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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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/ {3 C2 @7 ^, x( Z: OWhere did I go wrong?/ A6 T6 F: Z0 v/ `
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& P+ ]0 y- t; a9 t/ U# V0 U; P1 G; W" V
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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! T. f5 o* H9 ^& C; O4 l1 uWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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% ^9 ]& b6 z. w) u: _* P, W6 ^Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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5 v" A( N) g+ S# u7 e5 _4 V) rThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!- q3 f2 D; i0 d Z2 l' ~. m4 g
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. $ I' K5 y! `6 S5 [4 \# B
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”0 E& m! v: L) Q, b) C
( g8 H; B* H% _% ?4 u: LThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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