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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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( X9 ^1 k0 b0 F5 tI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( I o% ]3 Y/ A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ q6 ?, g; ?0 X1 F! PThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 A8 c+ u+ W6 H) _4 [' TWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
5 `: ~' ^* F A% ?- Nthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
2 X1 R: m4 D* z. Dthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 _8 }, j: d) C! hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ V" ~% j5 B Q+ _9 ?; u
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( \. l7 a d8 ` s+ x; nThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
( H1 g, U' V5 \' a4 ]& g' ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 72 H# U& x9 L* V. n7 s' o2 E) Q$ I
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
3 b9 J4 F0 s# C5 \. X# D399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( @% ~& R. z4 i* r- a- z' V
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: `" N& s7 \* f; ^ y
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
# P" q% y$ W0 ]4 L! T4 @6 j( F"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' Y1 B9 X8 X; b- n- y7 Rand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
: U8 ]/ ^& b, W1 N"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 ^& H: _3 F8 R) y; Z3 L8 \6 m- r
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 V" c4 n3 v( \$ d% _
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
5 `4 p/ w& q; ] S& ^' Q, n S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 F& s5 V4 H7 |, }5 `; vWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly, i6 Q/ A0 u0 v6 u
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,5 ]# ?- P( d' Y$ K4 X
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 n% F B3 t' O8 m7 Z% p
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
/ E8 x6 X7 W' ?5 y4 v& q6 ?- {snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- A8 q/ N& d) R6 l* J/ ]6 r( ^
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ h* ]* p6 v" Z! |/ nOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ T. k* P+ Q9 I3 L- |/ ~9 m
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
! a3 L: E7 o$ p6 hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) r: a- I! ~4 N9 t6 K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why6 a5 @ g5 G) X8 I* @# D
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
( a) |8 T% g" ^9 p+ N* S, [" `MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on3 _' H1 w0 G7 {7 U: U
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.0 @# i1 o5 R& k9 [) m( H5 A. G
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
, b9 U7 H% w0 [0 y' jwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
4 j7 O7 h! [& a: n7 ~you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 n% `: f& h d0 r
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
w& U: U. q8 ^& _other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* `1 b- h: X! t0 l; J9 ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that+ q, i% Z7 d5 x0 `
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! @& Z: J( C; \& }certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
- ^5 D0 t5 V4 R# @8 ~; R1 V, L* Cdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
4 D( z: t2 a+ g2 l+ d- r( _* ?stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 n" n& v) l+ {; h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ p$ `1 Z, N" y( T2 b4 j
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- H" ~$ F) C1 h- y5 nit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
8 o8 x! `. w& X2 q+ u; e) n( R8 ]imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ @! n2 H W8 ]" r8 t7 r; F
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,. ~8 O' k4 M' \. ~* K
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% `4 R& h O& k, O. M4 j$ g4 Bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& r8 L+ j9 O" q: ~! x, fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) s' M7 z) E4 l" b6 R$ q# ^
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- W% Y1 d& E- U4 R
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ k+ t2 Z. b4 J, W8 VSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." d% i9 t& ^# U: S7 F5 |/ p8 q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' d; c5 f. ~. g4 qI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! | r" `1 V5 w7 k3 h* v" g, o/ Gcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
: Z z) X% ~. r( R1 \clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" ^8 O% K' W$ ?0 {and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
- q: ?, |4 d2 tBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ b7 f9 l. V/ E% r- e$ bRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 ]; d" b. o6 Q% Q2 w. y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 B% B7 {) k4 E1 H$ S9 W
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 Q, |3 e5 j& }7 z; ] x' `, T4 o
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 U4 H, v' J& `" Y1 ]2 }+ gsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 W- s0 k9 a7 X+ S; H9 G, D6 J4 w
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that6 ?# P2 n& S. F' o: V `
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
7 a0 x# p0 T8 W+ v+ }9 v7 Mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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