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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
9 j) f6 m+ _/ _0 Y: b I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; ~2 j2 M7 p" ]: a0 @7 r i
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
9 u5 ] W7 L) C" J* a, n# C) g Not is you’re a chicken.& t& V {$ e# e v4 z4 g4 l9 T C
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
- o3 N! _5 M9 w L/ B+ e, o The outside.
8 M0 a$ u' c- Q" G# Q& ~4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
# Z# r. {& ]* S0 `# C9 `- }/ m Fry-day!% S$ J: L1 l+ M5 h+ a& s7 p. }
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?0 b" v! P4 ]; G6 h
No idea.
; E K& ]! O8 @6.Why you go to bed?5 u, E5 }0 H, c5 Z, x/ A$ R
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47
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