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Redneck Yard Swing# p! n7 W# ~9 u! p \4 G, v* S) l
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire- L* q e8 l" A& t* C6 L
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.5 Z. Y4 _! H2 [/ U
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& h& f- @' o1 B How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
2 y O5 M* c3 g. r When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."" ^) C1 q. v* Z1 _- _& H
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 2 u( V7 t A: n4 ^
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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( T& r+ b/ B P' { q Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
7 w1 s9 l4 U v1 I 1) The DNA is all the same7 \: {% p' x9 V7 ~4 g( e0 v
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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. l# |: X) h! D Who invented the toothbrush?
; ?( [, i7 W) q; C* O A Redneck!! 3 l4 N' Y H/ |' D1 Y- W2 f+ x
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)( L- e. D' B( P
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Redneck Time Out
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% `9 Z& K. J9 m( k- x Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?1 P8 m8 ~! E, ?9 c( D2 b+ x8 f9 ]
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.- M! m8 R3 o" D0 C8 _% ^( w
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3 u8 x2 y# m9 @: Q Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed2 \2 ]: N8 v/ M0 ]1 U8 {
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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1 v# N- @- {: v* @" D3 I Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
. O i7 b. m- q4 D: m% y$ g0 |& h 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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! B3 y7 d6 [6 m5 [0 Q& { A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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1 F- v; e8 @$ T; G A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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. I* N, B* q' t: u! b and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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: _: d4 W3 j) Q' ]" ^5 x A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...0 t! s. c" X5 P3 {
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That's all folks!
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