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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?". M5 N! m' }# p: M1 @- l

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( C2 b% v# W; k4 Z4 u5 FThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
* |2 g5 {+ K& X! v, i3 Danyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 T4 M2 L3 P3 P' W9 D( V0 S) b3 ^
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download* {( x. H. Z$ p; p, t3 K
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2 S( W9 }2 `1 l& IAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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6 r. A) @/ T0 Y. [4 Onine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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7 |' y' ~. P& J9 SYou'll love this !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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- W. r5 x+ E# o7 G$ t$ ~what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny: j" `  q& N' L  Z0 q# s2 s  r: _/ q5 H
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.6 `8 Y0 r4 O9 @9 i1 V% d% `
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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