 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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40-ish = 49+ H2 |/ f- A0 w' M4 w
Adventurous = Slept with everyone, a6 z7 p5 m7 m- {, m1 M
Athletic = No boobs
- w& R# ^" d/ R& m- p, v9 XAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
6 L& B. p7 h8 W- UBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead0 M! R: u* H3 F
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
; `4 u1 x/ l5 V* g% DEmotionally Secure = On medication# E$ J9 \: I6 i' b3 v+ m
Feminist = Fat, hates men
1 K. `7 R4 @# AFree Spirit = Junkie
4 [! L+ r5 p7 ?3 [8 {Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
4 L; ^& z% c: Y) i5 X9 T5 `Fun = Annoying+ a+ M8 N$ m" {, o+ @" k# G
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
# i' {' j' Z% `& j. g# nOpen Minded = Desperate% p, j; W7 T9 ?/ T, u3 N! P) t
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
/ F0 I* f+ w1 F/ z* oPassionate = Sloppy Drunk
( F7 A1 b; v! kProfessional = Bitch
5 G$ t, i8 [7 \Voluptuous = Very Fat2 u0 O' P: f5 ^% q: u1 e) @6 s8 J
Large Frame = Hugely Fat$ y+ K- u. V1 j: t7 ]4 j: k, U
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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