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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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3 U# N) r$ \& w6 d( e- }. k! V/ b8 MThe United Kingdom
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: H$ b; k" s8 Y+ J3 V/ Z- _6 v/ e Zfollowed closely by...
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The United States of America 4 J% [$ [4 o# a! P
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...( a2 g7 R1 D2 T6 n6 f6 A
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Greece ) U% K& C5 a: T& t) L$ T+ P
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, w# q' o9 F: H0 m- rit was very very close but the runner up prize # T/ y0 M5 j: D* |1 _( t
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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( a6 X. `" l8 h8 RIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish." C; d' t. \! k& j7 ~
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even & W, K F9 U9 ?: q. q y# w/ b4 x
holding her hand....
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1 T1 |) U/ R% m2 X0 tWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; 7 `: H2 O+ Z3 L# F
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ! E8 I; o4 Q# ?% B9 N( S# h2 y) }. [& @
" r% d+ h( N% xI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness8 ?; A3 ]# K" H( @( \* B4 d
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MENstrual cramps " Z, N2 x7 h( K7 e- R
MENtal breakdown 7 | n3 P, ^% T0 C7 c) c- ^
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MENopause
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AND
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