Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
. {4 x& u" Q( g0 Y% H# G>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- M* p: i+ S; U. O! E4 z8 Z>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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0 }& X+ W& c. l2 _7 c" b) Z( Y>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
# W4 J4 v: [3 d4 X>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; w1 q1 @1 R* G! O0 \0 u>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ p3 k3 v# q, _; E  L/ G7 L>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
9 R& V0 P; s) e5 X2 A>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
* d" K" U, k7 e3 @. K>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
; C5 J2 y! t0 X>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
6 `9 s/ o* x( q% `>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& ]2 c- Q5 l: y3 f- H>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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5 I7 Y9 O2 `0 e: x>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
' |5 A( d: k1 b1 H2 j$ Z1 V>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
5 w9 N8 N% o* @% w* |1 ~>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
3 _5 v, r8 g' a. Q% `- G! G; E>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
- w, R6 Z  u) a2 c>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
9 ^) h. O1 v# d/ T1 j, a/ ]>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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2 _$ v/ v+ Q$ l* |5 C7 N>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
  t9 i$ a1 N$ c1 @( ]6 ~>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
: R9 A' B, |7 g>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 ]# z% K/ a+ q+ a/ ]>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
. |" }5 H- |6 p+ `' ?. ~8 K>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
! |% T. V# E1 }# e9 T>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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, H% j1 L0 H) ?8 v>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
4 J/ S' t% ]" P1 _  `1 n>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
/ ?5 P8 o- X$ H8 p>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
, b/ x. w' d' s$ v6 X$ q>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
6 Y4 f! s7 z+ v! c>>             No third date.