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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. & r& [4 z4 O& e, v0 X. c
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
0 B% c7 Z( w" D8 H3 G6 V3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ' A% p# }, _! A" ~1 H/ ^
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
0 p3 B4 k$ k2 p" P2 ?4 b( s4 n5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6 q  g9 h# i. a: s6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; a/ G  z: {* ]3 x3 U
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
; j; z7 U' E/ G7 T8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. " [- A$ R0 ?7 w( j+ B4 h; T0 C
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  ]5 _9 c- k+ _# Y9 `5 P10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. - g) l) ^  R6 p1 b
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
1 ], P9 s: }6 m12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" + g1 s# V& f  `9 m' M
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?   F4 j! S' G3 |! {
14.        Can I flirt with you? ! \% W; j  G7 W+ U2 _' P' \
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
4 {( T5 ~  q) G5 y; [  _/ r16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
8 z& J& X7 i, p6 i0 l17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 2 a4 ^7 n" Y( ?: d/ I/ F8 S2 A  q: z4 Q
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
9 B, v" q1 v7 G# W19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 5 @! }8 a$ n/ m, O1 T6 h
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
+ X. K& K, u% z/ m( I21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? # e( E0 q: X9 B+ A
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. - K  r" B) V4 Z: ~9 F/ F
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
% K) [/ V" p5 i24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
) i8 {' `, J% z; V7 v/ n25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
2 ^1 H0 ~9 O1 u  S& C26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + i( G) N, Q$ m3 {! d, m
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
9 C7 a$ E; S1 u. Y9 A28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
( {) u  p; j- M# N29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
$ _2 U- D) Z3 e% \9 U. a4 t. Z7 N30.        So... How am I doing'? 6 T. n1 Y# g% `
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 8 P3 R( D! Z: h1 w2 F- B' f1 l: ^
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 2 j. l- F. ?2 g9 ~# ^% |
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& S. s3 ?9 Q6 w6 n; H8 I$ e34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 |/ J& z: s6 t35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
' Z. o/ E; t4 z( y36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? , t  K) j8 E$ s
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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