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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 O: q* x; \! J( W& H0 H2 O
7 z0 u; k5 ]) f6 O: t" LI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.9 `$ m; {- O- d5 c4 a
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; V8 Q& y8 s) U$ L) FThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
, V6 O- V' w- f& B6 |Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 X8 V* b5 C. \7 Z3 x1 R
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for6 {- u0 i8 \0 q; g) d, ^( T( q
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( f, W9 T) `8 S6 R4 h; x% p
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ q1 e6 M: [8 W- nThere are some people that are not into all the words.
, v' J* V S$ W o/ B- eThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
* Z3 ?1 ] Q/ k* b# a F$ H3 mThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 q, E) x# q# M; d
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.0 w4 x: p$ f2 \5 u `8 a8 a
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous) ^ c+ `4 f! |; f0 j. U
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
& u$ ^$ l4 ?! d' p" }' F9 ]; `) y* XBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, j/ }# a4 C' b/ V1 Z6 {0 _
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
) I$ [) [5 N9 D+ }: E8 D: Tand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
% t( B' M" Q) E9 } f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" d" N, o4 n$ h; G% Q! L3 g- T
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: w, e; h) X# ?! |9 B
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.7 E2 e( u: Q& _" P- Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& S: n3 [' b( a4 t: WWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* `/ E1 i% b+ F; s# _1 S% ]sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; d- M7 T: \" T8 ]0 \5 J" Q+ v }man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
& A! W. U6 S. ?: psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist K3 F0 @; T* h: U/ y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' D) z5 N! v j4 u1 f3 i. Z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. N8 w7 n# b+ ]+ w9 u
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- r- v" v) w2 w7 H5 o( Ynot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& G8 g7 w7 E/ m- H8 |! l$ F6 Wbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ h$ Q. r* h5 V- G# ]completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why6 m" L6 r1 U6 w C9 b9 r" K
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% ?( K& C9 o* T- g' oMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& u1 H" k2 ~3 [, b5 O) Mthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
" }/ Z2 G- n" c- ?5 |I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( \8 P9 J. t+ I6 M/ P
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
. J" G4 }: q# d* L6 O% V. {you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
% |, \. X! l( E |/ s6 GIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. V( K# [, D/ W5 ~. d1 _) U
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go. q3 v6 d( N( O0 x; l
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
7 f7 ~7 I7 ?: c) |5 W+ ZPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 T: D2 B# O; ]- r/ D1 B! ?
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
0 _% {/ @$ W" T/ a( J0 ^( V. cdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 q' c3 e& x2 p' i- Q6 {stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
" b0 ^* Y& L0 t( P5 x0 hAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more5 K7 E5 ? j1 ]' [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ c* {9 g3 D7 [9 c6 ]& @it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ t6 t2 D+ U# [% M9 r; |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. b1 c' o0 I7 h! v
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 Y: t$ a' s9 S3 S" F8 u
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love% t' i% v8 H6 ?5 e; S
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# j, N& q- S& I s
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
; Y! b1 m1 S' k8 @9 {I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% V; y& h `# V# X5 c& {3 n$ t; b
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- T' P0 T4 |$ {8 D
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 t+ v+ C2 Q! i
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
1 [ _& T' f2 c% MI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ r: V5 `% W3 J& e6 H
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even9 `4 O* w# f- ?& @
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
- a: f/ k2 q" I2 T; C: `and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.) p" y5 }, ~/ Q# e4 e
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ P% Q% P1 ~1 _6 m3 S# IRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
, L$ j- O* v/ M5 NCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. N8 H7 q8 O, V! R. |: p
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- R7 ~7 j3 s' v" BKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! J' `& Z2 \/ p9 J/ @2 Rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. f; j! i/ P& f& W3 B' Uthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* {1 ?3 d m0 ]1 N7 M$ O( r2 k
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You8 L' q+ q4 M- J9 Z% z0 W
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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