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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 9 L5 H' J5 w8 J, i; x) J1 w
/ c1 o% U6 K& L8 C h! i"Is that you Fred?" 0 n6 r* H! Y, K8 O$ [2 r
8 T8 r9 A) e6 b"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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/ G0 }3 ?, h* o, X"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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% b" S7 M# |. X- m* I! Y"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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