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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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& m1 A5 H2 y" p' _A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"6 y" C9 ]. }4 ^1 h
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! c) Z1 F# y" S1 kThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
' p1 _& X" g) {anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 W+ ]% |- F9 W. G$ _, m! b& _. [
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download: P2 a; W- K' D* t- \ U
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us8 o) V$ @# j: }
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
/ {7 b" r+ \& F( e6 S0 q2 lnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! n8 ]1 B' n' D
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