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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / o# M! g; i* n0 q* r" w6 I
3 T% }" |9 S) ?* i( O, l/ ^1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* ^2 l& R! X; F" [! y+ k
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.- ?7 U! E8 V" H( Y" Q* e
6 n7 b2 N: d E( I0 n: f# D. V3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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# a2 h# ~6 ~- U: o2 [: \% f* ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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+ C, |$ q6 r4 G- U# |, d& b5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 p- o# G$ K; i
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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" o5 k/ J& @5 L3 M4 V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: \! n7 P9 a" y$ z m
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ p' Q- q! q) r X
+ O. o( ^5 X7 I* h$ b* f11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., C% `; `) A# Y- e9 q, ]
' ~- K( a- `/ t! S3 s12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( N9 Z4 g! R) l* v7 f
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." k+ p. y' o& @, F0 d6 G
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* s% i5 ~4 }4 x$ a
1 q) L/ P; ^+ `* K1 I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 E& Z" I* \' W* ?
/ b5 `" ]" S2 g' y3 z( e1 H16.) You take naps.# Y- j- ]4 O, w5 e5 {9 c% x
& h) q5 k* M6 o% S5 R$ E' Q9 k8 s" S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) z/ a" V% b6 [7 w7 B
) e! B+ \6 }$ Z, a1 m; `18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) | I4 H9 P6 ]) _19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% G( H7 I' A6 h7 G: f+ M! [7 Z/ M/ l
S) m: c& E1 R: p20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 I8 x( ?7 O" W" i
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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, f' }1 Y. G6 k6 y3 ]23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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