a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  Q0 j  M# w( o' }( A8 \/ Y  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ ~7 b. P% w; |% v# x/ X- a! W  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
" p! X" }/ d4 G9 z  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
# h' Z$ _9 a+ Y9 O3 k8 ]( [9 G  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! _2 v; W+ q1 J! ~  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 T$ X; w0 P( ]. K- p5 r  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
6 `0 N2 a# v2 a# T/ D) ~: J  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
2 X. ]  N! O8 Y& u( M' x  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 m7 q+ U, V0 f* ]5 c* l  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
4 \$ S, C5 k; U  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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