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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. O. H# W& s) b
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?, z- v, d5 l) U, e9 @# Y
6 `- T5 D6 g5 qWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie " Q, d, x; x& n, y$ |6 a
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". # C1 R' ^4 N" _! {) b5 S
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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