Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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- b$ `8 p" H4 k6 V'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
7 }" n% o! c+ l'How much do you  weigh?'
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# t2 Y) w' a5 k4 x* e/ h$ \& n9 v& a'Now really,' the mother says,  
  s% C9 k8 d: K) w; B'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

+ m, {7 G$ C- c/ p9 L# ^0 mUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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( _8 [$ Z2 r, i8 \9 m2 b% FThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

  q' ~1 _& `. p' q' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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/ _2 W5 D  l7 Q# P  a  q& r'Well,' says the friend,
7 v8 V/ z" k% _  U5 O+ a6 M'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

9 Z8 ?; r. u0 G7 E6 A; H3 n2 bLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
! B; Z: H( ^0 j' ~8 ]/ I, Z% k& X'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller