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1 K4 W+ Y1 V8 X1 Q7 LDear Mr. President:0 h% ]$ ?9 ~2 W" x: ?7 `) E- `
. c9 o2 O, I: n: U4 g" O( D2 BPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
4 o- R$ m7 ^# `/ g$ V1 u" b' {Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
$ X3 J% H* F' A1 pthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following/ P) O0 V. X4 z- f# L
plan.
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4 O9 e) T9 r6 C7 _8 W! `, ~* {+ pYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:7 I8 _( w' x( g9 r; [2 e! A
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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) P* T. S* V. K/ W$ mPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 b( n( @# [7 n/ s6 }1 H6 e& x
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: w8 w t- E4 W* p! d, @9 p6 E8 R1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -% m7 }* X$ `' v: d4 Q0 Q) x
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
8 C2 m2 X, v% Q' [# N5 D; Y/ c' LAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
3 [% |2 c+ p9 O- ^5 `: ^0 P2 @Housing Crisis fixed.$ O3 g: ^! p$ v0 {9 v1 Q
" N/ P4 |7 |/ SIt can't get any easier than that!- ^% L* s% h( G% z+ l: \
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their* A. z% Q* x# X2 z
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