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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew, {# w3 C& @( k! X$ Y4 Y
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he" A3 l8 v6 N7 `4 m$ a* F: ]# r2 I
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he+ A- t, \" |* h5 ^ z# s4 F
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked9 Z o5 a w1 c& s$ ^. _
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
& x Z/ b5 U0 N4 g- v2 |I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,' ~# R H* n4 B# Q7 @
except... ahhh... never mind."! C+ F! H) k) R6 M' x' @" e4 j
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"Except what?" the man asked.
0 {7 B7 j/ R6 J% q2 {1 f6 @8 ~9 \ "Nothing, nothing."" G; f) E) H* l- |" e$ k* ~
"C'mon, tell me!"3 |. L* Z- R" j
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
: y4 |$ E1 \7 s+ W v, ` "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
2 S$ f( I4 z+ h" K/ Q% s# j5 W "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
& p8 N$ j& D% Q" I; `/ R6 | So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
5 ^5 U9 N( k) ]carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
/ t) h: X* m, Fordinary-looking black dildo.
/ L; B; ^( i( U# {6 v/ t The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old7 n. H6 ^* K* _
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
! o, N6 w5 R7 ` VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started5 v0 Z T0 v7 o% n- H; J1 Z- j/ t
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 5 q R" y- x0 G" Q6 x3 W
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
' p: A8 z3 ]) B3 {' r"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
! ?( }2 S. l# L1 j8 uthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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1 V5 J1 G7 j2 M" h7 M+ m "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it+ x( f+ a+ U6 Y: t) |7 ~/ q- s
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took/ {1 {" {# M) P4 n. N
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
7 ~4 B( \/ s4 x7 T$ s) ~5 wshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
4 }8 a+ q m$ [satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone." Z- Z" B8 O: y6 h* ?6 Z: s
5 `/ K4 D) j5 K' b# a After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She z% V- t9 B1 q% b5 J. B+ t* q4 [6 L
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
% z4 `3 V$ y) X* wremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 q2 A2 w$ Q0 m. O"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was0 D, _' H: n* C) ?
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
& f" K! o* r }0 X+ m5 `3 L. edecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her, H* d0 u5 } V y; Z9 k- r
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
4 {' a$ l' i7 \to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick+ l9 b y9 z, p' I7 u" [
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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' n# C/ C& F: r4 j! m Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive! N2 y: J @# F m+ v
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming# r, x& G, Z) U) T6 l8 O
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next }1 a+ q6 z/ k+ W1 L
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights* W) `5 s$ V3 `1 C; ~- C7 A
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how+ B3 K* R- c& I. y
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she" C6 Q, h9 @; o' R. W; K% l$ k
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.& M' ]$ `* ~0 e$ F
1 L3 `' |2 {0 q4 x3 u- u9 J The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right0 o- t, }) d" h+ B$ {0 U c
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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