(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
, z/ s# r4 c8 V4 Q6 C: x# o/ N! t前台小姐：“hello.”
/ ?4 l9 s" Y' D9 H( s老外：“hi.”
4 ?* X  `3 p9 i% V" x前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
  u8 d0 v* S  v0 {8 |1 y5 k老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
' `  v$ p) b& Z* x) g' k前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 U3 Z& w2 t) Y# _2 N老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
8 |; L: \2 C$ y7 q0 F' a& U前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？