 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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40-ish = 493 d3 R& Z/ C3 n6 l2 V1 B
Adventurous = Slept with everyone$ i _) o7 Y/ D. L5 r: ^$ s
Athletic = No boobs
& P$ g% K: w& j' u/ r3 DAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy8 n7 ]0 a6 g. o. X9 A/ I
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
$ S V" E/ ^. AContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills5 ]7 _3 K% T$ L, Z) P
Emotionally Secure = On medication ]: ^, B6 a/ h: ]3 _
Feminist = Fat, hates men
7 g" b. G0 G7 GFree Spirit = Junkie
; \& \9 _' ?) gFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person: y& O0 ?* V* d6 s
Fun = Annoying/ T( n: t- J$ ?/ G, f$ t% S& u
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places/ e- \, e2 x l- S! @* P
Open Minded = Desperate
4 x3 F2 s' V/ @+ ZOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing9 Y/ [" q5 j/ M4 G X, r: S
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
6 b. i# P% v3 y6 kProfessional = Bitch
% h2 @* y" j$ HVoluptuous = Very Fat S5 l: x7 ]0 t8 m5 `
Large Frame = Hugely Fat" a; K% w+ Z4 ~: O& i9 j
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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