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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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; x- |5 M( E: @- o; x" G"Mary... Mary...." 9 x# ]$ m( A9 O2 q
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"Is that you Fred?" # [' \/ S1 ~' [" y$ I( H2 r& J
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." : X& V9 I% k& B" Z0 p( L
- w1 n) f3 R: x, Y) L& w2 F1 v: _"What is it like?"
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! |6 z/ Y6 O9 S( q+ m5 t6 f8 ]"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : u; ~, [) s5 `( v% W# b
9 i, r8 | H: ?" B"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 5 ^ \/ x6 h- j5 U# x1 e0 x
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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