The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
. I5 `+ C. F8 u, _  b2 l0 q   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
6 j, o! a2 g' k; p   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
$ c4 Y" Z/ e5 _  d1 ~6 ^" I& k: v   I like long walks,
) `3 N6 ]) M" |5 P# l" ?6 w% y  }    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
- D/ k. h4 f( b$ S. r3 \    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
* [" Y# j/ u8 X/ {4 i6 C/ W) V    Apparently you have to go there.
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6 b2 H$ K8 P: ~% X9 ?- w! W- v   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
- W; l( j0 a0 \! `( ?, h    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
. b8 j  V* W8 f& \    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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* t6 n0 c, ]" S! R4 E' k! v3 n   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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2 u) a( ]$ x- |4 d   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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; ?' [  F& }! o$ @$ n1 u! `3 d+ q- z  We all get heavier as we get older,
8 V" _: }5 J; J6 z    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Every time I start thinking too much
; ?2 Z- m/ n* m     about how I look,
) y9 F; K8 n, u. R* V: G% \    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
8 z9 O  Z# h/ P' }9 e    I look just fine.