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Spring is officially coming today!. X9 j- b. r$ F/ g! G' q
1 T; J% l4 B! B' F8 R2 g! ^7 SThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." B! v0 L0 u0 n! N* F( R
0 @* d4 ]9 S4 L" p ^So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.# W0 X* g5 g# N4 r
. R6 ^ s# V" N7 Z. W6 p5 CThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."* ]7 v. H% C4 g
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition./ B4 i5 a' b+ y3 m
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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+ x" b1 C! h1 d4 @5 `; U% cThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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