1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - s4 x8 O( K3 `% f4 _1 [1 P
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.+ R3 ~+ u6 @' \( C- X4 x+ D
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ! O7 H4 B/ C3 J7 m2 J Not is you’re a chicken. * T# U8 |$ `: h5 s8 S0 F3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?$ X) W. l ]9 i% }' a8 E7 T. K3 Q
The outside. 9 I( T# ]3 T* y3 {) d: Y( s4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? / Q( t% W8 G, ~ Fry-day!; U8 s( C! z: x* P3 a1 ?$ m
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?: i5 m6 |) ~% `6 l; F# t) r; H
No idea. 1 m2 V% u. F0 j% m. j3 o6.Why you go to bed?2 I' a$ p! l+ G5 G6 e! J
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表- j0 f- I k* @! S. R) ]
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? r4 k/ Q* d* ^/ s3 a I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 3 X0 Z( y2 j, [; M$ _2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: H) J: @4 b9 R$ ~/ C2 |( v9 q q6 l
Not if you’re a chicken." ~$ R( q9 x+ V/ G' i
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 9 Z% R1 w3 I7 e. t5 @9 v# a7 c1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * K; d+ Q9 s9 z) f+ F# U I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.6 L; W4 k& b$ J5 K) B9 m: R" r
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 8 N) |- M# G# Y Not is you’re a chicken., g6 V* B8 O, s8 y
3.Which side of the chi ...