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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ; C$ f: P/ v0 h% ?
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire1 e! W+ N6 Y6 v- u8 `' S
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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) a3 {6 N9 j6 r6 K3 N+ g How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
S+ }3 R' n( h When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."& f* [% F! L+ V3 ?, p
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Redneck Cellar 9 h; g5 H( r; ?& N" j8 V2 y
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
: p& n' A) u9 @/ ^/ W4 z5 f It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
0 v& C' H/ {1 g 1) The DNA is all the same, d/ C9 `4 s7 M- y7 Z
2) There are no dental records% L7 a. v" {+ ]+ q }/ T/ {
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Redneck Mailbox$ o" t+ R0 J4 s0 x7 Y
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! X. N( s I3 Z- `0 Z Who invented the toothbrush?
' _; g, ^' T0 R A Redneck!!
6 l: w. ~5 Y2 b5 m' u( i! O (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out7 [6 M2 D. |0 B
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?7 T+ g- h; ~' z& s
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
: W- Y. F; O" L1 Z/ q3 ]8 I When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?, t3 N) U9 b0 v
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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2 [7 f$ d+ m2 [8 \, s+ V J+ [7 G A Redneck Thanksgiving
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) i- x! I; D+ O& U A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16- Z/ o8 H# a/ z+ _# C! D8 c: {
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .; w( n0 q" d: l+ Y0 { n+ _
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ( Z; z: Q8 e a m* O( n# Q0 d
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( {) i! _$ t! C m* Z! f4 p% p7 I% C That's all folks! 2 @2 @( [6 Z/ R6 H
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