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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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* ]- C- G3 J3 N% c% r0 i"Mary... Mary...."
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* `6 ?4 s; R9 S"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 7 ?0 R# u) q8 g, q: j+ x2 H2 n6 B% u+ d
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"What is it like?" 0 ~8 s, E1 N$ D/ K
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 4 x* m- b$ A% J* v+ q6 y
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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