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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
* b3 x' d; J; f8 b8 x! U1 e* C- n, ^ Z/ \Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
* R, s: n. e# [9 w1 L! C/ ]. M"About 35," was the reply.
4 Y, f, V% m2 M"I'm actually 47," the man says happily. 5 k( G$ X" @( k
A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?", d1 r+ f4 P- h+ G1 ~
"Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
- {1 u# E6 l, N6 X$ O. E8 q cWhile standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. _8 u, Z5 R+ Q1 X
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." . y* K. H+ j" O) ], c
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
- P: t( h6 r4 H" C T8 z0 s- mTen minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47," 2 a+ Q7 `3 I6 G, u9 p& C
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" 9 N5 W8 Y0 h2 f8 U9 P& O/ l) V
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's". |
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