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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"4 `: }8 k- o5 L  b" O
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. @  Q) p- E: H  k) w& N; FThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out8 {, e* A# f/ Z4 J, Y3 i3 u, Y
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' _# o4 Q8 a; E# O

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
4 m  ]2 k3 a) GWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download- y* B5 d+ p: [* O5 w% L
from my hard drive.9 N: g9 W2 J% m0 K" d! N! e( V

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2 U* g% |; W& \& FAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
0 p, T2 e* H9 I4 Rhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,( i7 F8 A9 b$ R! g' g$ c; _
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny( P. T' r7 m: y( `& n& A
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.5 K- h. b; i- {
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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