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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
8 T, @7 _" M q dSuddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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4 h! {9 B1 A* v- X$ o0 J"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.
2 k! X8 N/ k6 x& c @! G8 W. L"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.! S2 C+ T f0 K& Q6 n! l: {
2 i, I# `7 V! F- U; H"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.+ n& ^& j( b* d4 S
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."- B% |- p4 _& v+ M% R
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.& X) ?0 D# H* G P6 ?% C8 h& I
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
& Q0 P9 L$ t& N t6 T# p7 \I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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* x! x. H. k. k0 V1 c# B' j"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"" v8 J% w: ~% a' ], t
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
9 C! T( ]$ e1 b. Z, s! VThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"9 ^! O* f+ k- r
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
& X$ t! Y) @1 r6 {* [) v! ~The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.
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& q$ B5 ~0 ]5 pI look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
$ B. e: f/ n+ J( j; @Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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( f& e; o* B! n8 h, lWoo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
. J. I" k3 o$ v: \, A. X7 m"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."& A* F! S' p3 v% A8 I: ]9 t7 j
$ `1 h) k6 u; \$ Y( M8 jSo I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
6 @, J6 g6 N2 y. y3 H# V; {My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."* U: A9 P$ E5 ?" [0 u6 e+ l
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I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
