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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
}1 L- @8 R# `6 ]) I H$ DInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander" D: i2 x2 l, d& F! o& U
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following% {$ Y3 M1 Y& Z2 e3 Q
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:9 W& E% Z; y: I2 Q) u, h
5 g ?( |1 x6 H/ [* D; jThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.& R9 N+ k( ]% {
, r2 s' p( W$ l% P1 d5 ~* m" OPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -* f) t1 D7 s/ c
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-, n2 W# M' Z4 @- l( ~+ |8 y$ h7 N
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-7 ]+ E4 q/ d% d A! \, G5 p
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
; O3 ~5 r/ n6 r6 u yIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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