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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar % W5 {( D. J; X( H; `
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
n4 T* j/ i0 K" n% w/ A2 s! s% a 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 3 E1 K7 x/ M; }. a; v6 k
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! . P3 q$ |4 @: X4 n
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
% o. X3 L1 B1 m" F) D- ^ 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
& a2 m; Y. l% s students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 8 j# {) O8 j2 g; g. z
me: chemistry. . . * [* M, X$ _+ w5 s2 [9 X) u0 I
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
9 l! U2 |4 I+ d* Z9 ?+ M 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. % Z% x, ~3 e0 X" U9 }
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. * n" }4 a1 |/ p5 K
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 0 r% w! s6 D" G) Z. m
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. " x4 i; {. [. I# y
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
6 \) h1 S2 f! v, e then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
4 {! b/ M @$ f& g } this time, a players on the answer in the. 7 q: q: r M1 w9 Q! k
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 2 }; M3 j5 M6 G, s
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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' a( v& P. `9 {8 F% R( a2 k+ j day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ") w- ~ o; r# R
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
. H3 Y6 o @8 k you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
{' L# M1 K @: t% I7 I/ c 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "4 d8 [) d6 |7 F# ~- L
15, one bedroom / R9 O& {8 X; P3 I: X$ R! `4 E
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" $ j$ q' ~5 O. |& O$ |* `
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
& H/ e) D" R$ l0 w4 \: d 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 5 a+ I, b' p/ y
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
6 V$ Z% A9 |6 k3 @9 |9 g& n2 N8 J 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
, e$ I' q/ G: |( q/ p 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . & t9 I- O% L5 q# r1 h8 d* R A
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. * r3 w5 V+ V s0 j
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
% A: s3 N1 n# U# y! X, K 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" % W1 ]; _7 E& B0 J0 M
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
" K+ L4 T1 ~% v1 R; v5 I2 @/ ^) A 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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