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MY NEXT LIFE4 f c( u! {7 C: r% Y0 ?. e& n
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I want to live my" Q" o3 a" p& o6 n1 l# H
next life backwards!$ g6 _9 R6 h2 ?8 S. q- R0 w3 {. ^( h
8 ]' w+ f4 _- q/ Y0 h8 pYou start out dead and get that out of the
* f3 x. f8 {2 y C$ Yway right off the bat.
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8 p* k8 G! k; y) p) {& uThen, you wake up in a nursing home
6 M1 C B3 K: H3 b5 D! k3 \feeling better every day.1 E6 o6 {0 u! ^$ N! E ]% I6 V
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work," X3 L# _! m% d/ n: g
you get a gold watch on your first day./ S* }! m& K4 d
0 i' ~- V% |1 _9 U$ w- |# OYou work 40 years or! O0 m- i+ w. r
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' _( E9 e6 F/ H$ M3 t+ Lyou're too young to
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1 h/ c! W8 N2 DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' I2 N3 r' ]$ F6 t4 F8 y* fand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no, |$ L0 a: v8 G
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
! t: R9 @* Y$ i: Beveryone runs themselves ragged b* o9 l$ s) \, \/ X3 s; y' |
keeping you happy.' h1 f$ x3 A. H B+ c( F
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You spend9 S1 C" g! |' q# ~& r
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,, c* h6 j3 ]; T" @# g
spa-like
6 w- \" J6 V& Q* @con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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