Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 l+ g/ D1 M- a4 S% u3 I% x2 J>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 H; |! l) d5 U: T; q0 u>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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7 w+ Z) l2 K$ K) q! m/ c>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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6 i* W  v# i: D8 s1 S% K>> position.
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( }9 N$ y4 M! t+ Q, H; G>>             IRISH WOMEN:
# c1 i, k3 S5 e2 a: ~, |6 R>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- Z# U& h1 p; f& k) p>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ @$ J7 y  i9 M6 {& O>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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- j/ P- s6 r1 Q7 [* T3 q, N>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
9 G, i+ S) a! w, W; s- ~- f0 \. a>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
$ R* g6 w6 ~% @' t; E/ y>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
, y$ E' S$ z9 w5 t9 Y>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
# \  H7 q' X5 M>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
# [1 P4 z7 H1 S4 B6 e>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
$ W6 O0 S# z. R- p* x>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
$ p2 A7 F& X% [>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
' I) C2 Q3 _5 \& t5 e; Z>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( r: t6 ^9 f) _# _  O>> Nothing happens again.
. o+ s* y& p& j6 `5 k>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
( j" u3 a  Z  x, P7 Z' J7 uyou've
3 P5 g$ j! m4 ~9 T1 N>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 e) d8 q) v' P" ?* t- N( p/ @' `>>             First date: Meet her parents.
; H! f& m7 k+ G) c9 C: j>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
; p5 z3 u8 E3 {' \7 _>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  f% j6 L( j! ]- ]! b>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: E* C. `6 X+ @+ l% _( ]>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
  q" x+ P" S' N$ N0 W>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
8 G9 ~) j+ F8 h>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
; L& K- d8 Q9 p- m7 Ilooks
4 H. \$ N0 ]7 Y; y>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
( \/ `$ F3 B( l* a>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
. e$ f' d& @6 n" s/ x>>             No third date.