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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ O9 G( l4 b' e* }" V- v: N
: ~: v3 ~ p/ }7 Y"Mary... Mary...." 0 `' ]1 s8 r1 x# P1 |' ]+ w
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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2 v( C# z% Z+ ~7 J"What is it like?" 9 B( {- z6 a, `- J/ d5 c
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " " ~3 W4 q7 A) d
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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