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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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1 J3 Z6 L' k2 P8 SI want to live my! O; A- Q3 U, G  `( H
next life backwards!9 G% Z3 |; U6 s; O  r( L+ d* N  s* s( A

4 c- O1 ~4 u! S5 }You start out dead and get that out of the. ~& q" d* Z! S$ s1 y
way right off the bat.( z  F* n& m7 {$ ]" l' z4 q

8 |- @4 t9 D$ I% n+ s3 A# ~1 b( ]Then, you wake up in a nursing home7 ~! Y: r8 U6 B: R: A3 R
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home  C) G8 E2 v& [' I
for being too healthy, you spend9 N3 y/ {8 g! y3 \& [
several years enjoying your
4 |" V8 x1 F) R' p2 r2 m- K  B* @, sretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
0 e2 l5 j; G' a8 r+ hyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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& ^* k' D1 I9 c* qYou work 40 years or
+ O5 z4 q6 w6 ?# ^7 Aso, getting younger every day until pretty soon, Y5 W, E- s" Z) {0 Y$ b
you're too young to$ E# g; |4 p" d2 p' z
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ E% B8 |; H, t
and party.
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0 ^1 Z* {+ m' o& d  t" C- `3 U3 aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no5 ?, I) _4 M+ c
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In a few years, you become a baby and% ~2 I, t0 A! j0 p& H
everyone runs themselves ragged, x& E* \; n2 f2 ^& m& v# J
keeping you happy.
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) {+ M3 w# v" U+ Q/ E' u% t, r0 ^& TYou spend
4 A) K1 S- z) j0 b9 H5 Pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 D) Z+ W" p9 T5 o% }$ i# s, I
spa-like6 f9 S" @/ G4 i% d4 b' ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on. r2 N0 t4 ]* ]" u' U4 N2 X4 C
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) Q. k, ~, [# C/ g+ R' u! s! zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm., ?5 M1 J, W( h7 ?- |
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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