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Wanna share a joke with you guys:# Y, Z' n" e) W
* `8 n0 a, x) Y0 z: N4 Q5 P: wA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") T1 J( K; A' a: h' n" [0 x" Q1 z- s' [
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( f9 b3 d) k7 p. ?. G; Z* XThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
3 N* k" {; U% l3 n6 aanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' f/ T* K3 g @7 G6 b& G, Y- B
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
* W: `, v4 n4 E8 J6 zWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! . ]9 ^ ?; m7 u, s" K! |% n
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- ]0 t7 U. h0 t1 H& r, V3 @6 @4 lYou'll love this ! + s l$ {7 y8 Z5 T8 a: C% E
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'You have Male!' 0 Q+ d2 @8 Z0 q) u* p/ l
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