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Spring is officially coming today!
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" ~! }0 @' K0 q7 E6 q9 LThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring! ^' ^ ^/ w1 p/ c, V
8 X0 {# d# |( N" r8 TAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."1 |6 O) N/ h& R5 S& z- [
( a |" X3 o5 l' w' v( x/ j' @0 E$ v& FSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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; M5 V& J% Z+ G2 q# k( p( oThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.# l; ?; q: x! s" m
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
' M* j& |' s7 \1 V8 JEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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