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Husband of the year
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The honorable7 [$ `& y7 N# X# D2 i
mention goes to:
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" ~; s2 Y8 G& z# LThe United Kingdom : `( w4 ?8 v7 a7 F
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: n0 |) v8 `% K4 i4 S! `followed closely by...
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The United States of America 4 v# A! ~0 a" n& n+ K1 i
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Poland2 C0 Z u7 E- Q' p" \! ]6 f& f% n

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! w5 Z) U% w# T* M9 i) Z) mbut 3rd Place must go to...* g* f6 {8 |$ @% J1 l1 N
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... , ^4 ~" k+ n0 I7 N
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. + Y. {: G! D6 J1 ~! J
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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* Y+ d& v4 x _* i# A$ y8 B: IThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even : w1 z) k' x; c" v/ e5 T/ q% Q
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; 4 ]! v. }, @0 T* o' O1 I4 I+ E
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
) l8 H2 k' }( ]! xFemale has Male in it;
% k% |( H" o- m7 uShe has He in it;
3 e( L: |% y% x+ P( S, SMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 2 c& g/ r& X( H. H
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness7 L- `+ I! @! r4 Z) T! L
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MENtal breakdown / K7 }% c' g$ }( K x
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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