Redneck

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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. \& L8 D6 j/ E: h When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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% ]* M1 I; g1 [8 w9 z. y3 D' l Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
8 Y- V% }9 n2 O  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
+ O5 J3 J% T* p  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
+ Z, _4 q8 W9 O) H  z. z" V4 D    A Redneck!!
8 f# o5 B. k' k# x+ { (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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2 [) w7 E* |* T: x) u$ G+ ]7 h Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
. }0 y# l, F3 A The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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# l+ s6 b0 [' K1 q  ]2 a7 b) q A new Redneck law was just recently passed
2 o4 C+ [6 P: k  j; L) o! @ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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6 R- ]3 Z, y- a8 q. ` (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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$ X  x3 O1 s; d' K( y         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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/ p; h; x  s: K9 d3 B3 k  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25