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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 7 E- q" \/ ]4 }# {4 y" V, {% \
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + @0 D/ w4 o) U
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. $ C$ G; y$ l6 M% @" K
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 6 s6 X5 l( q: L# r5 n1 v: w# B
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
P1 t2 k! j1 Q- G i6 X6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? $ U: {$ U/ A9 C$ K) S6 W z/ d# p
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 `( T: N3 t- j8 {9 {
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
: O; C I( z% B9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- a. u' _. q, ^4 Z. m10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
7 O8 l, J/ B/ k: r( R0 ?/ Y11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
L9 |0 r, n Y; K2 m12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" . |4 h& i/ q0 u
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
; S# Y3 Q2 r5 z: p9 M4 s14. Can I flirt with you?
( Q5 e$ ?) @. ]8 O15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ! y. R0 V: ~) R" f/ c
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
) G' ~% \# {" ~9 X17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 5 e- Z3 ~4 m3 @) S% X6 ^7 Z# } N
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
' L+ { _, c" E0 N: K19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 1 q# X4 \5 {: p! n$ S! j
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? / n$ _* a7 U7 T: @1 v- u7 d( M l
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
0 i& b1 _8 D; L1 Y2 i22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. M* ?! z# K% N2 q6 M7 u+ x: f
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
2 S* h. T; {& x- A4 S24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 1 i+ F$ X1 _* N) ]9 U2 E
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 7 C% k4 l; o6 [
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
& I5 H0 ~$ P2 N27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 8 t2 T+ A$ n* n Y
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 1 Y3 r* O+ K+ M) s4 N, T$ ]
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
! j2 Q, f5 y5 f& |$ G6 _. _8 T30. So... How am I doing'?
6 j5 [* q, s/ u" [: @. @5 H+ z31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 3 U: v, p! k! T9 M0 ` O
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
2 G) Z5 m9 R3 e& K. Z33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ; Y' y |8 ]# _+ O
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
8 f4 a8 q, ]( q, _+ v35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
& a% v( G! z7 f1 u$ `1 m" T" d' x36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? + i3 D, l y; n+ ?6 \
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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