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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here5 r3 P" T! l; t, k  I
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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6 U7 i2 w. H! nTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
# b$ v$ M; m9 o6 J#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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* E, r+ L; M4 X2 \% n/ q#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.( B, I4 k8 b( v" ~/ E1 [
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.  D  a: W; I7 y* X6 [* a# T: \
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.$ }7 ~+ ]0 m, E- l
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
6 v3 I* E& l$ N9 K7 f; n#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...   B, `: h% _" n6 e; A& v

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
# o+ u- [& n; y* Z* p6 @看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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