; g% l+ n. s
3 S; B; Z0 V/ h/ I: v. r" ZTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman% Z$ v% I& T( s& F! D( T- v
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. , _; \4 u0 I* [9 B7 G
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. a2 O% ?: H2 B
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
$ x* {! F8 U6 ?3 A- R' K/ D#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
" m J; s& N9 z; r, ^8 r( g#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO./ B% |; _, O. i" X
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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|' [* U' g0 K; ]9 `#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
4 u( W: N; ]% D% C! i#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.2 T9 Z# `; D( N u+ I, p
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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