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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 + r6 ^( B) g: h6 `. X8 F+ \0 K/ s
# l: T5 g* D- V7 V" iRedneck Yard Swing. Q7 ?4 q6 t. B0 f$ ^. X% [2 L4 R( H( m
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6 L: @* H* k8 g5 _ w A Redneck passed away and left his entire
5 K: E1 G1 Q/ D$ z& } estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.8 t* O; H: P6 z2 K7 N
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Redneck Cooler
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1 I1 h2 M/ @- f8 M How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
0 X7 Z& d7 M) l# H When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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8 o0 f+ K, W" H; S( a/ `! r Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
/ {+ C$ W' g- r. g6 P It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 7 l; o0 E) @. w' ~$ L+ B, E
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Redneck Limo! o3 x0 P7 g7 ^2 f' F' O1 Y O
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
7 n+ r" j* m" W% x; g, r& C 1) The DNA is all the same
3 B- w' p: c9 i i5 n8 L 2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?' t( Y/ D, h; I ]( G+ v0 {* J9 v
A Redneck!!
6 Z; n5 m" T* V6 R6 h) ? (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)" k- u; R' G+ ]2 \ s# x7 ^% |! b
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8 p6 v: \' i/ n) ^, q! Y8 a5 G Redneck Time Out1 ?0 ~+ y) X$ f1 O5 w5 K6 n0 W0 r
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, T; y0 y! j1 d Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?& {" }# g4 E: t. N3 @- h9 n$ R, Z
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
8 q: U7 m1 Z, t' [6 x When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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- p, e. f3 W H" n5 M- \0 w Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
" r- l U9 N6 `5 z, r: f- H C/ @! X 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'# P! Q! S( L$ N, t
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* \% E! W/ A, }/ o! @& D A Redneck Thanksgiving
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& F; H. _/ m/ {: X9 Q* ] (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16/ L; H4 K1 [* _ ?5 z/ Y
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' / N* W ?5 R8 p
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: V2 X: r0 B2 u, G) ? A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...) O# u- s7 g* d2 D3 `- ^
3 C4 p0 x" J$ `" a4 N4 } That's all folks! 9 v: U8 s2 u9 x1 Z
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