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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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, L# u' C2 p5 k; C/ P8 ?8 MI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 ^4 H& g/ V4 k' n! y! W3 h& Y0 j
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 R: f5 f. g$ G" NThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 ]) [. t. w% S
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 o8 M" p5 |- Z; I4 V. Q- h$ V" |
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for/ j4 n P J1 Y5 p
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same8 Z/ l$ @8 \: b
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 B) L6 V$ U3 N- H: @; Q/ G
There are some people that are not into all the words., s( T9 K3 G2 x
There are some that would have you not use certain words.; J0 S. f Z% H5 v" A( d# g
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7/ {) [- s# D: ?, l1 K- O
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
* s+ O/ g8 i1 N399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 l# J8 b4 V2 J J) j
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
$ n" Z+ O/ c5 f4 ]0 ], k+ Y' RBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" J1 X3 [% d( Y: m( p" G% W% H9 l
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
& {1 V! H0 @2 y6 }9 s- ^$ F' Rand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# t+ N! F# g) p1 {
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' ?5 J/ c5 \9 E
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* y( h( A% w4 i) z u
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ n& j6 ]* u+ z* V
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# q0 I1 _0 H% s& d9 v# f* c
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; L) Z' a) R: q7 G) N8 P
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 l! A$ S/ ~- K- w7 ^8 Gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
' B, H, w# W$ {+ M( m9 \( H8 o4 _snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. }( r3 k& m- ^% Vsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
$ Z, K& c3 w+ L; p+ B) j1 s+ u- _Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
, a. u" {8 n; rOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 T# _7 H% ]! W
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
2 }- O; e! r- ]2 gbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 n5 H5 I: j! Y+ a0 z7 R" f
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why" |( A! u5 l' p( P6 M
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 {" u2 n4 g3 ^2 M# V: e+ ^. r2 gMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 p3 r \& i5 P/ m% ~" }* _4 q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
W8 \5 s" L3 j; E. UI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
2 m; y/ h' X0 \: u4 qwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) T9 t- z* U9 X* f! Y6 \you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
4 L" u9 c3 k' i, b1 TIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 x% ~* U. a4 e) Yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( U3 k3 [; y: }# }, a/ c
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that$ [' q8 O4 A- [
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! a# O, m# K6 q3 ?. X6 i ^( j9 |/ `certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) n1 B* `: \; w t9 F- t* qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such' |6 t8 i* q' I3 p! l
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ m' I* D3 h( _. i2 }, G
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
6 ?* f1 u0 {- z6 p9 P1 X6 Xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 t9 [( K7 s2 G1 U( ? P$ K
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very5 {6 @$ T3 S5 D* A
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to; ~) ~( B4 ~& U, [0 v+ N! a
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
0 p! W0 w! F' h"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love/ _* ?; Q/ `$ x; L! v' u
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# Y v0 T3 e4 t- [5 k; X9 ]
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ Q1 g# C3 I K6 s6 V z$ I% @I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 ?# c6 ^: ^: }3 G% x
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 B2 j- K. K' M8 ]3 p
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ _% B2 A* A# J7 C5 ySo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' F1 O9 q0 K- P. Z) ]/ ZI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, x/ j3 |( ?4 y ?9 b
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, p' V; | \% a0 jclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
) q, \. ]/ s$ i' Aand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.% [ T) Z9 ?* N% ~" D% [
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* J( ~5 [4 u+ c# [" j
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
, ~* H# {- n9 b3 d+ pCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: {: Q; q8 b1 x, u. x7 L$ Dthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for1 a- p% q; m6 l
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 P. b. d6 i# |! Y& x* e, Dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 M$ N8 v, ]. b+ z" a0 o1 q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ @: s, ]4 B+ ~& V4 K. A7 F
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 G& |- p; Q, t( x" l) N% lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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