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% ~1 w0 f, n8 ?Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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3 O% Q; C, a. ]0 N'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. * P; j5 t2 m6 u, i" v9 C# {4 J
'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
) J, Z, P6 B0 Q- k0 U* ?'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
5 A6 v; [! I/ R1 l4 o/ \4 ^'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' $ ~( _9 `4 M L+ q e7 W m
8 b) R+ r. d+ g l+ ZUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 3 S8 O* {+ T! w$ j
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 8 K' s% _, n! @+ q# i6 [$ C
/ x8 n0 n9 R7 }6 X% PThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ) @, N4 b6 }/ A7 {) [1 d4 m
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'Well,' says the friend, 9 o) g) f5 U1 q# s5 o: N5 Y9 A
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
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8 d# ^ ?( h4 ?% [Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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# A! `% j$ Z, d: PThe mother is surprised and asks, + x* w9 K8 K, d) K& q
'How did you find that out? U) M2 v) w' ~) U4 u; ?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
- F) U1 X2 S' k6 d6 t( p'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 0 W. K' A7 |% g, @% f1 _3 `0 K4 V
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 7 o) x, U2 P: i. e! z8 H# l+ b8 Y, y5 b
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'. U" h$ }/ T+ J5 F& m
0 H0 O/ Q4 ?( }7 R. G'Because you got an F in sex.'" T! Z$ `* t+ M. |( {. g# |
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