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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew7 x2 a) K8 m9 k( S+ D# a
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he9 V* N, v# p" j. q ^2 S
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
m& `: \/ f6 k5 Q- ^7 p) k5 |browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
3 Y, ?# O0 `- v6 l- bif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
/ E2 ?3 q$ C* f* W/ O6 C/ s4 X NI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,7 U" t: S, a5 _. p. p. J
except... ahhh... never mind."4 L# J: G! g; J% v) {' y
: Y0 {& g# _0 r- o9 o "Except what?" the man asked./ U/ b8 X. M [4 c: M, C! S
"Nothing, nothing."5 n8 A, Q+ W% l! R( B/ s6 \6 @2 U
"C'mon, tell me!"
, R$ X6 ^: v2 R* r* | "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
1 o. t0 F5 d) a% p4 T$ y1 X6 v "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.& n0 U/ y+ r/ i2 o" Y" Y) x1 f
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."& t0 T$ |* N* W: a! z3 ^
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, * R" a! x" Z/ W3 y
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very5 A) q# \5 e6 p. E2 Q& F
ordinary-looking black dildo.* n8 f- ~# n1 J3 ^( Y" R K \ M
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"0 i" l0 ^- D* |+ c- Q! a
3 l9 h9 S( ?4 {' |0 D The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old2 g2 l7 o* P( r$ h
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."8 U/ u: P1 J) f; \: x# ~; R
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started1 y5 h7 t& g& K; M! d+ g ]8 [, O
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
9 {. A4 g6 h& Y! rdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
" d O' v6 _' r. _+ E9 m* B$ G"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to+ Q' j0 h+ ?7 ~& b' _0 l) v
the box and lay there, quiet once again.- p% I0 ~3 w: r& M: e9 V
9 o" `, L! t3 x! B9 Q* Z; ~2 H$ ? "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it" U( q4 r0 }: u
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
3 W* w# [, X- r4 e# ~5 c8 U! S" h. Hit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
5 [' m3 j' D/ D& n6 A& e$ V) ^% Sshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
/ X0 }% w8 T1 Gsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.$ ]! o* q0 g) D/ {: c' [. }8 w
( v3 A% r% {% `, o5 Y After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She1 ? b$ ~! I- o! y( ]6 O
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she# Y4 E3 e3 b6 A; m; I4 `1 U1 u
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
" `$ k$ A+ e8 W- P0 a$ t5 A9 ~"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was% O8 [* J, j3 ?
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
) X& X. r( z- z7 E" j6 b Xdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her, e4 y4 q$ i7 M6 W
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!3 d0 |8 a0 g. m# K
4 Z* _; G6 @ M2 I1 ^ She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
- q, J9 ]2 g' ^to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick% m( B7 A) A0 Z8 I0 _( R
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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- M4 f ?3 e# u' P P# t+ s Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
0 Y$ u2 o7 T1 l7 }' G* |/ F- K0 Mto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
) l5 L0 J' `' T% O0 ktraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next X Y$ n. m+ M3 t
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
1 y% Y# K) p0 xflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
]* S% e/ |! J5 |2 emuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
; R! [( l( q' Z, h( ~hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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$ ~8 ^/ N9 u. i; c) i- [3 ^# w- @ The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right3 o5 W* D; Z( F- j; I: P/ C
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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