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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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! c) Z1 F# y" S1 kThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
' p1 _& X" g) {anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 W+ ]% |- F9 W. G$ _, m! b& _. [
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download: P2 a; W- K' D* t- \  U
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us8 o) V$ @# j: }
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
/ {7 b" r+ \& F( e6 S0 q2 lnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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( H% @2 d% c2 cwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny( _' f- T% u! F8 [
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

3 _; c6 V/ g' k Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
. ~. \; T9 N0 @6 `lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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