The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
+ H2 w+ X- L* S8 `# V' ~* M   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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/ E% x1 s+ Y  _, ]! K( r    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
0 I; P1 N  I/ ~6 B& |   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
, P$ \4 }# ?# Z+ C0 T6 ?7 _    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
8 h$ X3 \' [6 h1 S, C+ ^   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
* J+ h/ H% w$ ?* f    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
7 O& Y" B' m4 t    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

  O1 t9 g  g$ ~+ M7 U    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
: U5 `( I( I9 M6 @7 ]4 A$ a   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
; s# z3 g/ Z7 S" S! w  start with a small country.
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: [# y& _- N# _4 t   I know I got a lot of exercise
6 i( i' t  j5 X* t' B4 ^) p9 g    the last few years,......
" E" O% K" V7 N! ^    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
! c, G% I. x& B! v+ N    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
  m# j* ~9 F) D" P- f5 s7 ~. [9 |   and by the time I leave,
6 y: t5 g' ^+ ?$ C* u, N4 p* h0 E    I look just fine.