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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ' L5 Q; G, ^# f6 U
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
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Redneck Cellar , @6 n+ R$ l' F6 _6 W
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 0 J4 j7 _- k. f
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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A" e( K3 o1 D" ]! n Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
. Z% a9 b+ Z2 J) x4 D* P3 x7 M 1) The DNA is all the same
1 y$ z8 G4 i3 o9 }8 o 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox9 v9 j# x# }! t
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Who invented the toothbrush?; y, {( y$ E9 d# n3 Z- w# f
A Redneck!! ( M8 E \" M. c
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)0 e5 ~* Y8 s4 l, A, x& S0 Q0 M$ F
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Redneck Time Out
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' c4 R- T6 p$ c& T/ \( W2 u! C1 y Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
+ r1 `! ?/ r+ B! k& P The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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$ l7 D$ N8 h& @4 l8 m9 E* V' | A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?" K# n& i# i/ y
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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, u, Q0 e8 Y; R9 B7 s% L (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)2 Y# t& b" L8 S- O0 a$ z- Z0 z
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16( T5 ]1 u N, }( b
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
! Z k9 D& k/ Y9 @+ n2 m and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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. a4 g* N, A) C' C5 E. C/ I That's all folks!
' Y9 x1 F9 [/ z) C/ q7 _/ F: x I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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