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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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1 u: `% M2 S" R) O; U" | How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
2 Y# b: f- I8 n `1 C+ M2 [4 Y When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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4 g& J3 T5 n. l) W Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? $ c! \+ I; ^, |# R. M# Y
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. S8 s8 ]5 r, W! u' Q
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:* m2 i# f+ i/ \
1) The DNA is all the same
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Who invented the toothbrush?) K/ }9 B( z5 G. |
A Redneck!!
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3 m% X8 A* N' V, Q Redneck Time Out2 l: C$ z8 x' S0 h$ Q& q8 M9 o0 C
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?" t# e. [' d! b4 E. P
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed. P, c7 g7 I/ M$ ^6 V
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.# G1 a( C8 Q$ d) t
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?" w2 I5 Y" h1 E
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)* d4 o' \/ N" }- M( U# w4 w
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 166 }/ }0 d1 y/ Y \7 r; @6 C
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . ./ L- o9 p! W( d7 v2 f- \
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...4 g' V3 _6 i3 G: T8 F0 z0 w! v4 F
* c: D9 p- o7 W# g8 n3 F That's all folks!
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