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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece( [7 F% P; ]3 f3 P& E
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
2 C0 c+ A- f" y- w2 N6 [! T0 qThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ) a9 i; ^) w- M; m
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. , W+ R' D& J" t3 ~, u l
% T8 V+ Z& u8 R, w& u& f4 oThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. & ?# G& c7 Q0 U, J K F! H
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. , {! |8 y3 N! v3 \2 U
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ' V6 W# `- D4 g9 c& |; G, z5 T
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ; ^; s6 h9 z2 s3 t8 L9 V
* t8 v8 `. l& G' |" q) i( X% }"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * Y( g& Q# }# \3 E' w! B
! o) H. A n( }+ g5 M2 CShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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) N5 ~9 o0 D0 T: i% X e6 l9 o5 DMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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' m: Q; E4 O8 ?7 z8 Q"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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) m z2 j( ?! n7 c7 m9 D: dA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 0 t/ Y# E' Q$ V
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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