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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& d7 I% A+ `6 l. y' hI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; a6 q0 o; U' pThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.$ T. T' a3 e% u/ |- y2 i2 t- n
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
0 F! C! W, C$ H# `* O4 R! Sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 _2 [4 M6 {3 B$ _# Gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- t* r. f2 ~2 }: qwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 n9 g$ |" n4 t1 l; D* k
There are some people that are not into all the words.
' C4 p& C* `( l5 \$ n3 eThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 c( b/ C. _8 v. ?4 nThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: f( |' X6 W+ E0 S" z
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
* C3 @$ S3 k/ H' e* d0 \. a! x% Y% `399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* V+ @7 x0 f1 Y3 ?+ \& ]to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% z3 W/ d( D1 D: vBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 X( s. h; z# K: ?* t! H' @* O"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 Z% q: d, _% t9 o1 c# l
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?: J4 }; z/ b- g$ Y8 E; a
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 M' i* V) r0 R" F! p5 rThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* S0 L/ G" F9 ~9 f8 G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' `' q& G" Y7 O. M. x; N6 h8 h$ h"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ S4 n9 B4 v3 p- K) c% n) i! n
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly4 H; N4 h3 Z/ [7 i7 K2 f- V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ B4 Z# D6 v _3 v) Eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" t" N2 M9 G6 P% Y8 ~2 psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist' D9 k2 I; h( F
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,# G3 M0 T' m7 \2 Y3 k2 \
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: s2 z& ]. h2 ~' S+ i& n2 e$ @7 ^One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) |6 @" S6 y/ V: \/ S
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,& R" A: I- k( t& D
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 D7 ~$ g. N% s8 f/ Hcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# H$ N5 V, Y% t9 i) s! u9 y6 R Zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and2 L: i9 S/ U: z9 p
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 O6 B- j7 {+ d& M% \there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 J" `% m) W7 B4 U: ]I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 y* u& ~/ O1 ~2 E. C5 ~
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 G7 h: x# ]# c. W& |; `% F( xyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- w3 T& q: p8 s, C6 i
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* m4 Y2 O0 f; h+ f* Aother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( I5 ]+ s( I# ^7 Q6 r/ ^
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that* x. u9 {$ @5 L, G, i' P4 V
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were! V* L, v2 S) f8 V0 B
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! m- ^. B+ ?; P( ~9 Q% gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* M4 b& J- C/ U3 H9 ^3 `' istupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". a1 N( k( [8 f
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 [: B/ X" ?4 z7 C/ I" v7 @9 D& Q3 t6 [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think Y- t \( v! ^ j
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
3 |7 b5 k9 S' @3 \8 {: C8 i5 Simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
( H; G m' q# D8 {hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 z5 d& p. b/ i7 L
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% x9 m7 y2 c T& J6 w k; Rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ a0 Q3 J) ^0 y/ ga great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
& E3 \! n; x- VI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' v1 z" b- m2 j; u; h! `1 N
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,0 d+ \/ ?5 X a4 Y! @/ E0 h
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
' }8 j, W( J8 ~9 z9 KSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
" [3 E$ X% y$ K! b+ z/ m. LI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
3 q( n8 r" g' D. ?+ Vcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, [ f- h0 B, U8 F* \- _+ [clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, T0 [, q4 Q! N. f9 ~6 c9 K
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( D0 y$ |! l5 h* e9 e B% c- PBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 l! M) G8 p8 x4 ]1 h8 N: D2 p
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
% E0 \# S' E$ i( B( [CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, ?( l/ h3 G, {- Fthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& a7 Y* y Z/ w5 L: n8 R$ v# D' _
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
' v, c1 F5 P0 V! j# _& wsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* k; g2 Y- ?( Vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 H0 }4 J- I: f9 k9 D
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
7 L I; ? N+ l) Lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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