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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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0 Q, a2 ^+ T# K8 u8 _3 \1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. : H( d. ^5 B8 {2 `/ E% M# G
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 0 Y3 E) A4 O5 E' P+ y2 W, X
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. * y5 s# u/ c2 y, n( o1 y
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
+ O0 P3 D2 P1 z" [( |" S) {5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. , L6 V# c/ V0 q* w8 B% K8 W
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 7 M; z% O: X0 e( p5 A+ B
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8 H3 F, Z6 {* O. ^3 B6 N8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% g; q0 I* r0 u. h' J9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 W( E$ M4 O/ K+ y S! l10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. : `- k1 j6 M [- d u2 S$ J" }
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
4 j2 Z! P1 _) }. @* c12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 1 Y" E0 w- n0 t: i
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 2 O0 d) i3 L( C# x. v0 I( d' i
14. Can I flirt with you? 5 [1 t* @5 A a" j
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 7 Z, | Y/ @! J1 F! l0 Y" P
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
0 s, K+ x5 y7 V9 T; o. b/ r/ w2 k17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
% F& [# ]2 Z# Y V5 [18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? " m% l: k3 Y1 w
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
$ g+ l& P3 V" f% F20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
' f- r8 h t" o& v, y2 E21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
: T; ~% G* d# M7 g9 r22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 4 N7 Q. w* L. t. H/ C; Z
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
5 Y& `% g) }: x: ]/ K* R24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
* t% N4 R6 V' E0 i25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 6 R/ s0 p; g6 |5 r
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. , j( @% j3 ?" v7 P
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
5 X; y$ B5 G& V/ R: R$ x2 O3 g28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
9 P1 H ?4 O) g3 j4 y2 ^29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
$ {. N. U8 J7 A& A+ @8 S30. So... How am I doing'? 5 w+ G; D" T; X: b. `
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
( m$ {% l: K- w9 @# d" f" \7 d32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 4 j7 o& |1 W- b. Y! n. y$ A3 ]; L
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? % X s2 l3 C: X% C5 ?& o% ^. q
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 4 E% V8 [$ V \8 A
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 3 S1 a5 x% p7 X* \
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
* v4 q5 X8 ?+ |' ~37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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