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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"- b# w4 G; T- C+ X3 p/ k0 m4 P
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."6 l6 I& p4 |. |* D. {
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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" M9 x: j# J2 n" S' i8 o& X"My granny."
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: S: P* i& ~. J3 n' a9 b6 \"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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" l. c8 f6 j( t"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 2 q: k$ k2 M9 J8 |* i; [, M3 k9 `
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 ) b  S& v9 c+ W5 u% T6 p0 i
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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