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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
! }( a( q! I7 h! J% O' b7 M 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
0 l! F" S+ `/ K3 P" `2 f 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
6 D- Q" J) k, E# L( { 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
/ o" j+ f9 P" C. w/ Q2 B1 B( Q0 L 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
* m+ n3 m9 v( c6 x' }; e! h students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
; n3 |+ ]& J2 q5 `# w  N3 T me: chemistry. . .
; o8 s6 I% x: n& T/ F+ ]3 Q6 F4 R 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
  ^5 _) a1 `& H! l; N 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
! r- }/ A' o: V4 D( \5 e& d' | 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
2 g% K6 m: U4 ^* C8 \3 b. ] hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
% x# d7 b0 K$ Z" a. P# v this time, a players on the answer in the.
' ^! I* E. G- S6 O, }% a host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
% u- \' w3 ]$ t7 y$ Y2 O8 g 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
13, when the school
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
( e* g0 l  u. a. n- K2 [# O I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
& M! m0 n/ Q' f4 q2 ~ 15, one bedroom
, R5 r- \+ c( [ students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
/ p9 ^  C  N! N" |6 P0 F results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
  p: |+ T& d( G 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
" H" e, D* T% f0 c0 n 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
( }# B2 [- R5 [  Q; V( M2 k! s' E& L0 a 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
% w/ U+ |2 p- M, E- c 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
5 w; |# K# \+ s8 q/ M 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "