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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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* _/ c d% Z$ F: }; aA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"4 p* B3 q: N* M0 {
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! T1 y: r" Q: A+ `+ tThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
- ?" d u/ o7 k/ w/ ianyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.$ C1 ~ }) t: \3 Z
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4 \0 A" T) z8 `Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
6 V( w3 | {* \6 m9 bWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:* |7 Z, r) w( ]) g6 B' n) }
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You'll love this ! 6 ^7 T' L9 T% {' Y5 G% ^7 ]
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'You have Male!'
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