(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
1 H9 i6 T  J- j7 O2 U. p. Z* ^+ w清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
1 G( R% o& u# u. @3 D5 @, z3 Z前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
8 n4 W  q$ r: Q& v; c老外：“can you speak english？”
- j# C* G5 m0 E# r% u& B, V前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
1 n8 s- _5 C. j. o前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
+ Y% X/ W$ k" C$ x+ z. ]can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
. D: ~. V, W# M8 j: R# P  h, J老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
! F4 N8 }2 u+ Z( `0 t6 P. P2 P* |5 a前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
1 n( X9 i, D) }& l, b老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
" a; z/ [5 `6 j& t前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
6 [4 P8 @" f# K, t# L& `老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 k. ?. w+ x" K& l# e6 p# h0 ]9 D冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？