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4 @* N, G& b* z# k6 @Dear Mr. President:
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5 e% L" z* h9 U! RPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 _/ ]: T$ ~/ s- X: V+ f9 S) ]/ |Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
: \' f c1 v; D5 bthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following$ q2 L3 F, Q( l! f" c
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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; u! f" e; r, Q' _5 h9 \5 F8 S$ hThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; \8 u+ _2 f, H
' a4 G$ ]6 i, qPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the/ m6 P+ Z8 W3 F# c& U1 A( Y
following stipulations:2 ?0 E9 b' o' u9 p
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
4 D. J$ Q6 m4 _4 q5 ^Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 h5 M4 J- _% X: S0 e
Auto Industry fixed.
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) j: s4 W4 z, O( x# \8 b) T& ^- Y3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
- B( i+ q1 @. ]; E% ^& x7 YHousing Crisis fixed.+ M$ j# U! ^/ Z
, c+ q/ K( q5 z \3 X4 IIt can't get any easier than that!
7 a1 p1 S. ?$ [5 d, F2 qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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