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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE% F+ b/ ~# `3 N9 J5 T

: o8 y8 S8 |/ T8 x# j6 K' z6 E2 tI want to live my  B" E: [) W& C0 a$ q2 e
next life backwards!
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) g7 k* k* |2 t5 A8 d( z# YYou start out dead and get that out of the, w% J; v) K2 A7 n
way right off the bat.  }# ?$ {# m: n

3 u; j5 T1 }7 n0 W) ]9 CThen, you wake up in a nursing home
4 \% F/ v  {& u) E/ Bfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home7 @5 W2 I+ w- S# `
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 R$ M( z3 V1 y) D) ]
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When you start work,
# i( i; b4 O" S5 Y: Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.: U, Z8 d" b; T
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You work 40 years or
7 w2 \4 e) t/ eso, getting younger every day until pretty soon2 e( M% B; p4 ~/ r# g( {) k
you're too young to
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5 p0 u0 `# M# c: o9 V) f0 I5 YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) I, x0 B4 g) ?/ W: O# s
and party.
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6 b9 O" D! B+ X0 uAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 [  \5 v, V4 l- A4 G* m! q2 t/ SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and9 k7 B; D& s7 g
everyone runs themselves ragged- g. y5 f: G& `2 A# i4 ~; O
keeping you happy.1 s; k+ e0 \! r! l/ M% i3 W, b
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You spend2 v/ {* p$ N& F2 f
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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3 p$ @, @) G' ~7 z+ acon ditions: central heating, room service on( g' S" W" ]6 z7 v2 a7 |3 u' [. Z
tap.
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( W  T& R, ], O+ eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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0 v/ P6 b  O& W! Rmy case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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