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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. * y  N8 U# h& e: P  E
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
* y/ k8 l, j. N. f2 G2 cFor their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -' s0 N8 {& v% q) c3 W
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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3 ^7 S/ C- M0 b- S  ]0 bAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  / i4 e# o8 ^) I1 O6 R2 z' j; N" c
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
; ~8 v' }: j* f: k0 x7 ^& W5 AJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -" V! D8 J5 w, g: i3 z8 o+ J4 o  s
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?( G+ }  e. b/ Z
She replies - No., {5 z& Q6 F; ]
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
) F; k- I' \$ `+ w* q# N3 u! GHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
. @6 O2 F2 ^3 fAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -; i* S. G+ y4 f
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
1 X! T: E+ y9 l0 \* D" HHis mom says -  No.    ( u" P: l( _* @1 t
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
9 e- G* B$ N, n9 X6 Z% U. iHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think, B3 Z1 N0 w/ C# [
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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