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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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# N: J i0 Q0 c) \' Y2 aand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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- E+ Q3 m) }4 {4 ]$ v Q0 ~After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
+ p. ^# ~/ |+ Q& Vcourage to say something to the big Indian.8 f( J! P. \5 q! K6 r, X t
8 D1 N* S6 n& X7 J! p- ALeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
" g7 |) ~& q" }( @- ~At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
: H4 v1 q, q( @( G# A. Zsmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.0 X) D7 B& C; n% p
! l9 j" I5 L- r" z3 F, ~' B3 THe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
( B0 l H3 o& H9 u; S' o. ~& h9 Pbruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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" O) z: z! K, SAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he1 X1 q; N) O! p) w s
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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