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写给美国总统：9 G: p" y$ C6 G3 j u
. Z" Y5 b: ~% J) wDear Mr. President:
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1 c" p! R% x! |' }- v9 U# S1 tPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
% S# g2 j9 g& \$ a/ ZInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
1 T7 v- Y5 Z* |2 m2 a- Zthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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2 D$ V ?1 i0 \$ v) S: _% L3 j. `3 PYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:6 B+ _/ c$ C a0 P( e) B
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; n2 b* a) \3 n k1 K* D& c( F3 L
following stipulations:
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4 A) @: D. P% ^' ~$ s* ], ~1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -7 ]* P1 o' u+ b+ n5 o
Unemployment fixed.8 T& o' }" l* n m. e7 g1 N* ~
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-; q0 j0 f% [4 @- i, _" w$ s) {
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-) o" W9 U# f, b) w
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
* {( m' X& y7 ?8 ?: sIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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