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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
^8 L3 ?) m: U( T5 `2 j h* P4 i audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the / W v. I& Y$ m9 I7 M$ h
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
C' F: b9 i* c$ ~ lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ! U" d& D: S4 E- l- A) _
little left to be of any use?" * `/ I7 \9 H% ^
9 J! b$ K+ T& w8 c/ X( } "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to % Z# S9 c. ^! V* u( q9 [, s+ |
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
! I* ~& D4 E! _6 N bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
7 ~2 f- C% z ^, w' f. U$ M1 w q6 r question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. * ]) [* D. X6 K1 x8 m
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
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% g7 L5 `* [& j "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
5 f, D! U2 a4 E% ~1 ^6 [' ?1 f trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to @- ~( R& \2 e6 L" p0 i! l
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ' v' I5 F) }9 D% \# P- W9 Z
plaster." ! R: {" m2 P/ m2 d3 S% A
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 3 X& Z. V+ M0 D6 |
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
X: ?! T8 p( Z leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" * m" ^4 t' o. }
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 6 B4 G- M2 J0 M5 K# n+ J
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
/ M6 s4 `9 c4 N6 U- x, G) p: U year they send us a complete dick." |
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