Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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2 l# F, E$ D8 ~Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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6 g5 O) z) `" I' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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$ w+ L+ J  e4 Y. m'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
: ^. Q. w1 @- j. P' X, \3 j'It's not polite.'

9 h* U) v' z2 V'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
  g+ r* ^$ R* u6 F* b9 w9 y6 X'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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, c% A# x" M; ^'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% `- U" l) \. aThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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5 v7 R7 `& F2 `* s  B' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

0 U& A$ K$ k( v1 \( P+ g0 Z'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

  I5 d. p8 |4 T7 R& P8 \3 M! e2 ~5 yLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
9 |5 |3 q3 _8 O" n; B; d'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
6 ], k1 E% I2 l! U( S'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
2 V, l( ?2 g3 pgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller