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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 9 j$ c) b! g- j: N4 x$ h# i
: v- p4 O: ~5 A' B8 J9 R v" E"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 1 Q: u" p! c1 F8 ?8 M' ~. f. k
% ?* N1 {. y% M& J( D; v2 z, ]"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." & m/ a8 n @0 J( ]+ [: ~4 p
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"What is it like?" . R8 Q6 i- B* a- Q% H$ S
, Z: `* C7 ]4 F+ U0 ]! p1 ` P"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 3 D) u8 ]( h# f" u; ]3 z
; d$ L# m7 M: f) L9 ~"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." : X& `: M' T- v p* t t* u: X; Q
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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