a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
; E3 g1 \3 z0 L# D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
; u# y( _. ?1 \( ], |  A  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
$ t; M  a6 a1 q1 H  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
& z0 O; p3 g8 k- {4 L! v9 N" Q6 @  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ Q; D! e& m0 z' j6 J5 O( a% M  ]; {  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ _$ N- R* W0 z0 v5 [2 \% j% p: u7 H  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
% U% \( R" t! Q# \  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( `) P. ^% r4 F# ^; K: t  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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% a+ C7 C4 Z5 D, M4 ^( y  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; _# R. K2 A/ S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 M- O2 E+ l6 G5 K+ @8 p  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
+ _8 X6 }0 j5 m6 r3 k% Y  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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