Redneck

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  V: e1 ~9 `; O, N' vRedneck Yard Swing

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  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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3 n5 U" }  S& j! U How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
# e) W5 v$ {' J. a: g8 y( Q When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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9 ^) i& F7 ~; H( `+ S6 `* a* V Redneck Cellar
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8 d- M/ J3 F5 x8 {! }: G: [ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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' M! y1 p( S" Q! s Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
! d4 E% {1 ^( V# L8 A$ X 1) The DNA is all the same
1 W  k( P% `" }  i7 [9 S/ I: s! u  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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6 B* @( d4 U! A6 f2 f Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
+ s1 T6 ?& D: v6 ^  F0 { The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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8 a! Y  r$ V, K; K A new Redneck law was just recently passed
( Z( h; B1 H$ I1 T When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
3 f/ R, F7 c/ Z and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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0 ~/ R7 V+ B6 l" [- x/ R0 Y A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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