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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:/ `5 A5 f) C5 B& u4 ^
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/: T, R5 i/ }* t: I. N  l3 e, U
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.2 _- l. f2 J1 v4 q( n) f( L

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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 1 |( \$ T& e1 Y: s4 T
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.1 o& \/ p) l9 f* Q( P
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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6 W9 F/ O; i$ C: ]3 o#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?$ l. o) |* y" T' m2 A) n$ {" W. p5 F
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下+ h  T* ~: P8 j5 u5 {5 y- N: T5 f
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
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看过笑了的,回个贴吧。! V  C9 \. L! L/ D" X
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
4 A* A& e  g6 {) E看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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