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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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发表于 2010-3-3 12:10 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' T$ Q( Q2 P- U8 p9 o3 K. ~! t/ `
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' 4 W& l2 o8 S. Q! M6 L* I
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
3 }, y2 |; a* ?4 d6 U'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says, 3 u- ^! e# F' Y
'How much do you  weigh?' 9 Y& g/ `# u% N: i0 K

$ ?+ ~8 ^' a" ^( |3 _  H'Now really,' the mother says,  
, Q( a8 y, [! i& f5 E: Y  g$ T* ~'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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* o8 `3 E5 V6 U  E4 IUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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+ |, g' z+ z  J6 P* _) vThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. 0 G2 b5 g, u: W# K; P: z
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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8 A5 l/ v7 Q4 x/ L'Well,' says the friend, 0 \( u" S+ w* o7 T0 e9 ~
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  8 l0 n( x+ b; w  V
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, ' m1 P# |: ]* \6 u) q+ U" \
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' : S, G8 X$ z6 E' e6 j! h6 C. a& w
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 4 o2 {" B6 Q% Q% |  r' O
'How did you find that out? # I' J$ E; l2 H2 E" I

. P7 o( J+ b3 {'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, ) Z+ u* Y# f' I5 }& g  o; j
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' , N) a. |- {9 _: ^0 {- y

7 J; y! c! c7 s'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'. u6 v  M4 f  M8 N1 l- d0 i

$ n) z3 n" D9 y& o% P'Because you  got an F in sex.'# C" ^( ?+ h3 p' D3 z2 g/ n9 X0 t

, r3 l6 }( Q7 KIf you  see someone without a smile today& V( k* F8 m4 P
give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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