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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
9 ]3 u x0 K3 K& fFor their first night together.
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
7 Z, T2 G e4 I+ D$ m8 u d8 hgets up and has his breakfast.
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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, H9 ~! v, H- e! oShe replies - No. * ]) p- \6 E* o8 s$ T% T; k
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Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?8 M4 y/ v2 ~% X2 H
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
+ i! F. k0 z* n$ c+ y# X. Q# i( zJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -8 l5 f+ o* y8 ?" ? _) h
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?: a. B" V7 \/ x
She replies - No.
4 v6 {5 U t- D0 zJohnny says - Do you know what I think ?
" Z( }7 q4 H0 k3 @His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..
( i# g- ~# ^/ D) V6 U( \# iAfter school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
, ^( B" {8 [, |7 _Are Paul and Mary up yet ?9 r% F8 z' g: Z( s$ v
His mom says - No. 9 |2 g& ?* N$ }4 r6 a1 l2 F) V
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
7 }5 d. i8 ?/ l; I) {9 eHis mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think+ W8 j' W# l# [' {7 ?7 k
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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