女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
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4. We need = I want..
2 ^0 B$ L6 o% S# G3 \5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
4 K$ H" P6 K) U4 s7 D' r3 p; a6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
, T( \: I, T, c# x  N6 z2 E9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
, X2 `+ p; W% Y& }10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
# y( @: K% L+ n9 E; j) q老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
2 Y: |" v2 r% W1 I4 x1 y* L以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
- }7 x, g" `* W5 ^老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
! |& s: v/ k1 F7 y年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表
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7 W6 I' a  {: I( S( {8 |一口不，还是有戏。

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可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
! k8 a9 \. w  \那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。