Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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+ e/ L3 ~' V4 x: KDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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; Z& h% c# P3 G! QA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

7 N, h) x* r+ H; h: \. p' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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. v/ M  P. L# Q5 w; N! w0 M; v, J'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

1 K0 \; v1 A. z* J5 x& f+ ]! G  O'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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) L- z7 Q7 L2 R3 U6 W'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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7 G  o( {# g- v& E2 I9 LThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

+ ~  j: J, R' m$ l7 y  c' B' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

, z6 Z  ^4 L0 X( e- f'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

5 q& a/ a1 u* I  A* W% ~9 [# ?Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
4 _3 e7 ]% c; I6 ?: F'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
, @+ l# F- Z# D* W* Q'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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4 _1 u* f$ Q* y- ]9 HIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller