A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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9 f* F% f% O9 E) @' m* f' [His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
7 |% B# n  r. r1 ALove,
( ^! [7 R& s; Q1 ~# V& nPapa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
, v- ^6 ]. w8 \# a' f% HDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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8 W6 {6 e, g" n- h3 |6 ^6 f5 k: H) [At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

7 `/ ~" ?+ [% O6 F8 K$ l$ Z/ `That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
2 X+ ]! @( g8 `1 Y+ V2 a' uGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
* c6 F# |2 X. I" B# dLove you,
4 O+ d! o2 t$ C: W. aVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了