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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 [, d9 B# U1 y4 J: s
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.9 g) \9 v8 M w) K
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download; P% l% o! D. a9 U7 A2 U {
from my hard drive.3 `; x5 M' G0 w/ e
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us& V7 _5 K4 a: R- q9 h
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
! Q$ k+ {% S4 ]5 @/ @" f9 h& A# Q: dnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! & `% {1 }5 \, y8 a/ @. ~* _ [3 y
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% \# L! F+ N8 MYou'll love this !
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3 c {1 I: t8 s1 P'You have Male!'
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