1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 K6 S; N% ~3 P, N- E. C* u5 t, ~
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( P) F1 \. X' R4 J; H3 a b8 l' @
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?4 f2 Q6 y7 a3 N
Not is you’re a chicken.. e4 U, p5 _1 ^& @; }1 r
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ; i. X& c4 U8 m The outside.& G5 X) w4 H1 v
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?; F% s" P: R5 W' C- ~$ O9 e& Q
Fry-day!& z: _- m7 `5 Y7 r S
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? , e3 N" X8 j( S8 F& x) t% \4 E2 \( M# F No idea. / \0 t; Y# A ~: U. Q6.Why you go to bed? ) [* h5 y: } x- ] Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 $ A; u6 c' _* f v6 r/ E1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ! L$ `" `3 J( v( K( ~
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( ?( B4 D% a. V) m* v" [5 y+ c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 W' |. Y. J4 z! n5 Z3 T/ p Not if you’re a chicken. 8 v# {9 T1 |8 T8 e8 V* ~3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表2 A+ e! A- K$ f$ m5 H7 ^9 A
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) [8 [, t' p3 Y" t' I" M f9 C I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 u* j- @$ j4 d* }: A
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?! b" |% ]* d/ u7 h s
Not is you’re a chicken. " ^% V( O* Y- P! C$ v3.Which side of the chi ...
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