Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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- M4 M* ^) F$ M  }* K, x% V- q1 x# ?A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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, L, g- K6 A% y' L8 B2 X$ j'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
6 c7 C+ ~5 g5 Z  g0 f. j& X8 Z8 B: w'It's not polite.'

/ }5 F+ `- v' p& i'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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8 z4 \. A' {9 W  l% L% j4 T'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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7 l$ X( V$ M( P) }6 f8 Y& U# GUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

+ l4 ~/ v4 L) y: E1 S* \" tThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
& o4 B- O+ N/ Z' p) c/ F# n& w'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! F: I6 u4 m  K; A4 ?) |It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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, B2 u3 W$ ~( pLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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7 V& L7 K, r5 JThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

" m3 j: H6 Z4 v1 x0 Z0 m'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

( I0 i1 ~& m/ H7 T5 ~The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
! m- I. S. ?  K3 \* u$ m3 s'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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" U6 B/ f! _9 V8 H9 x'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
, t5 N/ H/ a* ^4 y'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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/ ?, X" S% Y* L3 `'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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) h2 o) D' L. U) U/ F4 DIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller