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>>              WHITE WOMEN:. \6 \; h. R: P+ F# m
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 v3 a5 |. V* @>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
5 W% a, ]' L4 Q' P# nmissionary 6 `4 K+ D# F3 I9 W/ ~
>> position.
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4 i" U' t  o& E, ~>>             IRISH WOMEN:
2 _( ?+ Q: e# z>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- I& I; h6 _/ K3 ^& F8 B>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.  T! W" c8 A" p2 l! [7 A; _9 U
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 t8 J  f, W; B$ d" f>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
3 t8 O8 v5 }! ^0 q1 r" {>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive / q; H( }  _2 o" A/ T. f: V. w4 x
>> restaurant.
2 M" t# c8 T1 A; g' J>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
" ?$ o, \2 @! I/ v& Espaghetti
& c6 i" ^# e$ w& `) f6 y& R- [4 A, l>> & meatballs.$ q4 [0 G6 p& G1 V( E
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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! x7 A5 Y% D2 p0 f! J, Z; T! |. H>> a 3-carat ring.
% u6 g. D" l$ X% P2 `>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
6 q" d  s) W$ x5 c7 ]the
8 c0 T' ~) Z; X) V9 k>> thought of having sex.
* Q, Q3 I1 u: N: k/ p7 d) K>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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, z. H- O  L4 c2 b>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
, {; D( j: [: u7 K/ v0 a& ~>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ |; ^5 i  A/ _7 }+ T  F>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
' W1 l: S- I! _$ j* S>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
" A- `# z( A6 H% j' fhead
: N% \6 R% d! n5 e6 p>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:' Y* @" r' d1 a* M+ b* H" L
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
7 u0 _" l- ~1 I4 W* G/ G>> nothing happens.
% t5 `: p4 G5 N+ \" Q! Z>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 f( ?$ u5 S1 d# U/ L! X>> Nothing happens again." m# e- K  U' E6 E0 ^! [( n
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and : c/ d2 O3 q+ z; ^. ?1 E
you've * d3 B1 i( o) }4 l- j
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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% A. K/ Y3 m. G  A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:, e- i3 n" g# K: @2 T
>>             First date: Meet her parents.- T3 }$ }7 _2 N3 N0 G& ]
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 T  w& H# t: X: L* a>>             Third date: Wedding night.. I; _4 c1 |7 U# l/ ~
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
( }0 Y7 k) D5 q4 S' A: z>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 [2 o( c3 y& \  r$ L% ]>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 1 `) z: C' L* |& _8 a
real
$ u+ @# }7 M$ k9 {5 F1 _& s  F>> expensive dinner.+ H2 ?) |0 a5 Z
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.+ @, X% L! V) s6 Y8 E  B$ z
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.7 B" y5 g5 ?1 g  r4 O
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
/ y. @/ X3 Q. M7 k8 ~. F# ~" ^" d>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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% V- U( M& U: t( A: ]>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car." \! k0 l; r! I! C
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.  [( H7 z8 k5 i( l
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, / `/ z4 U  g& L7 j. p- f/ m
father,
$ L3 I0 i5 d+ C: i>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her 7 z, S7 e  p7 P& \$ S
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her + C7 P+ A2 C" A
sister's # [" a+ ~7 ?: v6 D6 o  A
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans : c/ i% [& U. Z" R0 g) [4 y& A
for 5 T$ H, c: z" g" b$ a% ~2 k5 \2 t
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now " p( k* h% S! i( Z4 c0 b/ E
looks + e* ?" q% q) l( b5 k
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.0 ?' g3 [2 L3 R5 r& [+ e, w3 _  k
>>
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6 U. D; J- Z- X' W/ ^" p>>             ARAB WOMEN:
% d6 U8 u6 S2 |/ w( z: l% `6 w/ g! n" C>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
- `  V+ h  r7 E+ R  m( ^5 n& t>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
; H6 a& s" a: s/ a2 A  [4 p>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* T) X' f/ a2 n! c>>             No third date.
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