(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
. M# ?* p2 Q; P2 L) ?/ N( T& H清闲，面带微笑的：
0 v% Q' G2 D( _: Q, g2 b8 [' Q' G前台小姐：“hello.”
" t& L7 U8 t' e2 ~老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
% {: s8 _4 Z* {1 D( P/ |前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
; O3 r* l8 o+ B; B1 t" m2 \前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
- ^3 l0 K# O4 ^老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
) K& U! o* [. N' Q前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
, Z- ]0 q! X& `* y! z+ g& n/ d老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
1 P' m+ c; m2 _; `7 P- f% w; x老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

. n" E8 @3 q% w) C3 m0 }1 Q0 H我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？