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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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1 b2 j \3 B% Q$ g"Mary... Mary...." # V8 ~, C3 i5 {3 f9 ~. Y
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"Is that you Fred?"
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) m9 e2 b1 y3 @"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 7 _# L" B1 p' L) W
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"What is it like?"
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% B) K8 p3 g( Z" A0 J; P0 h"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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3 {+ B2 _- q. H/ i- t) S"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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