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What it really means:
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40-ish = 49
- t2 H# K; { y, a7 G4 RAdventurous = Slept with everyone5 k& r0 F( q( q7 D: T0 N4 z" X. F
Athletic = No boobs
) d* _) p+ { y0 D SAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy( y; P" @6 d8 G! r, W0 V8 y3 |
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
0 [6 T- C8 A, R# ?7 ~Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
9 ~; K ]0 t& g& }) F5 F9 ^Emotionally Secure = On medication
6 b. |/ X9 s0 BFeminist = Fat, hates men( l! ]' ^! j" `# y* w- l
Free Spirit = Junkie
: V8 ~. ^# w1 G2 j2 I' s# ZFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person% m: Y3 t( U9 Z2 g
Fun = Annoying, @7 n- d) M$ n- A
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places x: m Y9 \0 O* f6 D
Open Minded = Desperate3 ?$ ]3 C0 ]# M, }5 l" s
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
n" H* e& m+ _) S1 a+ [Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
$ m$ f" \5 b* q7 Y, EProfessional = Bitch
' `% |+ y1 G @' A7 z! q2 @8 W2 w6 jVoluptuous = Very Fat; h" [. D, l; ~* @* l
Large Frame = Hugely Fat2 M8 R* H$ X' Y6 I9 `
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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