MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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3 m2 `: D& b5 o8 s* K$ nI want to live my
6 _' u" K: s1 o8 ?next life backwards!

# ?- E1 Z. g) F( C. v3 g; R7 sYou start out dead and get that out of the
' N1 p* J3 Q( R9 @7 i: j3 |way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
6 m5 Z2 \+ ^9 x. e: l3 jfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 q: O" S6 r) p* A( qyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! ?: T4 A7 q2 myou're too young to
! l  {$ f1 z, I( \work.
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# y* Y9 |# q, A) J1 LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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1 H+ _6 D% |( nAs you get even younger, you become a kid
3 e. p, ^) M) X7 y/ y. Dagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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) O- B( j+ m; J# N& bIn a few years, you become a baby and
* Y; a" n5 E6 l. `# x. ]8 Keveryone runs themselves ragged
2 O& p- p4 G  G. e( O5 v. O! Skeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
# P8 H9 ~% y3 m9 Rcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!