MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

8 ]' w+ f4 _- q/ Y0 h8 pYou start out dead and get that out of the
* f3 x. f8 {2 y  C$ Yway right off the bat.
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8 p* k8 G! k; y) p) {& uThen, you wake up in a nursing home
6 M1 C  B3 K: H3 b5 D! k3 \feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
$ h! S0 k$ P8 c8 \, tfor being too healthy, you spend
# h+ q8 L8 Z4 ^: Dseveral years enjoying your
7 q+ k, M, I# t; f" _2 g. M$ _4 |retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

0 i' ~- V% |1 _9 U$ w- |# OYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' _( E9 e6 F/ H$ M3 t+ Lyou're too young to
" b/ b( d% ?: Y) @+ U3 [$ [9 jwork.
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1 h/ c! W8 N2 DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' I2 N3 r' ]$ F6 t4 F8 y* fand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
! t: R9 @* Y$ i: Beveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
6 w- \" J6 V& Q* @con ditions: central heating, room service on
! [6 \) j8 H/ Q7 [$ ktap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!