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Dear Mr. President:
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! N* D' l8 ?' j# v/ sPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
+ _% ~$ B; Z0 C7 e3 t/ }$ R0 SInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander' c% Q- X' x. _' [7 @' J% j9 Q
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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* V# W1 f6 j/ l4 ~/ `You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, H3 P$ y+ g8 }. k6 {
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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3 T; p8 v/ j* I0 K% G1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -7 T; b! I9 {0 F% p( H8 n- S
Unemployment fixed." v# e z. L% R" p& A
4 `. `2 i/ R+ G0 @2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
7 z2 A% W# e3 e3 V1 L: dAuto Industry fixed.
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6 [ g# v5 p( _3 u W* r Z3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& D% i9 [; x5 ?5 v) b, ]2 HHousing Crisis fixed. [. v! Q; `# l" t& J+ O% n' P$ n- W
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It can't get any easier than that!- ^8 K& g @" V G3 V9 G! ]
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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