Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
+ _0 ^. |- B8 ?5 l% R>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ S6 f0 e) ?: Y% y' ]>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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/ @: j- R# `4 g. t>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ z% l, b8 f# \8 Q) w: p0 M. W+ f>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. K0 e) g' k5 V1 ~2 o0 K>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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+ h+ t7 y9 i5 X# a* {>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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0 a1 N- n) w5 T. `7 E! ?, w>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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3 G( v; k! U4 X5 r% z5 ?1 ~>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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, C0 l/ `# G, `/ {>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
$ ]4 u* H% U/ N( i$ L0 N>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
/ ]/ O" C5 ?, Z* `>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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& \6 k9 T- l' F  D. w: T# U9 U/ U>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
3 D& J1 v: |! G>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
/ X  k2 e3 n) H" v1 e>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
# P7 \5 d! S0 x5 N& M6 M>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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8 {4 y$ t2 Y( D9 b$ z>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
3 q2 p+ o9 d; K+ N5 X7 }>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 G; x" F  z) z) h8 K1 H5 p2 {% V1 h3 z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! l) \3 B1 n2 k( q' b+ g7 C>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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' m3 Z( M- h4 `! E>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
5 d+ \+ R3 {* q: o. b>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
2 ?# P& @3 `7 q; ~6 j% L7 j/ p# q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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; [4 B/ E7 t( u>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
- N' s: _' l; @$ I/ v, e$ y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
8 I" q: r9 A+ f' j>>             No third date.