1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & Y, S* x2 j, R7 N- T I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 H. i& F6 B+ `% K$ f2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ^$ D/ ~. h$ x& x; [
Not is you’re a chicken.& f3 J+ \, u) _# ]6 {$ ]
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?$ Q: w3 Q+ P; ^+ j2 w0 A- p
The outside.) r8 A0 s" U6 ]% w4 L
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?) C3 ] s. a, z( N" O& O
Fry-day!! V5 B- n; L/ K
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?# i$ i% {/ @3 z/ `
No idea. 8 F. h) ]5 |* G' b2 Y6.Why you go to bed?- D+ |3 |( j! N3 U) w( q! t
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 , c6 u) e" L* f6 ^6 N6 ^' ?# f1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - ^ H% m. U3 c3 @+ z; o3 ` I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.6 v G; J/ t. f4 d% C& t
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, C: K+ J& C" b1 T
Not if you’re a chicken.# V5 R4 I& ]: A" }5 }, q
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表, @. A9 k+ a5 g9 `8 C
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) M$ A! w0 I1 s" x" g3 O I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( ?, m- f* T* W/ U( `% m: I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. E; Q- ^2 x% |1 V9 g3 x" c1 L
Not is you’re a chicken. $ M# B7 S3 T3 v0 r3.Which side of the chi ...
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