The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
6 M2 Z( C2 ~4 l9 S4 G   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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0 A9 L8 @  V/ W    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
, E" z! C+ n) @9 X    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
/ L4 }9 X* X1 P7 f    especially when they are taken
( e5 \# m2 I6 j3 g$ M3 Z  t# u% l    by people who annoy me.
  
2 v3 ]" k* E1 D: q5 _9 l, f   The only reason I would take up walking
! y1 \9 u9 |# d* L# U    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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# ?- a) K- U2 k# _    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
! d) e: V) _6 A$ o! p% n; ]1 ~+ W    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
0 m* t6 U9 i/ W4 s    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
4 M3 `( {) T+ _1 z6 F    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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/ H8 x+ h1 l4 Z. ?    The advantage of exercising every day
& \: _! p7 |& R! q1 |% S5 ]  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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# t0 M- A) D" q* V   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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5 Z& N+ P6 U8 J3 }4 u3 b   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

+ C3 J/ [& R: ^: V7 n  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
4 i6 O; e# _7 O. J    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
* r( Z4 j5 j* z2 a( C" C" x     about how I look,
7 Q: r) _( {/ Y    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.