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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”
& _: [4 b$ _5 G; A老外:“hi.”
! v& O1 U7 ?% |; J7 [# G前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
' ~, a( R; ?: m A+ m老外:“can you speak english?”/ r& }& ]6 |4 L+ M z) @
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”. t5 P& O5 w. A
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”3 p" g, I. R4 K% p/ I2 @
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you3 k( C& B" h6 s1 ]! o
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
. d# B6 f9 X) y! s1 B V/ {老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
) K4 C3 N( i' }+ [9 F8 j前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
; c$ |0 U, T$ a3 C4 |! M; V老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
' ^! @& ^, ]; z3 R, p6 `前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”/ l/ p6 ? M1 \1 n
老外:........ |
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