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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 7 E- q" \/ ]4 }# {4 y" V, {% \
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + @0 D/ w4 o) U
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. $ C$ G; y$ l6 M% @" K
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 6 s6 X5 l( q: L# r5 n1 v: w# B
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  P1 t2 k! j1 Q- G  i6 X6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? $ U: {$ U/ A9 C$ K) S6 W  z/ d# p
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 `( T: N3 t- j8 {9 {
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
: O; C  I( z% B9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- a. u' _. q, ^4 Z. m10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
7 O8 l, J/ B/ k: r( R0 ?/ Y11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
  L9 |0 r, n  Y; K2 m12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" . |4 h& i/ q0 u
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
; S# Y3 Q2 r5 z: p9 M4 s14.        Can I flirt with you?
( Q5 e$ ?) @. ]8 O15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ! y. R0 V: ~) R" f/ c
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
) G' ~% \# {" ~9 X17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 5 e- Z3 ~4 m3 @) S% X6 ^7 Z# }  N
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
' L+ {  _, c" E0 N: K19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 1 q# X4 \5 {: p! n$ S! j
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? / n$ _* a7 U7 T: @1 v- u7 d( M  l
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
0 i& b1 _8 D; L1 Y2 i22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.   M* ?! z# K% N2 q6 M7 u+ x: f
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
2 S* h. T; {& x- A4 S24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 1 i+ F$ X1 _* N) ]9 U2 E
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 7 C% k4 l; o6 [
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
& I5 H0 ~$ P2 N27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 8 t2 T+ A$ n* n  Y
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 1 Y3 r* O+ K+ M) s4 N, T$ ]
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
! j2 Q, f5 y5 f& |$ G6 _. _8 T30.        So... How am I doing'?
6 j5 [* q, s/ u" [: @. @5 H+ z31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 3 U: v, p! k! T9 M0 `  O
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
2 G) Z5 m9 R3 e& K. Z33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ; Y' y  |8 ]# _+ O
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
8 f4 a8 q, ]( q, _+ v35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
& a% v( G! z7 f1 u$ `1 m" T" d' x36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? + i3 D, l  y; n+ ?6 \
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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