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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ! i+ a8 B7 ?0 ]5 ]
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
8 @0 Q& Z- f d5 \$ zsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 4 u, b6 |7 G- b4 A' A0 H6 p
5 o! O/ P0 O. [$ o- ^The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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/ ]1 M9 }3 t( o c1 ~We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
! K0 d- s0 j7 a0 Pfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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1 I) |* _$ L, j% q' y# d1 }6 ?( RThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 9 B/ }5 j& m, F
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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