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Dear Mr. President:0 j& T: S' l0 Q1 |9 V7 j7 O
0 S, J$ m6 a' dPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
( z$ w, y6 I2 G" h+ \& J2 xInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander) g! T& J4 n% i- |2 d
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:! T0 m- c x3 C. o o* v
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the4 K" O7 a1 P. d0 }
following stipulations:0 _& t+ Q" i( J, ]
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -1 O1 ]; ?# u1 Z* i2 Y
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
8 Q2 A9 X& b) l! Q, O! EAuto Industry fixed.( d/ V5 ]5 E! N
3 D% D% m. N/ J C3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-2 n' b6 O1 Z8 G1 r7 v0 F+ W8 M
Housing Crisis fixed., v( ^/ }( T5 J. V. I
3 W/ y" m Z0 LIt can't get any easier than that!
& {$ L4 m- `9 Z3 G+ e, {If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, e0 b! ?8 X3 [$ n; D7 G3 P8 t
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