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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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8 G% ^. w1 |# L. Y6 A8 NA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"# j! W$ i1 G Z- j" _0 c4 I
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
; h2 W5 K* W+ B5 ]. `anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.% Y8 q. q& p0 _
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8 Q# B1 p- [: X; g* N: X3 wThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.% n* f" Y6 q0 M5 a6 c
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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8 B" d. p) M3 w( H" N7 [4 lnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:- n2 c. c6 @! B+ z& |
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.... Scroll down !
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4 r1 _ d* z c; S7 E ?You'll love this ! ' D3 a7 T* ^- I4 M. R
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