Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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! N9 f* W( M7 e& H0 M* L1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  ^6 f- x9 e0 s0 \8 _4 P- Q2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
# Y; o4 |4 J- l. x: C3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
# {- ^  ?, I" J( `* P7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7 G( p+ H& Z& \+ g2 V9 S8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 s2 D7 I" W0 `10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
; V8 j7 Z: _8 k3 v( a% W- s12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
! t; z/ C' C: M" L' E: i14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
: y! L, U8 s9 |16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
/ j$ _) X) P. _7 \5 q5 y% g17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
. R) T( o8 X" O: K# f19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
2 v  Q- w7 }, E# N" }- ]1 A20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
6 w9 F7 i( f( C6 v- o, n* z: B# a21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
( Z* O9 Z# X* Z. p* L22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% _0 u* p9 |0 Z23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
. L" T; Y1 N4 c; F5 O& d5 s/ F7 P24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
) ?* }5 x: F5 N! C3 V25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
6 }$ q; k+ V; ?9 A4 B1 m- c26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
+ ^" s: Q! e* n3 O27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
& j2 @" f. Y4 P/ c3 K' n28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
3 Q2 c$ Z, o; q0 ^( a2 j29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
+ b" R) Z3 ^! l! n4 v4 L' e& V% G33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...