This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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& C& Z4 w1 G, F6 ]8 a: DEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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6 [! J# `8 ?" q1 DTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
/ n4 C3 W5 M) [6 R; K. }7 k$ x+ P#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
3 m, |) A9 H. c1 h& ]) |" b- d#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
1 x6 z; H0 [6 o& Y* y2 @#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
+ J' s4 Y8 F0 l6 @* F# H, O#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
! R+ }+ l  r( j#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
6 ~0 m2 V! V8 ^! W" W0 W) e( V看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one