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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!7 ^* p& w, f6 w8 \4 w+ m# u& {' R
0 T1 T, B# [* R7 `; VAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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1 q% L) \$ ~' Z9 R4 f3 ?5 t0 KThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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: O. p1 K: n: }' d/ F6 VThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. k i% v1 A/ v& @/ M0 @Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.) f; S5 T$ \8 S( ~' c
1 \5 F7 g4 t' [0 o+ y, j$ tThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."+ l9 c7 I- b( U, h
7 I3 i% X" L# W; x6 fThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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