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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
0 W$ d* y- q' `1 chis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he* R' U1 `6 ?& O/ ?& z
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he/ F6 c, T2 G/ y& |9 ]* ]% a# w
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
* t! i% V9 ?: Eif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
% t# H! V) |/ X' \I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,! y) G+ \+ y' ]! g) p8 _
except... ahhh... never mind."+ R. ~4 R9 r& _- [" h! I- w
/ T, d0 D) c; a- W/ |; B G "Except what?" the man asked.
8 ~& G# W% Q! F X9 N5 U "Nothing, nothing."& X1 N, o3 C4 T* G- U- M
"C'mon, tell me!"* v6 w' ]) d3 z5 i8 n7 H- o* {- E
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick." Y, j5 Q" i0 i
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
# G, n& P5 ]% C& }) x "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
0 L9 @- q) }; d5 } M9 C; l7 @ So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
5 ]* }6 I' a* k! t8 ?" i4 \0 E% Scarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very8 P; S+ n- B. f5 R! x- T0 t1 a
ordinary-looking black dildo.: y, l) A- X% Q/ |
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"! `. m4 z4 |5 Q/ y# L
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
3 {8 a; }/ `( H. tman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."" I! i' E* L7 S' w) C
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started# F$ V, i4 i& }" y
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
5 q o3 ?, K4 Z G: E6 ~; U! M1 Odeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
2 y8 r( s* q( |- E$ ^# I5 t"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
2 I0 A* ]9 \* _. c2 N( ^5 s# M& ^the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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3 I" ?* @* k4 W, z1 Q0 `+ L "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
% L4 B4 U3 t( Z. t1 H7 }3 U3 Jwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took! R& a" S& a' L2 b& L
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
; H; R0 x$ k; C& {she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip0 i' b: |! X2 ^: ^5 T; j8 t! [
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.9 Y1 ~: r) g- U* b+ B! c5 T
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
8 z: o: t4 \) L6 ?4 X( F* Fthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
9 c2 l5 _( {& t' V* p1 g! gremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 t/ @, R1 l7 p$ e$ j. o"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was% ]$ q3 l# N0 `
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she : V: u5 ]- G# m5 d; k5 O6 M
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her7 j5 E; G! Y: ]4 K, U0 |
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried. l: x+ g8 Y% X" @- _/ J
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
0 N i5 |6 c% ejust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.8 \5 @# m% n. \
3 P% f: R/ c% ^/ Z, R Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive: K7 V- \: b6 }0 [% t# j
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
: }! S: L+ z* Otraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next- B& j6 d, O. P1 {, d
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights& v7 O! J$ J7 d2 j8 M
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how" _3 R" k" w6 z
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
& @1 t$ q+ F- }/ \( Fhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.2 C( a( G0 o7 N4 c0 Y6 W5 L# L
$ G3 s# o) }6 o" J( I The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
* _/ c& Q8 E# m: E4 R: slady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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