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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....5 v2 L M4 l/ r* w# R
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
. a0 c4 F" F4 U2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
8 C: a/ X+ U# R: N3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
5 i+ }9 s5 k. w# B( H- V4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ' R- D/ t4 V& `9 P. s! x) e
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
; N3 e Q5 U! ~- f6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? - E0 ?7 E- K. N0 B( s$ X
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
* }3 B. z8 }: Q( Q! m8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 0 x; J% C/ ^) n4 c
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 9 v q7 f( x/ f
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
( q- T7 n* M& D9 C+ `( E) ]9 Q11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. . T% G: {$ d0 j# T' u
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" & ~& h4 E: B; j* h
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 8 b" T9 `9 p& Z& m
14. Can I flirt with you? 8 ^% ]) Y8 O3 [; J
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
1 I& i) n1 ~1 U0 e1 b6 L1 Y2 X5 m16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
2 b6 Z1 U% ~, j17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 3 U6 c# E& H% t: F' k) C
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? . r# K5 k- D; o7 n
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
5 \6 `( j( P" T, v4 j, T20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 {, Q* A% j0 }9 g& ]& M: {
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? + s# w! e ~- M3 |5 k2 ]& c
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
; n( D# J4 q9 ]# O23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? * Z" _+ J* M* H" H* ?
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? . f9 N& _: \8 _ y7 @8 x+ W
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
0 q! B# @1 r" J7 e26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 9 h2 }" a7 G) h! ]" x
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
. S! U8 e3 @- k$ r0 Z/ f% c28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ h6 v/ _/ g2 v' u29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? $ Z2 m0 ^2 n) V8 n$ j( D& Z6 N
30. So... How am I doing'? 7 ]. I0 c) G1 m1 i \0 h9 q: K
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? % J: V- {& N k( ^8 J
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
! H( v; K4 f3 M8 G6 e33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
8 N5 u2 v6 L" [/ S. f7 ^. N+ O34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? - J) h7 }, v9 E! Y, C% V, I
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. $ v. W( s: R/ V' E' ]
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
; |6 t0 F% h; \8 E7 {37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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