a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 n0 N, q4 ~' l! o1 k  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
: g3 m! E5 f+ |8 e1 j  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
% [, \8 L# |  L) g7 Y' k0 E3 n  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" `% a/ T3 e2 m& q# q/ g  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- K$ \5 a* t; c+ d  A/ j& Z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
' \! B5 e$ e3 \& d2 f  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
; A: S* R  @  E0 B3 r% [( [  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
, \. U: S: B6 ]* S  ?  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
3 L, z& }# Q! U& x5 J! l  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" _5 E  K/ x7 U% ^' a, @  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ Y" B) O' O0 T. B  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! r" x* X8 A0 `* \, D) e4 v/ a  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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