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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！1 |& J; p: U/ ^0 c0 e
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Where did I go wrong?
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3 t; v% c) y9 A7 zA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; r4 Z% C F, o j: ?
) X% [$ `' e$ Y6 s2 b' {On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.2 ?" }% ~) X) A6 G2 f$ W* a
# K, g* X6 N& { H0 r9 r& vWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!- A: d$ ~- l8 p& j6 K9 _
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 f9 h- |3 _0 `
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 p; j, [& z3 l0 d. K7 W
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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