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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! j% u4 O7 F" j9 r/ s4 }# D/ r! ~
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 g- \8 p, a5 L8 E# ~4 ]) @
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. Y6 F: |' x& T
4 {( P% |* P/ k. L; C7 M8 r6 p0 h L3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 {1 t1 T! \( s; M2 q+ I! Y
5 K( Z/ \6 v5 V8 K' k, D+ f8 Q( ?4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% a8 n$ G: \+ n- f& M' Y4 H
# b% y9 u' v' C2 h7 S6 i8 `8 x7 y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 w1 p7 J7 V8 V3 Y
; D/ |1 A" y- ~, `9 [) |. J- \$ x, k6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 g$ F; U7 b% ~) K
6 C- p( o5 s( y' o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. c& X$ u4 R d
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# |- _9 ]2 ~0 X5 O# y& K% r
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. C6 w9 ~+ H J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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; T& w( j: C6 c, Y L! U! P15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; H3 e2 G/ P+ }4 x# |+ A% h
6 N: J% T' i6 F8 ?% P: ]& @/ i1 b" x16.) You take naps.( z* y: ~9 N2 z7 R7 ^4 C3 @4 L- X
5 O( b1 ?9 M6 Y T17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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3 o6 P5 O' s. u: p18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& [1 \; Q+ ]- l+ b9 V: j19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% \# V0 t8 _8 U5 U1 G% l1 k
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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) a5 h" F6 u- E# S$ B& ^' k21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! O. F1 K) O4 L; n
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 c- L8 }9 d/ Y) v
6 H/ w, P& V0 `4 e- L23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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