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写给美国总统：' q5 [4 s% g% k- `) E
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Dear Mr. President:
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D) [% b+ m- g2 P5 fPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.2 ] _( p& R: q) \. L
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander/ U/ a$ C N6 [6 B
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following5 c/ ?1 _2 o5 i& q0 m/ _/ e3 T
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5 [" C% Y( O6 r9 ? I5 h' m) l4 @ EYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 R' i5 o+ X5 v& O# S
! j$ M w% o" n2 f: ?& x. E( aPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the* F- a# L l. ~3 t% m$ r" L
following stipulations:0 s) `% E! m% W; X
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
J2 h# X: Z' v4 w' E" ^5 A+ C; nUnemployment fixed.0 }/ X5 A; U2 c. L; E# b3 G
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-3 P2 l/ u; H- @0 T" g _) W; @
Auto Industry fixed.6 ]+ H7 p9 D; h9 E* o& z! a' V" |! h
) }* l% S. I) o% I" {. }3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
8 p I M+ u7 F$ ^+ o. K) pHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!: r% C# ^7 i `* l
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their/ q: h$ C$ E/ T% m4 R
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