Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
/ }; y& g% s9 H6 ]& WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ j9 p7 b6 w9 mTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
# p! Q* d4 s, p  T2 [/ }! C$ EHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
! d% s( w. W( ^) t3 ]9 m0 f! d7 c) HSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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; i# }1 {3 N! U  u% l6 I- w% UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
+ h' H+ L  k0 a0 t  H+ w' DHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 X; L; V: K! FYou are welcome.