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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
; b8 G, X0 a: R! X1 n% d1 I  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   6 J% s0 s% p/ C
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# `0 o' x8 S  ?& E+ K: i5 v, t  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too % c( R( E" r) e0 w- U- \
  little left to be of any use?"                                            + b7 V7 G7 l8 m
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 M* @! m2 [" ?' f, O. ~  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
/ g6 ?, x# P5 ~0 o' v: W) ?  bandages."                                                                  s2 J# W  {9 h6 v1 [& o  u7 ]
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         . n; ^& }  l( x& i+ g& F2 `
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
1 k7 C! Q8 q$ A4 c' ~0 m: M  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  & `; m- s3 H' x/ L
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  & T: j: I. @, w+ g% M) ^$ D& l
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    : U% N$ |0 y  H
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( _* `2 a+ o$ s# ?& H  N7 V  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ H9 V! w# _$ C  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
+ y% f# e$ F9 }, B  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     3 f0 h" u" r& R* j* @1 R& T
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ) T; T  ~6 [* O* {3 M' q
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) P, m* |, r- P0 R5 K+ c( ^  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    4 y- r- |3 g3 c# Z
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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