Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
" s- _' A* L( I: x, G/ H  Q>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( o- l5 V- W2 Z>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
3 Z4 I( l. n5 _: z7 Z9 r+ q>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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! r# d& S2 C# T, s( Y( R: h4 J2 s>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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7 k% r$ Z( ~; M* m% x. E6 R>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
3 @# J: ~9 O; J: Finsists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
- l8 g$ L: f* \! k) p2 A>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
/ C5 D( Z9 _5 ~' |. z7 \, ~" ~5 R>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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2 L, j+ b5 M1 T% A/ N>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
8 v% I: l& z# Z) w8 c. x& y>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
" q5 J* P) J# g, V7 K: z+ t! ]>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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9 ]& i5 H- |4 v' z# t" ?>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
4 O3 F9 n& U4 f, F6 Z1 p>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
, [. m# b$ R! I) Y+ s, h>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; g" a2 S: h1 t  W>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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' o# @  v& j: d* E>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
8 m! p( j9 ]) l5 j7 M>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
, M+ ^  R6 w  S& K. {>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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, Q& v: i+ E! P! s' O/ O>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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( W3 ^& Y1 X# m" r; |>>             ARAB WOMEN:
" M- r# j; c7 b" t) {$ ?>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
$ P' K3 }7 X9 a7 |1 {6 Y+ ^>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
: e: ]0 v" P0 t3 J>>             No third date.