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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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" P. a# T: e2 f8 U' F+ A3 \! w7 rSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
& e- D$ h2 H8 r5 DFor their first night together.
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$ E* \% ^( ^$ |1 `. e5 M" EIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
8 ]3 x( V# q" _/ b2 Agets up and has his breakfast. ! w7 F& W8 W+ G9 r' o, |* G
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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# ?" |4 ~1 G: E1 X9 N6 w7 KShe replies - No.
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Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.5 _: i: n8 C4 Z- ]3 l
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -: e( u# e8 J6 ^* l* `
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
/ s. D. f- d$ c7 U8 O& B. kShe replies - No.
4 ^% Q; w7 L8 o8 D# HJohnny says - Do you know what I think ?
3 N! v3 g$ E7 k4 bHis mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..
& q: ]! l B: ]" A7 L" k* f$ gAfter school - Johnny comes home and asks again -8 V. Y% a3 g" z9 B
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
7 f" R* q1 a! I% f9 ^His mom says - No.
6 O; m6 q/ {6 Q6 y# K) S4 ?9 YHe asks - Do you know what I think ?
! V- w0 L$ ]% }9 q8 X8 u# EHis mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think: Y5 V/ h& ~; e8 b( @6 X# O
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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