(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
( H: x! ?1 F& q/ l清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
& _: [4 b$ _5 G; A老外：“hi.”
! v& O1 U7 ?% |; J7 [# G前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
' ~, a( R; ?: m  A+ m老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
. d# B6 f9 X) y! s1 B  V/ {老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
) K4 C3 N( i' }+ [9 F8 j前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
; c$ |0 U, T$ a3 C4 |! M; V老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
' ^! @& ^, ]; z3 R, p6 `前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
" H+ L# M0 P9 _2 ~8 e冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？