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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 9 v& ~$ ^7 K6 z( `( j; ]
Here are some examples:   3 |. G  @, S8 j
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ E" K' v/ E$ W9 V: n/ h9 @9 V
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% w% S* a$ Z1 H+ @
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.# @. `6 |3 Q  d% K( q
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.( ^5 D; l6 G, k- m( T6 v* h7 w% K) g
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.7 m0 N1 H0 l3 L0 Y5 o4 Y
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& `7 j& r- X4 M/ ^6 c0 g5 D7 [! g
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。& b4 q; \! m! C
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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