 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
|
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
/ S; \. v2 y) \7 z) P0 @9 F! n4 m3 f# w* d# J* J. K' j
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the " K; N2 `# m# M; S
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
! G( K* v/ ]' d. g) D
+ ~* w( b' Z8 o) {The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
- n& I. d& D; R& I+ @4 d% @$ V9 T1 U) x! P. E# a6 w
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie t# m j( _$ t( V# I5 b! X, ]
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ) h( x" K; X, d$ v. q+ a0 i& ^; V: V
/ F# I% B9 `1 L. _6 W" ?
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
4 o% p. M2 Y8 u. q& ~/ q. A0 jDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" - \: j, y# r4 l: C/ f
& p' M5 Q( j* L# U2 s+ \; I
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
|