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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!4 E& W7 W7 a9 S' B
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.. L. |! z! v* O. A& D
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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6 O, Y% ^+ b O! \/ t- s) YThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.2 j6 E" N" T4 R% Z, N! ?
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.0 b; v( l; }. i8 w# ^$ O- H
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more., f7 g* `3 V/ o4 I& E% @( ~
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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6 ?. _9 J; f9 R; g$ s7 _3 E, hThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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