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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较( @9 P* e0 T0 B/ g! L
清闲，面带微笑的：
8 J% G8 h8 G/ W前台小姐：“hello.”1 r5 D" P& A# e: \! X
老外：“hi.”
' J' ] g1 w' H# Q9 m& R! H前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
. Z9 l9 X8 D/ X' C" k$ G; H3 Y8 e老外：“can you speak english？”+ e) Q5 O ^4 t) H1 }& t
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
* U% g, e* T7 g/ r2 w老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
$ g5 Y2 F/ X! i5 e前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you) |% ^0 i, ]3 E ?9 q n
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”5 g' l7 C9 {3 Y1 b
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” J: s" C5 X: k n
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”4 g: m8 \7 X7 u# y! z# ]7 O
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
& B; q, \% w; |- k" J; D* e) O前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
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发表于 2010-4-30 10:06
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:02
我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.
