Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
  Z0 A+ c( b8 X& A4 Y5 r6 N5 N/ zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; M+ E6 {; E/ z0 G7 ETIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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# }3 z8 f. L: A; VHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 ~3 n& b* ^& k. }& M8 USPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
5 z5 K% E; d7 v% Z8 ~; QTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
3 M# p# T% c) V) G/ F  W/ S: _% }& JEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
' g& e( B9 Y+ j$ ]! zTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 t" U% `) h; b3 |8 g4 M# r6 |You are welcome.