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6 N6 Q' _/ g! s( u+ NDear Mr. President:
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9 o: ~7 ]9 F: H/ v, B# [" Q+ ^Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.% q3 l) D* F1 k
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander, N# u+ O* x; ^$ u* o
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following) y. |! s. g& M4 J7 d5 |
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:: D4 n, k7 A' t2 I5 s
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; ~+ x6 b7 W5 ~, V3 D% H. w
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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4 ?6 p5 J5 C8 g: y1 {( q$ Y1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -( J: h5 g6 j9 J/ T
Unemployment fixed./ G' \6 ]: \/ X% i3 F- O5 _
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-, D" L c) j9 I5 O: R
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-4 X6 L5 W7 O, Y" T0 n: _* b
Housing Crisis fixed.5 T' p3 P/ ^/ j5 O# d \* v' O
3 y! ]/ y( ]. `4 ZIt can't get any easier than that!
" a" q7 T6 U8 r+ XIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their7 R; L+ e. o) |; P# Z
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