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& }3 h5 u+ N1 l7 c4 ^9 W9 GDear Mr. President:0 i9 c* r* ^( s6 `& M
1 W+ L- B# L Q- q2 \* }' }Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
) d2 g! v4 l; @6 m; I& gInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander% Q9 I* j: p" ^0 d6 i4 P
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following. t" q: Q6 m1 v: Z2 G% d
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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- ^+ k: G( i+ R6 m+ {There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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" M k% p [9 L& K/ aPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the) B1 a0 Q- |4 M* h
following stipulations:- G$ Y/ m9 y Z/ H. W
# N- @; J! v9 K6 ]( O* p8 r1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" E) R0 n) n u% r
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-9 r1 J) F% Z: g6 G( d H5 e' \
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
$ m, F, P+ w6 a. o& rHousing Crisis fixed.
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$ b0 Q3 P8 G( _; t5 NIt can't get any easier than that!$ [0 J; y7 `) j; |5 Y, m
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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