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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- i2 P; n$ X* n( n0 ?: h2 q1 X' e
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 t/ {6 g5 _; \# b, iThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion." ]* ?+ d' e% s2 s: J: Q9 c
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ j6 j: x) a+ R# O% h
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, e, J1 ?4 f) Sthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
! f, V& R# ~ w4 e$ |words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; |8 `% @2 m; o( O
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( k4 z; D" W9 l* f( z* iThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
' z8 J7 u; v0 U& I& Q- n; S$ @There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7; F" [# p+ c( I3 b# E6 q
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 c# h6 Y; T0 r& n. M% {0 N399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous' ?( }6 F0 z" `1 V y0 g
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ P r: {, A7 Y8 I8 ^# QBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 A. J3 p/ G8 S2 g2 ~+ B* ]5 O"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# |0 E9 H* t6 V0 h+ d M" R3 D
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 i4 X7 ^6 [9 u3 R0 R3 e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 }, c, O5 G, A+ a" I, U% _- W
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
/ `. v' ~5 ]" {; Z9 X& jcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.6 k4 w. ~3 ]/ y4 B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 `, F( f4 D( W- P; S9 x* P. M+ QWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: z) b' y0 E2 M' q8 a
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, W2 T' Y6 y" N y I
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
( j" U5 z* E6 [snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
( z# k# g1 d) c w% d* w- Esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" T( x4 [7 b$ x _Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just9 @& U" C0 Y- {" L7 @
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( r( q( {! `" m9 ]not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: i* P$ L- H0 N" ?) t; E
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 f& A8 E" a* \; ]9 f- k9 x
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why, L+ m! x6 D, x/ |# i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 {( j" ~7 E$ H; B* LMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on& ~" Q# W5 h! R" q$ t9 s
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.+ l4 `5 z" U% {# S& C8 l; F
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
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you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."* W. H* a2 u3 @$ q/ z" _! T
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 {6 J/ U/ l1 O) n5 z& Q
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go! ?1 ~( C" y: Z' {
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that5 _1 L7 z: [$ A
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" i5 z- w: A7 scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
x, Q8 [5 Q& P+ W9 k5 n# b0 q C; kdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; h( y% Q3 d2 y1 t( {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& i; ?' p, l$ b: y; N. a
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ y8 q7 L) e4 `
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- m3 N& e8 K$ z2 G3 z1 }! M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very K. G& {# d5 J% \4 j
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ |' Y" J' r0 ?3 L, Hhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; p" q0 \. ^2 `% j
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( X: k3 c8 E5 \ c" L
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 Y" i3 T5 z+ G- t s% I$ Ta great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but. m! m O9 M0 Z2 a9 j& S [
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ ]/ q) s+ I' v5 |0 y- b' S
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 I! g L3 k3 e# t" i2 `3 w% ISherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
4 o' h! A5 C! Y7 kSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ \& d+ Z$ s/ f
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any! h" ]( t/ o5 u" y6 c' u) T
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. C- C, ]: m0 n6 W3 W7 [
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ ]! {# t& X! \# R- W5 ^" yand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
6 k, }" _# V" h0 c J0 s# bBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.( e* k5 e2 E7 g2 K9 `4 L
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock' M" [0 ~+ j# G8 s6 B6 X
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: D6 Z4 @9 S# ]+ r$ a. S+ {, y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 _! b3 m* H j/ K+ q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 n; @- K9 D7 V, l8 E
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding9 |! O% v4 m# E+ n' D
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; a& a' y6 J0 ]' ]6 |3 H: z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
) k6 u$ I- p& a, Y9 o* f* Vcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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