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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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, |" Q$ \- R5 D: s. EWhere did I go wrong?* L& y" `" ?# L5 J3 K; p+ a
: O: S5 v0 b% {( d2 ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.7 z/ e% K3 }) g
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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& D7 `% x3 I G) @1 ^: l* K* b& yFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : I* H0 |4 V5 l9 [) F
5 r% {" R& N) X1 _* E9 \Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # \* I7 K, f( r6 b7 }
3 E% m% o! \/ R- c5 IHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”% `, V8 ]* `* e( ]6 G
4 ~9 I3 ?% @7 k- Z% QThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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