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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 2 u4 x0 i. I5 O/ h4 L
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"Mary... Mary...." 2 q9 c. _( U+ e# r! }+ Y
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 k8 K: w) x D2 l2 v
4 H1 K% ?9 B8 y* `7 u"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 3 b( W4 w* }; e0 m
3 Z. m0 H) ?; I& z! v6 O2 W"What is it like?" 1 y) I* V: c3 M6 G# `
0 I: g! T) p9 r- f"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " / J6 r: s3 s" O$ Q9 z$ m( e0 `
& v9 K0 H* E& Z! y. c"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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