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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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' M$ L, N0 R$ V/ N' `6 t, ^' q3 I: mA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 0 b* i1 y! m8 q2 X
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 2 z' y5 G/ Z! i" d: R" t/ g" s
1 D5 [" T- r0 O# ? |0 E9 gThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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( ~8 e3 V7 d2 D# z1 JOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ( E2 N9 Y$ B L8 t
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
7 ^% O! U @* g0 {1 kA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. + V; X9 Z' e9 P2 }: t
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ( x) Y& r& L( U9 K3 f* N
4 U% n' _4 d# ?, h# p/ k% WMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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6 t6 | `/ v/ x/ i" _4 b"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 9 y0 i& [* i+ \! c! L& F
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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2 _% n/ s8 x! d' k8 y2 bA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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