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Husband of the year
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; h6 z9 W+ S! t4 ~4 rThe honorable
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+ v+ |3 ^8 ]' h4 J, Vfollowed closely by... / k& m% y! T4 p& V) ]
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The United States of America & @" e- K& y+ L
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and then...
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! L! \ W+ q' z, ~. Vbut 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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2 M, Y. H8 i! o1 ?4 ]( Iit was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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( v4 p9 V7 @+ g# Tbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. & l# n1 h5 J. q+ w& [' h* J. W
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.) y3 U' R# M3 P/ D
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# T3 x7 j5 I* eholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; ) ^; W& t& V Q$ ]7 k/ X
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
) S( T: l. C( X* E6 VFemale has Male in it;
- t9 k8 p3 }, UShe has He in it;
, u6 a: X7 ~ z5 ]) D( `& l8 UMadam has Adam in it;
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4 D7 `0 i a O: MOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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/ ^. I/ H7 Q0 bEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN? ) E. v* R1 N D. ?% l
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MENtal illness7 m* S! ~4 t- W5 I+ w* }; k: j; c
& i6 E' B8 a) {4 h) U; ?MENstrual cramps
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MENopause 1 L' @$ p1 P" z- \/ a" I
GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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