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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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% w1 T3 R- L3 v7 h9 P1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
9 Q" v* w$ z* u% o5 q% b2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 @( k& J+ s2 P. o! t: }8 y  `7 f3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ; {4 _4 g/ U6 e; l. w( k
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
! T- m  {5 A8 X( i  q5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
0 F8 h( t. J) G2 O2 h6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 1 Q& s# |3 z% f( Z  [
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 G% e% S) G/ y1 R; a" M
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. # S" p' ]% v5 p/ a* \+ H% m" A
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 0 n* ]1 G% p0 P" Q, l6 z
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
7 K' }5 b/ K& F11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
! V3 D3 c- d, z+ k$ I: g12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" * k4 M, S. _& _  v7 C. o
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
# V& J: U6 y  L, L2 H: V8 h1 u/ t; L: A# Z14.        Can I flirt with you? , B5 K) I+ c* `
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. + M. h1 M1 F8 g
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 ~. A* B/ m! W9 U7 T9 K17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
: i2 K4 E) A" g. j18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
; j9 D1 K7 Z( ]6 z: z19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 4 a# T* b: E* c# B& x  _- W' X! j
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? , V  U3 \- _! ?* a6 c! O
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
" N' b* q/ I* e% H' ~! `: U& B/ D22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 6 Y- }$ m- A. H0 _; ]
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? - _# H, U( f6 k
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? ; S: `. [8 N9 C
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 2 p$ x8 j6 b4 l, f% u
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. / e- d: w4 n, w9 d! B
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- _  E4 E; z1 t6 A0 H8 A# F28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4 G& L" S. [3 S* W8 e( p5 [29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 3 Q" ]. b* S2 O# j% S6 W$ L
30.        So... How am I doing'?
( y0 b& b, k# z" D$ ?% ]8 y31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 5 V' e& g" E( @
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
6 z$ ?1 }# U; A+ r) M- n33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ) Q1 [, T  R% ~7 Y& c
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ' a! B# R' ?& e, c9 ~
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
0 S2 ~8 p  ?2 ~' V' p! i5 ?* f5 E% `36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
! S. L8 e& w1 x! Z6 b% N& v37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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