Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 v3 a5 |. V* @>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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4 i" U' t  o& E, ~>>             IRISH WOMEN:
2 _( ?+ Q: e# z>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- I& I; h6 _/ K3 ^& F8 B>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 t8 J  f, W; B$ d" f>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
3 t8 O8 v5 }! ^0 q1 r" {>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
2 M" t# c8 T1 A; g' J>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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% u6 g. D" l$ X% P2 `>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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* Q, Q3 I1 u: N: k/ p7 d) K>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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, z. H- O  L4 c2 b>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
, {; D( j: [: u7 K/ v0 a& ~>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ |; ^5 i  A/ _7 }+ T  F>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
' W1 l: S- I! _$ j* S>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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% t5 `: p4 G5 N+ \" Q! Z>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 f( ?$ u5 S1 d# U/ L! X>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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% A. K/ Y3 m. G  A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 T  w& H# t: X: L* a>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
( }0 Y7 k) D5 q4 S' A: z>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 [2 o( c3 y& \  r$ L% ]>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
/ y. @/ X3 Q. M7 k8 ~. F# ~" ^" d>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
$ L3 I0 i5 d+ C: i>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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6 U. D; J- Z- X' W/ ^" p>>             ARAB WOMEN:
% d6 U8 u6 S2 |/ w( z: l% `6 w/ g! n" C>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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; H6 a& s" a: s/ a2 A  [4 p>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* T) X' f/ a2 n! c>>             No third date.