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MY NEXT LIFE
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, a1 |* _8 I, Z7 y7 XI want to live my
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* `; c0 a/ D' zYou start out dead and get that out of the3 |: f- N) \. d7 y$ x# O
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home0 k8 H+ d& F0 u, r! [) C; q
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ `; w8 l8 F7 m! mWhen you start work,% n! k2 N+ g9 Y; e" X
you get a gold watch on your first day.. {9 ?* E# o5 l( U
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to! V P( W# Z% m e6 L8 U
work.% E3 N$ z7 M& ~- O) B
0 g: L: H: t3 s. q" {7 m$ ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* ~( S( y$ A, v& }- Q
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: r/ f# s% I/ Y! r, gAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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) j7 k$ o3 g {You go to elementary school, play, and have no& G p2 Y! P6 J$ L
responsibilities., S# n$ K0 F& V9 H6 y1 \
- _! `# v0 {; D9 s& lIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.( V1 E% V, a7 A6 G) j
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You spend: f! C! ^* t6 {2 X
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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) \- H. A" K8 V4 z3 tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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