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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: u' [5 K; Q$ T$ l1 Y/ I

0 y3 E$ M% s4 M" E+ |9 ]I want to live my
; i5 G! L; P# M, ~) @- nnext life backwards!4 d2 H* p: X' [, A+ y

$ O) R) [; U% wYou start out dead and get that out of the+ k% s- U* ?0 g  F; ^  I
way right off the bat.
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: H4 {& J1 T; ^- F; }8 P% lThen, you wake up in a nursing home- z" \. `) o# F- m' @5 U- b2 J8 ]4 K
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home) t+ c" @/ j, g! Z7 e' J! t8 D
for being too healthy, you spend0 i  d" |/ s' p1 X* {( e
several years enjoying your
+ t! `' l, r8 |+ Q$ tretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% Q1 @# V& R5 f+ ^$ w1 lWhen you start work,, j+ V$ ^8 |3 P% S) r
you get a gold watch on your first day.9 s  y) ?6 L; D- M/ x

# Y' q2 t$ Y" ^3 _9 M7 s' V) U8 dYou work 40 years or
0 @: b  o6 w* tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" W9 |" T* B* g6 r! n; [3 zyou're too young to
* s: m" v4 A. U9 D- Iwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 Q% {$ @: B/ o6 T$ S, A
and party.; q, i  E( ]' _* @- i

( P% h% P# K% S9 @$ P7 wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
. d1 o" k& Z8 o4 @0 p8 eagain.
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) q! ^, j' M- o0 K) `" P# t# G8 oYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and+ ?( v1 F6 W% n0 o" x
everyone runs themselves ragged+ {) z7 S- q0 A
keeping you happy./ O' ?+ K+ P' l3 ?' [2 s2 }
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You spend; Z' y( Z3 T' N8 {% J; u" w
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 d9 R: D& R( n( J5 z
tap.
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. N3 A) x  ^, fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.6 i3 b- ^6 B# I; h2 j

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/ C& R7 k/ M, `& \2 p. Omy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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