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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2 j6 J$ {  \& z6 T* G2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , Y9 Q1 Q# _, V8 C2 p! `! w0 K
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 L3 F  k8 W4 H; Q% K  o9 U
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 2 S3 G' V5 {4 R/ w: D6 N5 ^' S
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6 t4 b& X/ F- q/ @$ E2 X6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; @0 X. p# x1 h0 a  @# x
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 9 x) a/ `; h2 L8 P, m7 B* G
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 ]7 r% g9 v) E0 [: p  _+ Y, q9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 2 S& s4 D3 f9 }( b( D
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ( v$ y5 Q" C/ @/ t* e# z. E
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
* i! c; M) V; Z: r: |12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
% b+ H* ?6 O. P13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
5 A, z. O" \- w0 M' C14.        Can I flirt with you? ! w, \* y; R- t2 W" A: h0 ~
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
2 v, M  z" `! \  ]5 z+ t16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if " x$ H- i2 X9 C; _: s: g/ S0 |
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. * O- f, h" t( P6 K; P
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
2 A, P& p& O5 @% y, x19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 9 t, C2 G9 \6 M0 m1 o5 l. Q
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 2 H, Y% g; k2 N7 d% \' }# e# t
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
# \& s0 Q0 f9 [7 l* Z- ^22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
" @9 ?. G- F, f* k23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 9 l5 [8 y; k" {, y8 N/ o
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 7 p; L: C+ v! k' _; S0 ^# {6 D- @, u
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
  W8 T2 E- |) j' w$ q, n26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 5 R2 B# {9 _1 Z. t. ~: j4 m
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? - }) ]3 D/ R- M% k
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 7 b# O1 X2 C4 }6 ^
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
. |3 p7 t9 Z  U30.        So... How am I doing'?
2 n8 t3 n7 v! f: O  O% x$ W31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
7 V% I3 k( `" d  Y1 S8 C& J32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
# O: v+ |& d) Z/ |( G33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
* ~8 t  ]" y0 R. f8 k( U34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 0 |! m. U: T, Y. t0 T; Q( E
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ) {2 o& S$ P0 H# [$ ]5 M; a
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 3 x8 Z) ^4 f3 g2 ?: Q; D
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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