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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"5 Y4 q8 f- o9 \+ e/ m* Y8 \* ~$ w! V. p
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"8 m! }- Z' M6 U; k# j4 t! u3 b

8 W! H  x" b, c& j/ d! R"My granny."  p5 p( d+ [0 M
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."4 N) S: B2 ^( o- i% N

( G. H2 W" _1 C( Y6 s$ \! }, i"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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8 ?  w6 s3 C% U  T$ f“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” / m8 B7 o1 i: J: R/ x  x

8 ], s; F( m7 R“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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% W  i+ W, |+ o“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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