a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: m( P8 h5 S) d7 P) B$ H6 z! N  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, ^$ ^% ~5 h9 P# C3 K  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
7 M# I! D2 N- x& T3 g+ o# U  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 _9 r1 `; f6 s8 S1 n+ X' K! R; b  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" f+ f* }8 u; f$ @, z* c. T  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
# r4 p0 k1 x/ q* x9 |. T  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
- N6 b( [. e- |/ c" B5 }  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
, C. m; f) O7 }$ Y' V  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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. B' N5 ^# I" n, J  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ o, \  h/ Z) l  S+ E0 _: t  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
% K" j3 R: c6 I! C  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
( g3 W1 x: N# p/ N9 D/ v) G  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 |2 n/ Y  |5 I  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
* l/ k- z2 p" I" s6 A0 i9 V8 u' ^  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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