MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

: W1 m# w' V% F  P; J: [Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

* @3 h6 q' F/ a: l6 ^- ]$ |When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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, U1 E2 R; a/ G" k; b" O% l3 X4 }) v- kYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 Y) [4 u+ h* q& B1 n9 qyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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  K: y4 r0 }* h: {+ L. X( LIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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: p7 M9 `0 H# r8 aYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
  d$ j* s& n8 W  F# V/ Y- dcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!