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Spring is officially coming today!2 e" o+ J, a) Y9 M/ P
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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8 j* ^- V; K* w, \) w( ` tAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."% E- M( n2 X& P; p2 |
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.5 f( ^( d' t; V
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."+ v3 ~( Q8 T; W1 |' S+ {
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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' b" {/ N* {! {) q+ G+ z& f' l1 JThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.# {$ u7 a0 ?5 b9 r
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.4 y5 E' Q% e4 P) q6 w- h
8 r3 Z, i3 H: L9 L+ Y0 p( ]The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." d2 S% R" N: I+ E) L( R6 |
# W- X/ e3 K* S0 y3 i; _- PThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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