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Husband of the year
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5 S# o. O% o4 a/ H( K2 o3 m! S4 MThe honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... U/ c' e4 U8 I b" z( O. q& X" s( O
) }0 D+ ?8 I1 h0 k* f/ p0 TThe United States of America
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, ^- S; W: q8 V! \9 |$ Rbut 3rd Place must go to...' t2 h$ e* }2 E+ v
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* L' J3 Z. H, Z* |5 UGreece / H( Q: ~# w6 W1 v. R% \- o$ a' C/ @
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 7 M3 ]4 c; S4 q# {' R) k
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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r5 n1 t$ @1 b$ ~4 P. S2 AThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ' B; L+ Q! D& C" v* o
holding her hand....2 l4 C9 Q9 u* y8 j, @+ Q
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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& S3 e/ G( b1 v& J- {Madam has Adam in it; + ]/ C( S) W) v0 S+ D, a3 }
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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) s$ e0 S P* Y; N0 d" e" w8 xI never looked at it this way before:
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M) r5 I! t/ O! l2 k' JEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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6 H/ M5 N4 S1 T/ e& t4 p. t. bMENtal illness9 X7 {( e7 w; t7 C$ {6 i
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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AND
" G+ n4 j3 _: D/ Y, RWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 5 x1 [0 k8 O( V _5 R5 i+ T
6 ?" L) L# U* v8 ^/ gRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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