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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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# m* v& ~3 }( F* vI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
" z, k" b2 X& A: ^8 ~# f/ eI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* [4 u: b# E2 a+ o* R: V4 a
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 A: @6 z( ^$ ~' A% w% hWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.6 |$ u( Z# y* C
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ W4 w# v8 b$ j/ G& Ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 y+ } {6 G6 F; o% R, A
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
3 @' r$ c1 e, |There are some people that are not into all the words.
; M/ t# F4 g$ F2 ^6 C6 lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.; O: {. K$ y2 J8 f
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7; i) e1 q5 O8 O$ K# ]; ?2 v
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 G) O) j; x; o: t. s- _399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ k2 l. n: r, j4 H- Wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
M4 U! L" J# L8 j" q" h6 D3 fBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ g9 I" Z, L7 d1 d2 |0 D"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
1 p! R- |" Y( O4 M/ A/ O6 C2 Z; ]and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ D4 F, o- Q$ h' p$ [, U
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ q+ w: \; e/ O T" N$ RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
- c z0 c! ]% T" n0 {) dcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.' S+ O5 Y2 Y; M: O6 @ K# `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". ]8 d- X; K! h2 v
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 ~/ @! d' V6 |$ Hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,: {- ]( ^( _2 e( O
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 H4 s% ^5 O. t& r
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 E5 m. j' {' Gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,7 b) I- u' F2 q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 w x0 l$ E+ C) `* z! Z7 `5 Y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does" i* D; F& v, \# M, O$ a( `
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 r0 X3 _. y' Sbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# [& y8 [5 i7 A% M2 `: c" Fcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( L+ R) h) t( o3 J
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 c% I' A: e. a0 mMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on; N6 d* u+ y' F$ J
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
8 N+ |) |, D l, {3 k. ZI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend! E: f, ]9 ]7 ?/ @7 y2 E0 q
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at( Z: L( X( }- p! _! u+ X6 k j
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer." z d) W8 y& G
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, z% b3 Z/ U1 J* M* D* `: hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 \# k( U# a; j/ n
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
4 _" ?7 d+ A: aPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were' f+ H6 ~' P( z$ a1 ^2 }
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 H# F' r8 f3 z, ?0 Z5 \: u
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* B* {6 ~3 V+ l6 Ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."+ y- F9 N) A. D$ a7 v; n8 A
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 F2 R1 b3 a+ waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& Q" O9 r* }' q
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
. Z7 A; C a( I8 O8 ^6 W& N; \imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, W& a0 V) k9 u/ l, Xhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,( V. |; K6 a( r- e K. s
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ {4 j/ t" _( d9 d9 V: athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is3 T+ R, C6 `; @' D0 R7 Z# e- Y+ s
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 A% D& O+ v @# O, l) M4 TI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for! m, U' F5 j4 c8 k Y( T9 c0 F" r
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,; z' q; N, f) j. _8 A
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
5 Z% m1 t0 W1 r4 u* T0 K) S2 BSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
2 F7 e! i' s, v6 sI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 Z; d4 q: l& r( {
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
( h, D ^/ { C5 q# O( ^clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,- Z+ ` \+ X: W7 G4 q$ |0 V$ B
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., x( ?% |; n$ L5 A
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 R5 V7 w/ A6 ^# r
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 R- ~" l! d T& h! ~
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in& `4 x) m/ d; W4 `( v2 |1 f" o& N! c
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: D% a5 R6 j& x2 S& A. AKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
+ m' o7 _, q k) x) ]5 ysay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding8 Z, v% f! H( m2 s$ ~; }3 k- y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
( A; z: N4 [) f. ?goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 E# b; I: w9 U# E. J z( [can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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