(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
' `- K& k7 I" A" W: B清闲，面带微笑的：
. Q5 }/ L9 m7 P' L前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
# j# T% L# n& [前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
5 a; ]# K9 c( e& O2 V# ?老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
0 K0 a2 ?1 b" ~3 ~' Q/ n. {前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
8 e* j4 I$ ?, H2 B6 acan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
8 }9 N. l) [1 _$ Q' B% c前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
2 F& y3 r8 n% c. P8 g& \老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？