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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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4 K2 P, j( I" Q+ IA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. / T1 _, a& Z9 c
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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3 g$ O7 N6 ?4 f: q! m4 DThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 2 r; z8 ^" t+ B2 i
) B. t% M& ]* K8 j! NOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. # P& A# h+ w0 T5 Z' r
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 2 z6 e+ ^6 d: m- C! T# n
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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! `6 t$ {! o6 @! @& f8 _7 m"But it's not for me to question his story.
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& K6 K' S2 r! X% A"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 3 {; V8 R) f) R5 Y* U: H5 b8 X! U5 H1 l
8 `5 S& K- S& O: f2 X$ oMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. . T. H: m" ~. t. B2 ?2 C1 `
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 4 R$ K4 l/ r$ Y- `% G9 v- ]" d
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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$ A. a; h2 ^ Q+ OHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. - j$ ~! j! L2 Z% p7 r
) c! U5 i! S' g% D. u$ S$ dA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 3 v% \: Q- m0 I1 \9 \0 q$ I
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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