1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & Z2 o; P8 O9 T* D7 m; Z2 U$ _% x
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ! \- g! n& ]( M& P& s o/ ]2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ i7 C% a$ m! k/ @3 s/ q
Not is you’re a chicken. ) x# J* p2 L4 W5 o! z1 J2 B3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 5 s3 B8 `; A# f9 J0 Y The outside.) F: |8 Y! o" U) X0 \
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?+ H* ~5 l/ D U& g3 g) S
Fry-day! % S( p" `5 t& P* V( `; A: U5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?; W# E0 `& C' I, h% y) ^
No idea.5 m. G9 T: P4 i- ?
6.Why you go to bed?' p, c6 O% o7 @6 I! e/ ]
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ' t, b3 @- K7 B% J& _1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; g- y- V- E5 L ] I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. & l: X& |( ~0 c2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" M4 D& m1 T) v, B! F* Q7 l/ c- z
Not if you’re a chicken. 6 A2 W2 K& j4 W6 I! d3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 d0 ^ Z" ^( Q& G5 }7 b8 P. t
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) r" U6 s% U* H' a
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- M* ?/ x* X- z" E: A
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? * U) s) H* F5 C1 |2 ?: [% ^; ` Not is you’re a chicken.7 i! ^, O) O6 \4 ~4 P% ]
3.Which side of the chi ...
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