A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

% c% {) S. Q3 n9 Z8 h, f; `His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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% `+ n2 ^$ x  V7 E4 C2 D; PDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
; ^, h) ^% e: [, P6 }* OLove,
Papa
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% K. X3 {, t! @A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
; e! v7 m- N  ^1 K, H4 hDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
/ z! k2 R, y) x  J8 Z1 c% I5 ^2 HLove,
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
( [0 d4 e. b8 x: u: u9 E/ NGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
, w, n4 o0 r4 [, \$ BVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了