The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
; ~- Z7 P0 _+ P' r% e8 K5 I& _   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
: H' k! Q9 J2 t" t% d4 e   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
6 k, f; j5 t% ^    five miles a day when he was 60.
% b0 h) c* N7 o2 h* W6 X3 b    Now he's 97 years old
1 q* s  L1 i1 e' J" U9 D    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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+ m5 m. `$ e2 A. d5 d   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
) _. N- B5 N) p& c- ^# ?9 R    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
1 R) U0 ?. X3 n5 `! t    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
  F5 F% v" `+ Z" e1 o   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
3 A) _3 L1 h$ z* y    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
6 q4 E8 h2 b) H: P   I know I got a lot of exercise
, k" x# q: }7 V- [    the last few years,......
+ v  q$ u' O' A3 Q    just getting over the hill.

. m, a+ L# h- u0 F0 L- L+ q8 g  We all get heavier as we get older,
4 ?( i( B+ f% u: ]    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
6 R2 d. l' j/ M7 c' r8 |    I just find a Happy Hour
& {; [- G, Q; o. Z   and by the time I leave,
1 A  X0 Z+ y, s8 B: T/ b    I look just fine.