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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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+ ? z& R3 z5 WThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by... 6 g; C- Q' k4 }
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The United States of America
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Poland2 M6 \( Q$ q5 r' b& R; @6 p4 [, k4 v
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3 E4 U7 c2 z3 B4 X Q5 kbut 3rd Place must go to...* C# a G- n$ H- p6 b2 H* a5 m: X. h
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Greece
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" a& K3 A; F$ F9 ?) yit was very very close but the runner up prize * X" G+ n! u5 \6 @: [7 F8 A) }
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Serbia
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" C. P& I! e( N$ g. j3 Ybut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. " L1 q" L4 f1 }5 O% y5 X
8 R, R% N9 I7 K0 I( h4 yIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.- V: Y" m. m2 l' |5 r. {: {' D! T% ?6 ?
5 f0 ]$ f; z' i0 d) YThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 4 _. z* m3 t5 v3 a4 F0 J
holding her hand....+ ^' ~7 q7 \+ _2 T& R
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. u0 J B7 T) t8 b) N0 \Woman has Man in it; & |& {7 E1 H, d1 n2 d
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
# E- L* a( i3 \3 y' t& M2 p, ?Female has Male in it;
" O. S. Y( _9 T5 N1 q- i- IShe has He in it; 4 f5 e* w: N) G$ f' d" y
Madam has Adam in it; . H5 _" L! r4 B s. U! h
: n0 ?- h2 b& X) S* j) n& a9 S/ T! |Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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7 ^' I! u% D. u: ~! L; JEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness
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MENopause
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AND
6 X; S" q8 y1 ^5 B2 G' `# sWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 5 q E1 n3 `; ~. D
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You7 \# }8 b, D; ]2 }4 _
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