Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
& f. d4 G7 [& ]8 U>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 Y# |: p1 q% S# q' N# O# N>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
7 k9 p$ U1 o1 V5 a) Q>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
- `$ h0 g$ W: w  `>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ D1 b" ?4 x+ g+ W>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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. M, x" b! V8 C/ s2 M0 y" H3 a2 {/ v9 R>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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! K. e( F% V5 V; G; S>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
* P6 U. o! Z9 X8 x, K' j>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
) [) D( D5 p( |9 B>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* J5 x+ L8 A6 ~5 ~! |' [% F$ \>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
$ ~2 L  S5 S+ `4 l  D/ _# x) S- M>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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0 d- w& q% A6 M* ~' v8 ?>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
5 g" d7 w/ C% K>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
! F9 f" c6 k2 {>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
8 @. d: U. H! s- b$ y% v>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
8 ~; d! ]4 j! i0 Z; y0 m$ d>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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. ?" ~4 z& ~6 |>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
9 {, _9 t+ c# {3 M+ Z6 T$ g>>             First date: Meet her parents.
- ]9 X6 m' o/ C0 j5 Z, g>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 f5 e5 l& C3 N& c, c4 D6 s>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
2 k* g5 }# x. N. j! S, j6 U1 F5 t>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# @( ~& L$ U0 Q2 T. G4 R; d>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
4 x2 a- {% N5 d& P9 g, k>> expensive dinner.
& U$ C. m4 T/ {>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
* ~0 ]$ E8 L# A* z- y1 C>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
9 l" W* X3 b  u" |2 y1 v  i! U3 P>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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3 W* [2 o5 k6 T$ }9 ?% g>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
* ^9 J1 c2 y; T) r* f>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
% d4 @# F: C, c! K>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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- K) O: B8 Y- f+ N  \' U>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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; ?% ~6 j& t0 ~: f>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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! x0 O2 t, j' v>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
  L6 W% }5 x! e4 Y& i' e9 e>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.