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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈0 l# f: f9 @2 v1 s3 x
好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem1 z1 G" I8 s- D7 u2 C& N

* y* a) t: C0 N$ GTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house: r# X. _: v8 m
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
6 U/ n/ h5 h+ S5 o) k$ Q% ~% \, |She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,2 f; ~7 R, Z; B8 A. r4 |
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
9 x/ t  p# t$ \6 {8 c& ~( tHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
. k# |. d8 ?; qWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' o( O; ]+ v5 p* OHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,' y: g! ^$ A7 D- B- O7 `/ d
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
0 w2 ]; W. M& CFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
8 |# ^- N7 r6 [* U, ~% e/ ?Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news., G. V! p' g8 X8 I, i
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
$ ^- ~5 S% m& A/ s% D2 g8 V1 E. rWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.' h6 C: S( K9 P: t. o
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
9 \) \& p: p  V: ^1 cTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .. R' h$ A- l( Z$ Y- e
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
! I9 A% c) T8 a( W5 m/ ^"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."9 a- h4 ^' J: n2 _: Y
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,1 {4 _4 f& O* L& P! i
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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