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MY NEXT LIFE% F+ b/ ~# `3 N9 J5 T
: o8 y8 S8 |/ T8 x# j6 K' z6 E2 tI want to live my B" E: [) W& C0 a$ q2 e
next life backwards!
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) g7 k* k* |2 t5 A8 d( z# YYou start out dead and get that out of the, w% J; v) K2 A7 n
way right off the bat. }# ?$ {# m: n
3 u; j5 T1 }7 n0 W) ]9 CThen, you wake up in a nursing home
4 \% F/ v {& u) E/ Bfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home7 @5 W2 I+ w- S# `
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 R$ M( z3 V1 y) D) ]
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When you start work,
# i( i; b4 O" S5 Y: Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.: U, Z8 d" b; T
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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5 p0 u0 `# M# c: o9 V) f0 I5 YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) I, x0 B4 g) ?/ W: O# s
and party.
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6 b9 O" D! B+ X0 uAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 [ \5 v, V4 l- A4 G* m! q2 t/ SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and9 k7 B; D& s7 g
everyone runs themselves ragged- g. y5 f: G& `2 A# i4 ~; O
keeping you happy.1 s; k+ e0 \! r! l/ M% i3 W, b
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You spend2 v/ {* p$ N& F2 f
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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( W T& R, ], O+ eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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$ a; j: y. i1 p, {' Y pI rest
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