Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* G7 r& x% }& j) |& t3 u; L>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: A" c% G+ c7 F4 s7 x6 j6 g+ v>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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0 {$ [# q! Y  f2 G>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
$ ~% s- M. e& P>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 T& T9 h0 i! ]/ F; T$ n: h* I2 i>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 ]# _6 ?- K2 A0 |>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
; z  v* b$ b2 b, R& O6 ~6 [# P>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
( v( t* J) K6 f, N  P9 T>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ b! D5 d9 o( }) O9 K>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& j- N  c: L( z0 a  {>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
2 a$ F8 a7 J% y3 t3 I$ A>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
- ?2 j9 l/ [: `$ _: Y' b. h) `>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
  o0 M0 S( @$ L! {: ~3 P>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
3 Z# |  F( r* l5 ?2 h7 B6 d2 V: Y>>             First date: Meet her parents.
: m( H/ P% o$ k0 _; v/ C>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
5 {( k* N% l! G3 d>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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* U  ~% C& K0 j4 e+ R>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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0 ?( ?0 c+ D6 e1 l# Q>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
4 p) a/ n2 |* p; i9 u% k! U3 E8 m  `& I>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
( _' \# Q3 p: I, \- ~! I* p5 z>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
/ y. j5 ~" I+ P2 W2 U* x0 s5 s>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
8 z. t0 I0 j& i>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. _$ _- ]( b: f0 Q1 n' m- \) u+ {>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
6 W: f3 N9 v! H6 [1 M, r>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.