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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew- Z0 J# \9 ]" C* ^7 v& L
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
3 J; G/ l: ^4 m7 Ydecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he+ ~8 [9 X2 J* P* g1 Z
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked& J* u; i [1 Q/ z. w* G3 \
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
& _# q. r1 a! t2 J" p7 ^I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,* R0 E4 Y8 ^( o5 Z; w
except... ahhh... never mind."8 M) ^- z; _. ^& p
8 j! b4 H& Y, ]) g4 J7 m' s) Q1 s' V6 d" H "Except what?" the man asked." Y$ x/ Y1 I2 B- @/ M+ o4 @2 R
"Nothing, nothing."
+ p) V0 S& G; s+ x) I "C'mon, tell me!"2 w* A. s4 t: | b* d+ x0 @
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
8 {0 Q+ T+ ^. H$ O( G7 v3 S* {6 t, B "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.2 g0 N4 h8 A# |7 P& S8 t3 i
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."( v& Y! E4 [2 E* \+ ~6 d" S
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, % y6 g. R' f; n
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
) [* @4 ~* @/ i# h5 A$ g: Zordinary-looking black dildo.
* D* _' h8 |& z6 Y* p' f/ q The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"$ s: ^! }5 J5 @3 F v* o1 i
4 ]$ I' ^ L6 j% m% {0 ?' ^! h The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
& W6 I8 f% `" x! ?man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
3 }6 v/ H; q! F* B7 v, C, I, p VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started3 L* o* H, N- P N6 Z4 E( D7 z
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack . D# Y& t: Q9 p7 T$ k- o0 W
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,, v6 W$ t, @: {: ~7 z) A5 r
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to& v* E& u1 R3 _- B5 d% h
the box and lay there, quiet once again.2 F3 z d6 K0 o4 s' w
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
' K; l2 x# ~! \1 D0 u v# F# twasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took5 {9 b# t: ^- F! s A2 A
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
" O4 J5 K& A1 d3 d/ jshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip: J a" } I2 |# n3 O5 h
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
+ i3 N) }" C# U4 Gthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she( H. F/ j" C( Y6 h7 s2 D
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
& D9 o S. u! |3 E+ y0 c* D" O9 c' A"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was2 Q5 U% U( |0 a
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
% T+ {4 i( i2 w# T# l6 \" @decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her7 ]! V7 J9 ^+ o4 q2 }& p
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!1 C/ y8 d# Z) z/ h {
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried+ b8 a- ?9 h# U
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick* v4 \6 r. ^/ S0 _) J2 m2 H
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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0 w" v2 L3 ]+ t- Q Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
& x% M: k6 ^0 P3 ] gto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming- o2 J/ p6 ~+ W5 E
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
; `" P/ j' `4 Z J t% X: ^thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
0 Y) J* ?7 w$ y* j0 Q: Q& Q+ h+ Sflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how+ I' t) |3 z+ T- n4 ^) q w
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she$ o: ~% M M. T1 b* L0 U; X6 i
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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0 _: L# U( Z9 T8 j8 p- r1 k* m The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
# A7 D2 {7 L8 @" V6 L! dlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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