MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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! N( F$ n7 @9 {5 ^# eYou start out dead and get that out of the
' y5 K+ @% q9 o. l% tway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' @) G. L) j6 o. x( |feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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* h# s3 s$ x% ?# u+ QWhen you start work,
/ A: d) Y" a& z5 `$ y' pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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4 E7 x$ f# C' D- Y% j) m& t# ]You work 40 years or
, A8 Z/ b. u( `& u( D1 n' D6 [so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, v2 I4 S8 j6 I8 byou're too young to
work.

0 C. _* N, D( r" cSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

; {% r* t+ _5 D. VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 p. e: \3 h' z: y" q( TIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 Z" l* y# b4 aeveryone runs themselves ragged
; E' J! }+ R& L) Y4 h6 t6 I! Skeeping you happy.

: ^( i+ g. c+ J3 OYou spend
8 i+ N7 V8 ?1 r+ i/ p7 Q8 l& Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
# G7 I" F$ y0 jspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

9 S2 L3 r6 g8 }( ^I rest
! e& n5 v% D' X2 l. E9 }! s2 w5 Nmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!