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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"4 `: }8 k- o5 L b" O
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. @ Q) p- E: H k) w& N; FThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out8 {, e* A# f/ Z4 J, Y3 i3 u, Y
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' _# o4 Q8 a; E# O
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
4 m ]2 k3 a) GWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download- y* B5 d+ p: [* O5 w% L
from my hard drive.9 N: g9 W2 J% m0 K" d! N! e( V
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2 U* g% |; W& \& FAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
0 p, T2 e* H9 I4 Rhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,( i7 F8 A9 b$ R! g' g$ c; _
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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