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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 0 s" r$ }4 \* F( _" L7 S, m0 {8 T; f0 C
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
6 I; [9 S X8 isales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?9 k- a) ?: p' `5 S/ Z
/ {" ~% J s+ p( g" s7 W# Z* E8 G, tWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 7 ]9 j4 O& `5 _
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". * |/ c. Z2 x5 G! T8 n) l+ ^
6 P% ?4 S$ l: ~The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 5 E% y; j7 B3 @2 V- x7 Z
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 1 k* Z3 V8 U5 A2 L; f7 A
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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