一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：

4 @* N, G& b* z# k6 @Dear Mr. President:
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5 e% L" z* h9 U! RPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 _/ ]: T$ ~/ s- X: V+ f9 S) ]/ |Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
: \' f  c1 v; D5 bthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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; u! f" e; r, Q' _5 h9 \5 F8 S$ hThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

' a4 G$ ]6 i, qPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
4 D. J$ Q6 m4 _4 q5 ^Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
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) j: s4 W4 z, O( x# \8 b) T& ^- Y3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
- B( i+ q1 @. ]; E% ^& x7 YHousing Crisis fixed.

, c+ q/ K( q5 z  \3 X4 IIt can't get any easier than that!
7 a1 p1 S. ?$ [5 d, F2 qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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YZSUNNY

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caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光
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好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
$ @# \( s9 t6 m& f- J3 T给我一百万，我现在就退休，

lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下