1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( r- ?. t( [5 U& @% j
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. : m7 y A) Y+ x8 S0 t' c/ e M) l2.Is chicken soup good for your health? @/ ^ r! q1 N" r" ?
Not is you’re a chicken. - B- U& N) g5 s) B- a, z5 {3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? $ m7 i' ~1 O. `( L: E; @ The outside.& e# E( y2 e+ l+ ` b% A9 o( b
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?" ? f# H: {) o Z, S" j9 y$ A7 `
Fry-day! 7 n0 L9 K- K2 S8 o1 a7 w" k/ `1 D5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?) v6 j* u1 p" s4 V/ u. X9 z, C% J5 @
No idea. M- |$ U/ n3 g/ K7 r6.Why you go to bed? 9 d. K0 m2 F! Z0 l) J Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 6 p6 F6 J% C0 B1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 E2 D/ @* [, ]% ]& Q I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.# A9 W- Z2 D) S5 t5 r1 W
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 {, A0 ^; @; X7 o% Y# C
Not if you’re a chicken.* Y% T3 x0 O/ n' F: R8 g* m
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 1 h9 G$ R. q0 {5 l8 \1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; R: y# @ v7 v+ G
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist./ t/ i. _( R2 n7 K* }9 ?5 g
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# ]/ `6 z& {# J; a- v4 }9 E
Not is you’re a chicken.5 f; E/ a% r# I3 Z! }9 H
3.Which side of the chi ...