A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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+ |- l! N+ y2 h* {His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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7 L# U9 w, H/ O# q8 _& s  F/ b  F+ D% ODear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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1 |  ^; J: V% ]: UDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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  _5 p$ `- _( m3 uVinnie

, h/ A5 N* h( x( w; S, q+ MAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

% }8 Y2 ]8 k' W- n: iThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

6 `" x7 p/ q7 G- W. a8 H. B7 q1 rDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了