1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 z4 F" O N4 T# i- m
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / K& [1 Q" G) P( m2.Is chicken soup good for your health?0 y" F" V+ b8 J# E# H' |# u; o
Not is you’re a chicken. T# I7 R* |, I5 s& e2 c3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" y) }) C8 g" n! S5 r
The outside.- `% w8 F E7 h+ z
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?- Q. t& I- C1 y2 f
Fry-day! ! ~! j# C2 D7 {: b+ f' W5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? " R5 U( Y/ ~% U) I No idea.. R' X7 p+ \: u9 [
6.Why you go to bed?2 Y, C# o8 w7 L0 \0 ~( p& ?9 u
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表7 x; r& R; f% B# d9 n/ S: e# v
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( R2 Z* }$ y, Q, \! f I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. : |5 h) Q; W$ i: q2.Is chicken soup good for your health?; ^7 ~8 O& l8 T2 n G
Not if you’re a chicken.- E. G9 s" M' g# e2 c0 C) n% v
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表* F& b4 K- E7 x: e0 A4 ]- h: ?
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & u& {" f) r! [/ Q
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.8 A/ _1 e3 |7 _+ P! G0 t
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? . w. Q# Y+ ~/ @$ N! v! f! ? Not is you’re a chicken.$ v; {0 \5 U# L( L0 r" T
3.Which side of the chi ...