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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece; G% U$ h* L4 N' Z
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
7 r7 c. Y- {/ K' d2 z* H8 ^& zThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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9 g% v( S, V# h$ N0 \! A4 e zHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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* x9 {/ _) w R; _The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 1 x: o* }7 _6 Z6 N( N5 O/ a$ i
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ( H' o2 l4 i( W! E* U
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. / P# n' B/ H( n
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 9 f5 g% n8 S+ o! V1 q8 R3 ]
, G/ w' K$ \ r. Z- d"But it's not for me to question his story. $ E0 C) C, w/ T5 X9 u* Q( t/ N
3 y- i! A! U* @( g7 G"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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. n6 B4 k# S1 R/ x! @) O0 h9 ~Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. , ~- j) k5 n* i
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ' _7 p" n# U7 n' D! [& f- B
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ( K6 [0 ]* T1 F2 i3 R
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ) \3 ~8 ?" p) Y, q0 d
+ U4 P" g. C1 J {A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ; J. }& W: G! @# R- u; Z
1 E/ \4 C4 c9 C) S"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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