The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
6 m* e" s. _: n: c8 E1 H' {8 n    five miles a day when he was 60.
1 Q3 N$ f2 X/ P' [' K    Now he's 97 years old
3 r) s3 c% R( ]    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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- V7 i6 m4 k7 w, M9 @9 h2 d# B   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
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8 w- g: r, z, O    I have to walk early in the morning,
! M1 t: O  q$ U# q, z8 ~    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
+ u8 G/ R1 ]) ~    spent about 400 bucks.
; O2 j4 P: K- p. O/ Y. E' ~9 ^    Haven't lost a pound.
; z8 b% g8 P% I3 ?1 g8 x, s    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
+ j2 K" }8 x# T. i! i$ {- n* Q6 o1 p( ]   I do have flabby thighs,
. F1 Z* F( y8 F: T    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
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# D  F2 a, l3 f0 N8 w8 c    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

" U+ q6 y/ L6 `  We all get heavier as we get older,
" A% v( t' Z1 ?$ o, d. D: ?! X    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
: ?+ ^% _$ Z) u% r    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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- I+ S2 T; ]) t( e0 u# X    Every time I start thinking too much
5 w+ j+ l: O& M- M2 d$ _: W     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
& F* w) u( S8 P    I look just fine.