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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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2 M9 L% Z' n+ k, \8 _! GA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"8 D/ q3 W, p( E3 y6 R- E
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9 A, z; N$ G" Q$ p: P7 O$ CThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out7 h7 _, p$ g& ?" g U+ q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo., {. L. b8 r2 D1 k" Q8 f3 w3 L2 g
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. z+ |; Q* [) S, f# T: z( _* |" S7 EThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.$ I% k. i" y) ]- k+ b4 a) O8 U
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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. R% F+ u6 H& u4 q: |6 i' \) DAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us/ R- A6 `& L, e* }) t& [3 U
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,' p: u8 V8 Y; ?; Q
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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% Q9 F+ ?' N* j! S, g8 m6 ]: C! c .... Scroll down ! : B# s' c* f' l$ r
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" G) j0 `* G. k4 qYou'll love this ! : @ \/ T( h1 @$ b2 D
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'You have Male!' + N. g/ A @* V! s* Z" _
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