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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?". M5 N! m' }# p: M1 @- l
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( C2 b% v# W; k4 Z4 u5 FThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
* |2 g5 {+ K& X! v, i3 Danyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 T4 M2 L3 P3 P' W9 D( V0 S) b3 ^
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download* {( x. H. Z$ p; p, t3 K
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2 S( W9 }2 `1 l& IAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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6 r. A) @/ T0 Y. [4 Onine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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7 |' y' ~. P& J9 SYou'll love this !
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