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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' T$ Q( Q2 P- U8 p9 o3 K. ~! t/ `
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 4 W& l2 o8 S. Q! M6 L* I
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
3 }, y2 |; a* ?4 d6 U'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says, 3 u- ^! e# F' Y
'How much do you weigh?' 9 Y& g/ `# u% N: i0 K
$ ?+ ~8 ^' a" ^( |3 _ H'Now really,' the mother says,
, Q( a8 y, [! i& f5 E: Y g$ T* ~'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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* o8 `3 E5 V6 U E4 IUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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+ |, g' z+ z J6 P* _) vThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 0 G2 b5 g, u: W# K; P: z
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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8 A5 l/ v7 Q4 x/ L'Well,' says the friend, 0 \( u" S+ w* o7 T0 e9 ~
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 8 l0 n( x+ b; w V
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ' m1 P# |: ]* \6 u) q+ U" \
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' : S, G8 X$ z6 E' e6 j! h6 C. a& w
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The mother is surprised and asks, 4 o2 {" B6 Q% Q% | r' O
'How did you find that out? # I' J$ E; l2 H2 E" I
. P7 o( J+ b3 {'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
7 k+ o3 b9 L/ v) T3 B5 {9 ?'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ) Z+ u* Y# f' I5 }& g o; j
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' , N) a. |- {9 _: ^0 {- y
7 J; y! c! c7 s'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'. u6 v M4 f M8 N1 l- d0 i
$ n) z3 n" D9 y& o% P'Because you got an F in sex.'# C" ^( ?+ h3 p' D3 z2 g/ n9 X0 t
, r3 l6 }( Q7 KIf you see someone without a smile today& V( k* F8 m4 P
give them one of yours |
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