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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!* M* z' n0 |3 J7 p! k' c8 m
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.". B% E5 p8 d1 X9 }' f& F4 i* Z
' C$ f0 `9 `6 _) c% @0 ]7 z! kSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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/ I1 {4 a c+ S/ Z- `7 _The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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/ N9 O' I+ P$ k7 A/ S" b( U+ SThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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' j5 y: E/ D% m4 V' T* OThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.% S& R) W3 g" v- ]6 ]) G
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& L9 p, s2 t1 P; G/ K+ F$ Z0 I
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.") ~9 [3 o& x$ ?, A/ \1 u
! v. j! |$ Y1 V& ^ X s3 X4 LThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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