The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
+ K1 n" \! h) W* K, W" w   home at $7000 per month.

3 p4 B0 a, t1 A- n- Y    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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. D+ K9 I5 H% {% M. O! Y$ _9 G  b   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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: z0 f- d& b) h0 U    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
7 h, ?- P1 Z" B  i% u- a' P2 q! H, e: N   I joined a health club last year,
# I, ]; v; ^) t# {    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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' z2 h! |% S) q6 Z9 i6 l8 G   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

: n+ W. }. w; s8 {, {1 {8 G    The advantage of exercising every day
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) ?% L5 U( y$ ~. _1 H    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
2 _; N6 t" P9 F! M) t( B) _  start with a small country.
   
- x) Q6 W/ H0 d+ H% Y   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND

4 r4 }0 m$ h2 P* g5 V: ]    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
9 L+ g$ B. t; U5 D1 I- i( _    I just find a Happy Hour
( w6 d$ K. T) I   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.