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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
, ~9 Q9 y9 f/ d, `/ t white: how control?
6 F: _0 n9 ^% [- N8 f% {/ w+ F8 Y hackers: white with a Trojan
! k0 K8 S, e5 Z* C/ |) J( A:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 9 L& @  f. ]' o! \2 d7 D
hackers: Open your Task Manager # Q% f1 G3 ^+ S- T0 R
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? # F* @8 B; B, M1 l: k. `
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 8 x( s+ j* K) Q3 A! A5 z7 x3 S( T& K
white: \; & ?7 ?6 g: e: P$ C8 f
Hacker: I have control of your computer 3 B) s0 D3 m: p1 q! R6 y
white: Oh 6 d  n6 _- f3 l% q
hackers: a funk? ! Hey ; v+ @( L6 z( d4 y0 `. F, L3 b
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 0 b: p, e. M9 y7 j+ }( K) L/ g
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
% ]! O+ F+ W; c7 r/ e5 _ casual hackers: You can install a firewall ' K# _( C) N! r6 i# q$ M6 T
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 1 r9 `" F0 E4 }- I% g3 @3 s2 \
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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7 \9 o0 N8 A8 N3 N: [( w5 p+ Q small White: I heard that you will create a \! * x  ?+ \) m5 e- t5 e
hackers: ah
9 N! A& @; C$ C% b6 z; S8 w3 j white: you can control someone else's computer? ! ) D) Q* b2 }# @
hackers: General is the
0 D" z" H2 q! t; x white: you can black out those sites?   M  A6 r, K6 L; m8 @
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
) K0 }' X( {+ z white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 8 M# V0 e/ h5 ]' V# ]2 F
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 7 A" t: L8 Y7 G2 I5 G0 [! m0 Y
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the ) l4 a; e# U+ @- v6 {8 X6 H% p
white: is not it, this is Brand
( k8 a% F4 i( ]/ n3 c Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
# W6 y! B% n  n$ P3 Y! y2 l6 y white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
% {+ q9 N+ ^' `2 v( g/ L' b( H+ I white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
- ^% ^9 n! x7 ~ hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
% o. l& k1 ^5 }$ l& | white: I want to Please help a busy & I' x/ H0 \! q) m
hacker: What? - P- |) `7 F- M2 Y# X
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data - I& `/ W( Q: e
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! / V4 |' n3 X1 u$ n( P8 d( i# q
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
" T4 K' u3 Q7 [. N hackers: die! ! 2 S1 \8 Y) u+ F0 U/ U0 l" |) ~

, C9 a$ t4 \  c8 r  _ hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! 1 j5 R3 p' k( |$ j
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why + z, z+ q. M" s1 n" F- I6 a
Hacker: I'm looking for something 5 t; ^/ Y8 F2 }& ~3 X
white: what I find here?
+ s$ O2 k" ~! P  m* b0 \ hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! . Z* Z8 D: F: P/ u$ c
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hacker: how not to speak?
, W$ \+ J! g. X) G white: a bad mood 4 `+ m# X  B% d/ }, o9 N
hackers: Who bullied you? / G+ Y2 I+ X6 t8 L$ l; F
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love 3 J, Z, x6 R' M# I" C
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you   I! a3 k' D5 l, T, k
white: do not get back
1 U! {' @' W; S; p# \ hackers: No, tell me what number?
5 ^2 W' X' ?' z2 |' p white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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6 B  P, I' X$ y, g9 _0 o3 b white: you gave me out! ! ! !
4 q6 ]% b3 B5 u' P) t" H$ h! r hacker: how wrong? !
& h  C$ `$ x8 c2 u1 ]+ { white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
* F$ q0 G8 Z! O% q hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ; ^! k# T% o+ m4 X* f1 e8 A
white: it does not work! ! !
: C0 J% Z# |- P; ~  x hacker: how should you like? ( E/ `( N3 C3 ^- u) ~- u: T
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun ; V# C5 s% T! W" {; j6 ~9 }5 J, i5 d
white: what ! M) |. M# L2 {: B/ ^* Z
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top % ]" q" r+ w) f- \9 N8 p% r" I
white: This very common ah 6 S2 t7 I2 P: W/ ~: H6 U
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 1 P) C. F: g8 k/ N* ]
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!   e4 w* g& L  a. ^7 r
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
) ^. W; K% ^6 o2 [+ U! ]5 c3 {( U white: this is also fun? !
5 ]. e8 t7 q7 A7 H4 v7 ] Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
+ h% V  E( a" u9 O5 ?8 m white: you are pro? ( H5 g( N+ q4 l7 Y  U
hackers: You can say it. + L7 p9 F, @% P7 e
white: to what extent high?
0 ^2 u9 W! I- u& W# J hackers: ah, I am bored when their own & P& M- Z6 ]1 p. `/ q3 N% _
white black: Ah, this I will! 8 M" Y7 e3 M- n, y7 I4 `
hacker :#?%! You can? !
