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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it., U y. \ E1 g
% d5 b+ R. X# ^6 F5 ?: Y- H- LI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% v# L" C# m, ]8 C7 V
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., v& e* ^6 n; O
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
; s5 A. O( j) EWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
" u3 ?" E/ w0 v8 \; c9 pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- Q- E; H, L Q& ?that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same, d) u$ A% C/ J, Z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.1 v( O: }, j$ _1 X
There are some people that are not into all the words.
/ [8 X, S$ d2 a: s/ a7 ?There are some that would have you not use certain words.
( |8 l9 B3 d |7 yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% m! ^2 j9 p0 w$ j$ f9 d- n1 H
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. F7 q: Y% \8 p) n
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 f9 O9 Z, s% X& n- S0 Y+ U# N5 @, Yto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
: a8 C; G0 G" J, z! i! DBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?1 b) I2 _# i. s1 T+ l
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; }2 g1 f. p8 t9 N& D$ C2 B
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?- r8 T# `" i5 K2 g
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; K8 t& x& Y- X: m+ r- D$ W& e, qThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
4 D( C7 m; G2 \# R2 \curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
( H' X0 I: \0 p3 o& n! |( n" l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* V+ B3 i. j3 _: O0 P9 h8 c4 SWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
; ? r+ j+ }! C+ Psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% i/ [( N( Q& N: b7 a
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 b$ B4 r" w' b2 M/ F
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 I8 a2 w% R, [) Q f7 y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
/ \5 h" m3 K6 a& N: }4 s: C' vPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just) c& s. K& r' \2 @+ F( n, C" x: t9 L
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! ~: Z% b# a/ Fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,8 ~, w, C+ [' j7 H# _
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* c2 s' v1 k( s0 T/ z9 H0 @$ d6 l
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- y. z* R. A# m: G! d
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, P0 {9 ~* A1 U5 f2 K/ A! QMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
3 w/ y* l6 X$ Cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 E4 f4 B* X- @6 B* t
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
' ?$ T; a" V9 o5 ^+ i8 Wwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 k- a& b7 K* l5 ~1 e1 m. @
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
& c$ q) l. s0 ]2 ?It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
+ k7 w1 F6 q/ ]5 sother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
) u# S7 q! {3 U5 R2 B6 a' m9 y1 wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
, Y0 K" E; _* ~% HPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 m* i" W9 A$ \, M5 m
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I j! ~$ a/ j0 v, L6 J
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ v! Z( N& A3 o( Mstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ H( L( F9 l/ D z$ UAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more" y; X: ^( n1 R8 i, Y# k, z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" m+ q+ T% k& k" C$ eit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ t; W/ | b+ M9 Fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to# [2 Q% H, a+ m. ~8 r/ Y/ K
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ o, T2 W/ v! x"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love9 d" y8 Z* T! n9 |$ ?
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% G6 J# s' @0 m
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 u# P5 m4 k( [7 w. z9 Q0 I" ?( Y
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for0 ?. R7 V7 c! P9 Y* [
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 Z8 f" f" t& d* L, l% K
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ O! e& J, u' T( a. b: I
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 F+ M! q5 N9 _( | b% V" ^I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
- V3 h& t. S! x# `# F2 R% acircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even+ L' R8 F5 ?" u& O9 K* e
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
) i( j4 i. _; {6 A4 p, y" K' Wand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 Z0 M( L5 R4 k" r
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ F1 n( ]. m7 C5 F$ ]# |4 @Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 t7 z: g9 k, J9 A! ]
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in( T5 O8 u5 \% @) S( I0 e8 q
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for r0 s. ^5 M) \) u6 a
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! w- s9 m% e4 g4 f+ Q/ A2 S# e. ~say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! _; b7 T: x( ?$ ]7 L- T8 Kthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* c2 s" V0 I, A: _# N& {4 igoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You7 H( Q! P. J R2 P1 @3 ~
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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