Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, ~; |) Z) G( \0 B* |, H$ @>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) U# W1 p; `- S3 N9 N>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
) q& i) o" N% H5 I- s, ?' V) }>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
8 R8 \5 R; F  a* N$ \>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
( W1 N* H) |: Y) j7 X6 i% k>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
) J$ a0 c4 Y0 E% t8 _, T>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
3 B8 [% ~* U9 b5 O8 y4 X& T>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
2 C2 Y, f7 p$ a5 R" i>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
8 H: H5 h' {5 k  }8 R3 F$ K) L) _>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
9 {. r/ F; x' t0 p1 g' q% L: s$ A>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
" G( B7 c/ n% H5 x- h4 L- `* \4 A8 _>> nothing happens.
! S. p% a! f, q! n>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
6 k9 f5 R' \; L. M' Y( Q$ w>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
3 W  e9 @) z2 H% H>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
2 M. {$ H: k8 v  ^6 m>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; l' M2 c$ U0 [. Y+ O; a3 m>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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9 t3 _2 p' w  }8 J. T1 l>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
7 _" z  s/ V0 O: C6 r>> expensive dinner.
7 Z- W7 z3 D: R>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 _4 A* t6 m  P2 J: F. _+ V>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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- |8 G4 H2 v9 [. t! j( z) |# w( u>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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  Z& R' T1 L+ w4 T. j" m# o( r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
6 C1 b/ W# a, z0 c5 y" C9 @>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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1 i' Q. o% @2 \* t6 h>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. _3 D& N; T) y6 ~% |* Y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
$ ^, t9 R. k: b5 m>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
+ z, @; V5 ]2 X7 v>>             No third date.