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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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% @( o) y) v7 n/ Uhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece9 q: n Q* L4 _, t( x% w
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ' |/ T* z0 [ [# q7 M6 m
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 7 r5 S; {* y! @
' N- ?5 T2 r2 `- f. JHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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2 Q9 i1 T5 v# A$ v1 A: }The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ; n, H0 N; X1 `; p
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
+ N9 _% l5 b0 v- t2 L, Z$ f0 XLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
, k" n0 Q8 G; c2 m" uA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ' c$ F! R: E9 v8 X0 `6 A2 [1 Z5 Y
1 \" n& t. l2 w% C# _"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 4 w6 w5 @5 U$ x; [: @2 L
0 v4 T) X- [9 r! X' N0 F* F. Z$ qMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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2 q* U, Z" s& B$ C"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. % u! G% s2 |) f' N
1 {$ m5 a2 l2 x- L0 _"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." % k E k6 l" x
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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