Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
8 f: ?3 I( z6 ~) @, h$ f>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& V6 K) E4 A# L: l! v>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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8 _4 b" u5 k3 K9 o. K2 r>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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3 e, T. L/ I1 U, ]0 C>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
  _2 ~8 ]2 c6 f/ V>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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$ f. x$ Y( ^( p# E' E$ K* v- W$ [>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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% x# ]* L; b- l>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
; c: b" A1 C' u( ?' i* b5 c' @>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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! Y7 h. j1 R' Z& U! J>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
4 O+ F: D, d9 P+ D" q>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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/ M' s! h! j9 O; L>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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# t+ t. E# g" j2 j2 y>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" X# ^+ k" w2 T+ c' J>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
8 ~8 y( Q% [- H# H# ~+ h, H5 h>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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3 S+ `9 X3 N. }! p>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
* x& E1 P* h- m3 D# ^" y>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
7 C; E1 S5 o2 Q) Q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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. b. \* W: M: H1 T" B>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
0 B# y6 t( x2 f>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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) ?9 \. M9 o3 m0 r" v- w! Z>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
, v7 U* U2 \$ F/ y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
% S, H' P& @; z; @) G7 U>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.