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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较 G3 N% A; j" S2 K
清闲,面带微笑的:
, z/ s# r4 c8 V4 Q6 C: x# o/ N! t前台小姐:“hello.”
/ ?4 l9 s" Y' D9 H( s老外:“hi.”
4 ?* X `3 p9 i% V" x前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
u8 d0 v* S v0 {8 |1 y5 k老外:“can you speak english?”# y+ E/ N& k( B2 d# U: m
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”5 C7 V( k3 W3 A
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
' ` v$ p) b& Z* x) g' k前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you {4 p% H% n& g7 b# U
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
6 U3 Z& w2 t) Y# _2 N老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
8 |; L: \2 C$ y7 q0 F' a& U前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”3 t" q9 l3 p( }4 e6 }
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”1 L/ x- v: A* M1 d
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”# J" Y) O6 Y) A9 b1 l
老外:........ |
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