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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ^; Y& V. Z O- \; B9 u( b# F
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. W h6 c4 o3 ]! x4 T
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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( j9 \6 T: W2 w$ E. iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, T. b4 o; z, lTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ I( F8 w' F+ n
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.! R, P! x0 Z, m+ L
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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0 c7 _" S4 F/ y& U6 }: [: r8 _% X) u6 dTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: j1 {* a' C5 f3 w* Q
; i9 U$ U8 R8 AHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.* x7 Y, z4 z$ `' }6 P
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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