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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
3 |# ~: c$ C4 P2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
/ [$ C! m) N- b0 c3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 2 h( v4 t$ u7 O4 n+ X3 k1 a
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] * i4 Q7 |+ p& C$ m$ E
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
4 c6 e; I. u5 t$ v6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
G* }4 u7 Z+ `7 [; O2 ^" f7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ' M' U& {9 Q; W
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. + N1 L0 a9 N% @
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
: r' R9 s0 h' t10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
! O( L( M% ~, \; @: O11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 4 F) B: j2 A6 ]- o
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ; G/ m( \: k1 E$ L. P! U
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 5 X* v R1 N( x$ W# R/ \3 X/ y
14. Can I flirt with you? ?/ |; D; q- T8 a0 U0 ^7 \% E7 E
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
9 o. I+ R7 | [' ~! z8 q7 J16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
4 U0 S, z+ H; u% H17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
% `; i$ J( l# Y* a: Y7 m8 \18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 9 ~+ x6 N# K* S( H
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
6 G( a9 ?- ]6 `2 t5 m _4 E1 ~/ ]20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? B/ ~9 \+ n3 a* @2 R6 M
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
3 H% e& Q1 e$ v6 D* C3 u/ }( t22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 6 ^4 Q+ I5 F5 X2 n
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
t( O1 j+ Y+ R' A4 T24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? _6 y, z& e2 k# w/ x) q# }( q$ S
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 0 o$ M8 ]1 C1 Z/ O- u; |; `6 X
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
+ q2 A' @9 R) y4 A6 X; Y* e27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? " {9 m8 g- A; u8 `* t# M* A4 S
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
" Y; k% h5 m# U, W$ z6 P29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? " n, k1 D7 ]! k) W' c
30. So... How am I doing'?
9 X( B! z4 y1 l) Q5 O31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
. P9 A* z+ ~& r3 \- v4 `, y! U; {32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
% B6 k8 j$ I# |& g33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
; S; O0 U8 F( g, a34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5 H: L# M6 A" A* b% o9 |/ G
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
' \4 T9 f T; h, |/ Z36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 3 z' b j2 V: R3 {3 C% ?
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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