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Redneck Yard Swing' y/ u& B8 E7 s/ T6 e; p0 H- Q( e
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8 P& K' k& s4 y( { A Redneck passed away and left his entire; I" F5 m( E; j( d/ o
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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5 M$ u. t% V( e1 \! D, o9 e Redneck Cooler
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6 `9 p- ^ O- _1 e* ^% b0 ]4 f How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
8 v, f @# H: Q9 P When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."* q+ }, t* s3 O3 C4 \
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
( D: u8 A4 g/ @; `8 u, |, F It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. & R u% }$ ^& @
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Redneck Limo
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+ n ^; S! J: ^7 v: y Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:; _& R' v2 a: s0 q5 R
1) The DNA is all the same
; i% E- n- H* c) G# ] 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox3 e% g2 |: ]6 C! J: o7 N# x/ w; A
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+ N5 m* A3 L$ @' Q3 {4 v: ?5 h% D Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out8 _- m0 ]2 t. X f% f9 z; C" ]
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9 i( Z" `% c" Y" M& S Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?1 ~, V9 a+ p' \) ^+ l- l3 J6 B, [
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 A4 ~/ y3 b4 y. v
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2 ` \- U5 Z* S$ V4 c$ R; S: l, c A new Redneck law was just recently passed
' G+ Q( \0 g: A8 Y1 ], W, Y When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?8 ^9 K7 U9 C9 ?7 {) w& O% w: K
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'" c' e) k# u P z4 g+ f
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* o' x% i$ `* {( g0 q' \ A Redneck Thanksgiving0 a1 J$ O, ^5 V6 @8 C
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' " v" |/ n6 k( h9 z% X2 U
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1 g1 a) j( p1 r9 V That's all folks!
: [1 ~( Q- C0 W& z I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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