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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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+ Y/ X o9 _ k7 R"Is that you Fred?" . X' r4 {! B1 D* V6 D7 y
2 ^ T4 x$ M; R& ?9 \( G# K"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ' s3 f1 @. i( n
' ?0 N9 s* ]* {5 i$ }+ o$ |"What is it like?" 9 z6 v' s1 R& F& V$ ?8 o
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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