Male or Female?

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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
! Y* Z. ]$ ?; H: m2 i3 _- WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

- m0 a9 y0 F, \They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
* C6 x* K+ w1 ]- J( `) H0 U/ ?5 }$ eHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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  O* @' ^& M! @. x! X7 V: l: i7 m# ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
5 u" d5 `1 |4 a3 Z& _6 d* W* BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: P  i9 g; i3 ~7 p+ r2 U: j1 L  c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 V0 b) D& t8 {4 h8 s& OYou are welcome.