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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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. F0 S" y) U% A3 gI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 j v b r; M. n) i9 n8 u# B
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 p& a0 H: w2 h7 V4 |7 C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% A+ E& }3 w" ^% x5 b7 r
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 H' C! Q. j+ K. d5 F- I, fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for4 r; c& x- M% B( o& |
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% A2 u0 r9 @. Y f( _words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 l6 J& G5 q! s& i0 T$ b- H
There are some people that are not into all the words.6 \8 {+ q! u$ F1 y8 k& Q: d, {9 ]2 p
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
. V9 [6 P7 i5 B! d2 K% Q' dThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
5 l( m: X8 f; fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& m8 _0 G$ g) a8 o) u4 Q& g g# N399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 j0 H( J- S! v' H' X3 E9 Y [ r9 bto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 G. o# Y& }0 b/ q, eBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ t5 h/ E. S* c6 W" t1 B"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
0 E" u- l5 r# f P8 @and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?' _4 f& Q- [' D" E( S% z. Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": l. M% P. W9 @% F- y6 {
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
2 C+ S9 n' R* @- Lcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
6 F" w! G6 \7 _/ ~/ L$ x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 ^0 ~8 h1 ?+ S& p
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
, Z a; Y# `! K" j6 }sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 C6 P8 y0 W# n! ?
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 }8 r+ R5 }# Csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
! {0 w8 R) F' @. h$ z: J& {snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' L# i, T% O$ R
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 [5 Z% W9 l& m
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( k& @1 C( V' S: V* c5 q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 S \" X: \2 k5 u r& {- Z- I: a) L5 ?
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! I" C6 }- B, q2 E7 M2 b& Tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; ]+ y! F' w: A+ H) b' `8 Ysome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
/ f+ g1 b" F2 o& zMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! v& u7 {( _, s" h6 q1 ]there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# m, b" F, q! O0 G+ p; f ~
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
: W3 H/ `! S) m6 ?( t: Ewith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) H: l: o5 z" C6 Jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 ]" H2 |) d0 w
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
+ w3 Y! m! E* R) X) r# ^7 kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
2 x5 ?& n0 w6 B/ Utogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
$ x; ]- n, T4 g" |5 \Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; A& @: k% N; @1 d! z9 p. j
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I2 D% e2 Q7 ~3 Y- ?( @
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 h3 Y, \# `+ n4 B. H* Nstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 L" P# W7 d: v: ?4 t' u' }
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ k5 T8 q" b& H2 f8 Z2 W @; z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
+ b% ^" d6 B% N. r1 r9 I& j. git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 W+ g' {9 l4 `. L$ H1 d( V/ R! D
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 Z X7 ~6 O0 T, E2 D* shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# [# q- U/ @; p [9 L
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love6 A' l5 u2 |, `8 t3 S. M* t
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 \; M7 ~. l) e0 p
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but8 N. |" K1 V! F9 ?$ g
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
H0 s$ W) t, t1 J9 othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- X: h% |1 }! L9 S1 ?: H/ R1 ~! P ?Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
6 \+ v) [6 Z* ^So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.8 @, |& p4 T! D$ V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& _7 h& W5 j0 |0 _. ]- l, _5 _
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 n6 ~5 D3 c1 s. D, yclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. s o) [) m7 ]" P* kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% H0 Q2 w9 T7 t' s7 e. qBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 i' \3 D; c1 b$ P1 M4 ]& M8 VRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
Z# M/ u D# {# k5 B/ YCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 e; X2 ~. z: s1 i9 z: r1 g
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for1 k$ l5 s# l0 `+ Y3 l6 S0 K5 N `
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, m1 v1 {$ P8 l' _7 F
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding d2 q! j2 s" j' m- u) y9 S
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
1 r5 ` H3 W0 Y4 h2 Ngoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ Y7 g' C; s& C% b$ [0 E5 N4 g! w
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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