& y# D6 N1 b0 y( K1 Z" ] white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . * Q" k% N' h4 K+ N
hackers: Go!
! k* ]2 z! u' i- j; G- b# @7 T white: Ask your question
, j1 r4 o* G2 o" L0 A hacker: says 2 m6 H+ h8 E" G3 z; J
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? + ^  T& |& B3 {# C2 s; f0 A; r
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
7 g3 I, Y6 J9 i0 f3 G' V, R white: no networking is also OK?
; J6 h! N8 u, w5 ~, h hackers:. . . . . . . # T0 y3 o4 e5 S9 D
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? : ]% I6 c" X5 e6 T3 O+ Z
hackers:. . . . . . . . - w- D' D4 R3 {5 W
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
$ ?( z* ]  ~( ?, J% ]' q hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
) W4 B- a% H2 x; r white wash: my computer is broken 5 _; r5 [6 A, }- p0 m2 {3 {% Z
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
4 S5 E* {  N7 u$ Z8 b( z! d( @8 l5 i3 x white: that is, you bully me   E, h7 P. [& c/ K+ N5 B. x
hackers: No ah 2 ^, [/ e6 O# a* U* q
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
1 }8 N) \% ]/ w9 F hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ 4 P3 W5 J2 g, b9 X
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
2 }( h9 J- C  D4 d/ c1 y Hackers: should be able to - n+ J# O; {$ ?( j+ `
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? + [: G1 h' D3 j4 F
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know / P& d  q' k6 B0 [0 b8 `2 T: ?, e/ f
white: of course, \! 2 ~0 g  W  n8 i* ?
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
/ Q9 v- q3 h8 E+ F hackers: If the problem is not your idiot $ v' S4 y  x7 b2 _2 p6 e
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
8 S  B9 `2 R$ ?% y# F3 x hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 8 p# I( C$ ?% Z2 F+ I& j, [
white: that problem, you can solve it   D" F6 ~6 |( t9 k
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; * X1 }8 J6 H4 v; i5 \
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 1 ^/ g" L3 K; ]# f0 g3 `
a hacker:. . . . I excused 0 \4 \+ N/ z* A! y  H2 w, w
white: we see meet you? # o& ?' @8 B$ E1 F' w' [( K# v
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
0 j- W! I! ?4 @$ s# j white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
# H% l$ h- W) T, j" r Hacker: Oh, what you think?
1 D" j1 q7 B5 V8 t4 l% y: f white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 1 l; V3 F/ x0 y7 g6 r' e
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 6 b3 d& ~; Z3 v+ N+ ~
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ 1 d3 O) j7 Z9 l
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? ! g# a  W6 w0 g+ Q/ j& X2 X- g
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
% |; k2 a$ H! O3 u white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
! l! U# F) a% [! y hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way " m3 W% L. K. B2 O$ O& y4 {! i
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
8 c# i9 ^; T6 a& |* E2 z hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 0 [3 J6 G' x/ @% u' }
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! ' L8 J" }; X0 Y% J* j
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
( _6 \& E% r+ s0 P hackers: No wonder, only used 2 Q5 j$ [; W" v( k! f
white: no you're curious about the place? % x1 w& C2 n: f' ~9 w. z4 @0 n( C
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes ! |# D' f$ n" P# J% a

$ C4 }+ R% k* q3 J6 M0 i white: I would like to control your computer % X  B1 a3 W1 p+ i1 r# h
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
8 f  g' E$ @" ?0 ?5 N) P white: This is not fair! ! 7 H4 f8 K+ c0 l
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
7 h7 v; K  @  D white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
9 q1 L1 a( m5 f0 r% R5 W hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 5 m0 V5 b$ A% Z( ~( Y
Hacker: I'm white
. \% {# V) E4 B, }" N8 O us again: This is probably the last time we met the
; r) H+ t, R- f% @) V Hacker: Oh? What happened?
8 D! I5 y5 V$ i- y/ O white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 9 B" K/ k9 i5 \$ B  v  e
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 2 O4 z4 l5 o! x
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! # ?7 M' I/ }: d- ]0 v
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
; ?( |% N! R" _. d0 j, u8 ] hackers: so late, and how not offline?
1 [& t8 w! c" v) H4 }+ V- K' U: K white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
3 X* Q6 _( C7 G3 P+ L hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
( o  x$ F3 B4 R white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power : F2 W" J4 e3 h) l% v* ?6 c
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
" i1 ^- B2 i% M4 `. G/ k  {& i white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it / T7 A! B' J1 T! [$ B4 l  V
white: You are not really powerful
0 L6 x& h  j4 F% s9 N* v4 J: @ hackers: so-so friends
. u7 Y! A- p) u1 B( m white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 8 Z  Z* j. t2 d% a; L' ?* u9 y
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait * `7 U2 R( N' a2 {; q
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
/ [3 ], H$ A) v- @/ ^: f white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . 7 S2 c1 v0 s5 N
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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