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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 # h4 k+ i) u: W' i9 h* Q
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Redneck Yard Swing8 ?+ n( t% Z( F8 d- B. N) f3 R- A
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
1 V6 N8 G; n$ a3 q estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
: A b) `* q- E3 u& g. l When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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- u) X" A0 O r. f7 u Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ) b6 D7 ~' x: A7 `# E
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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" R( h: h9 b8 Y/ ~ Redneck Limo
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7 S' _1 y" X0 V0 F6 _: _* t6 m' K1 @ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:3 g1 a& [6 R8 q/ c" K4 j
1) The DNA is all the same
' m8 ^7 X& U0 g' T 2) There are no dental records
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! X- }* ]: g! ^1 r Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
) ^% m. @+ _6 O* S4 d A Redneck!!
. c9 u2 P# e, G7 M# i (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
. u# m& r, E3 g6 ~5 p: d The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.0 F0 j0 ^# }4 k! o0 E+ V9 N
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Redneck Weenie Roast : A% |" [. k; _: h" o% i% X
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1 I6 h9 x# |# T A new Redneck law was just recently passed2 [5 F D7 q7 z t, ~9 T2 a) `
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.: h) }! @& }; T$ X# i
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?3 H0 w: E6 C! e
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'. r4 y, }- Q: Q9 z& I9 R# O: t
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" q0 b }% b w: u6 d# C# d0 f: D U% q( m A Redneck Thanksgiving; Z7 `) [9 R; b- r# W+ ^0 A( d2 o
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh... ] c! l. P Z. ~0 g' H
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That's all folks!
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