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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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e. V2 Z. Q6 x- L$ Z7 v: w8 A1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 M+ \7 c' D& p/ [4 m- S g# K4 i# l
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. P: H& t$ r. Y) R( r
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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" Z4 f; E! ]$ b! o/ F8 A- ?5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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) m/ @+ a9 O; L: A8 x# @) {6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. J. d8 ]4 y) f2 G' ]7 j3 r9 Q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 Z9 s2 ^0 d' \1 }
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ L0 W4 y" n x; E13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& H1 A- `% p3 n. z w
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 \' }, b0 V3 M0 O( C8 z
+ s4 |* z/ [6 a" a' [5 r! j) E3 ^15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 E5 d" J, @) e! J0 W {* G
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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3 H3 S$ J1 \9 S8 `/ q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& r2 e+ ^, y0 C1 m) t/ ~& _
* E8 g `3 X" {7 v. [( r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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2 a. O: @: F' ?7 U: z7 _" s; E21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' o( [4 t0 d. e) h7 Y
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; t E# r# O" r6 ?9 X6 i
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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